This just reaffirms my belief that there is no god.

Atavarius · Post by **Atavarius** » 2004-01-07 01:00pm

Click me.

There can't be a mini-Iron Man, it just can't be.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-07 01:59pm

What the major fuck,Iron man should be at least 6 foot tall minimum,not some dwarf dammit.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-07 04:00pm

ARRGH

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-07 04:22pm

It says he wants to play the role, not that it he is going to play the role.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-07 04:35pm

neoolong wrote:It says he wants to play the role, not that it he is going to play the role.

Yes, but in general, TC get's what TC wants.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-07 04:38pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
neoolong wrote:It says he wants to play the role, not that it he is going to play the role.
Yes, but in general, TC get's what TC wants.

It's about time he didn't.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-07 04:41pm

neoolong wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
neoolong wrote:It says he wants to play the role, not that it he is going to play the role.
Yes, but in general, TC get's what TC wants.
It's about time he didn't.

Amen. But wishful thinking doesn't change reality.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-07 07:10pm

meh. it's not like its' bad enough we have keanu reeves playing constantine in hellboy. . . . they really need to pick unknown actors for roles like this. look how well it worked out for the part of wolverine in x-men.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-07 07:20pm

Darth_Zod wrote:meh. it's not like its' bad enough we have keanu reeves playing constantine in hellboy. . . . they really need to pick unknown actors for roles like this. look how well it worked out for the part of wolverine in x-men.

That's Hellblazer.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-07 07:29pm

Tom Cruise as Iron Man? What's next, Abe Vigoda as Wonder Woman?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-07 08:00pm

Ah well so far two actors who don't fit Tony Stark!= Tom Crusie(no amount of stilts will make up for this.

But this pales versus Keanu as John C.

Now there is something that is showing that Hollywood has the collective brain power of a small gnat.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-08 09:31am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
neoolong wrote:It says he wants to play the role, not that it he is going to play the role.
Yes, but in general, TC get's what TC wants.

Is it just me, or is Scientology turning into the Hollywood version of the Freemasons? (or even worse... The Stonecutters!)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-08 12:53pm

You say that as if it hasn't already happened yet.

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-01-08 08:42pm

I read the first post & thought Tom Cruise was going to star in a movie about the Ironman triathalon.

Not that the truth really makes in much better. Pretty much anything with Tom Cruise in it is bound to be shite.