1. Fire off my current cabinent and make Mike VP. (yes, I know he can't really be VP, but this is make believe so....)
2. Make Zaia the First Lady.
3. Have the folks at Area 51 build me a big fucking bomb and drop it on France. Nobody needs those stupid frogs anyways, and I don't think anyone would shed a single tear if they all died.
4. Drop a second bomb on Quebec....just for the hell of it.
5. Bump up N.A.S.A.'s budget to something decent and bring our soldiers home.
6. Start the building of our very own space navy. Nuclear powered of course. (because we all know the little green men will show up someday to try to take over Earth....might as well be ready for them! )
7. Make english our official language. Those that complain can happily drive themselves off a bridge for all I care. Learn it or get out of the US.
8. Ban the politically correct crap.
9. Lower the national drinking age back down to 18 where it should be (kinda stupid to be able to die for your country, but not be able to have a damn beer...)
10. Introduce a national-wide age of consent and have it be at 16. (screw what the fundies say...) Then make it mandatory that contraceptives be placed in plain view instead of back in some dark corner like they're something to be ashamed of.
You wake up and you are suddenly George W. Bush
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Then you can give the land to Germany. They'll be much friendlier to you.Vertigo1 wrote:3. Have the folks at Area 51 build me a big fucking bomb and drop it on France. Nobody needs those stupid frogs anyways, and I don't think anyone would shed a single tear if they all died.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin