Stewie is my cartoon God... If I ever have a child for some horrible reason... I would not be truley happy unless it is a child like Stewie.
"Cut my milk!"
"But I cant cut your milk sir, it is liquid"
"It is very simple you dolt, first you freeze my milk, then you cut it. Now CUT MY MILK or shall place you on diaper duty, I can guarantee you, it will NOT BE PLEASANT!"
Stewie: Excellent. The mind control device is nearing completion.
Lois: Stewie. I said no toys at the table.
Stewie: Damn you vile woman. You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Aww. Don't pout hon. You know when you were born the doctor said you were the happiest baby he had ever seen.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day. The fruition of my plans to escape from that accursed ovarian Bastille. Return the device woman.
Lois: No toys Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. Mark my words. When you least expect it. Your upance will come.
Something obvious: Stewie (Family Guy) is Funny
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Whilst Stewie is funny, I think that Homer Simpson at his height outshines him.
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin