Parent of 2-year old sues for lost wages

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Parent of 2-year old sues for lost wages

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As in the kid's lost wages.
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Damn kid is bloody two years old, I doubt it wouldn't have matter if it was a yellow rail. :evil: She'll never win.~Jason
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Don't be so sure. If the parent can show that a typical children's playground has bars which are painted in a more eye-catching colour, then she may be able to argue that this particular playground did not meet informal industry standards (there are numerous legal precedents to establish the validity of this "industry standard" argument). Ergo, the park's failure to meet its "duty of care" led to the child not seeing the bar, hence he bumped his head, hence he did lose wages because he's a child model, etc.

Laugh if you want, but as perverse as it may seem, the mother might have a chance here.
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This is on the border of frivilous.
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Bright color or no color,there is some strange phenomenon making kids bump their heads to immobile objects. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:Bright color or no color,there is some strange phenomenon making kids bump their heads to immobile objects. :wink:
No, there's a strange phenomenon that has been making parents sue anybody they can over completely frivolous things.
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Hey, Japan makes electronics, and Saudia Arabia has oil.

What are we known for in the U.S.? Stupid-ass lawsuits like this one. They're our greatest natural resource.

Oh, and she'll probably win.
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Post by Solauren »

Counter suit:

Sue the parents for letting there child into such a situtation
Sue the parents for gross negligance for letting there child run into said bar
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Isn't Canada's system set up so that if A sues B and loses, then A has to pay B's legal bills?

God I wish we had that in the US!
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Post by IndustrialNoise »

The blond toddler received several stitches.
Maybe that was actually a typo, and the kid was blind, not blond. :lol:
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That would certainly work, though that galactic judicial system in JL had a good system. Any punishment administered to the defendant is administered to the defending lawyer. Good bye lawyers. :twisted:
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Does this mean my 2-yr old nephew should be able to get money for bumping his head on the endtable while playing?

Come-ON, people! This should be thrown out of court! Hell, somewhere, a child has bumped their heads, or fall down and skinned their knees every second! Their Children! They Do that!

This, once again, just answers Yosemite Bear's question "is there intelligent Terran life' in the negative.
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LadyTevar wrote:This, once again, just answers Yosemite Bear's question "is there intelligent Terran life' in the negative.
Great parts of the world don't have stupid ass laws and a court system that promotes them. :lol:

You might want to narrow that down to N America :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:Does this mean my 2-yr old nephew should be able to get money for bumping his head on the endtable while playing?

Come-ON, people! This should be thrown out of court! Hell, somewhere, a child has bumped their heads, or fall down and skinned their knees every second! Their Children! They Do that!
I believe that's a false anology. This is a child model. With stitches, he won't be able to work untill it heals.

I'm not saying I agree with the case however. The parent should take responsiblity for this, not the park.
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darthdavid wrote:This is on the border of frivilous.
That statement has lesser and lesser meaning in American law nowadays.
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Just a bit of a background for you. Fairfield County CT (where this is taking place) is one of the richest places in the country. Filled with the country homes of New York Socialites and infested....er...populated with far more than the fair shre of wealthy attorneys. The place reeks of arrogance and self entitlement.
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Defiant wrote:Isn't Canada's system set up so that if A sues B and loses, then A has to pay B's legal bills?

God I wish we had that in the US!
I know that's the way here in Germany. There are many stupid lawsuits here, especially neighbor disputes, but you no frivolous lawsuits as that one, af far as I know...
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