Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women
#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.
#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let
you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look
fat?'
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women
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#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
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#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Don't let your wife see that post of yours, darlin'.Knife wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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Oddly enough, she just left for work when I clicked on the thread. Whew. Besides, worst case scenerio, I get slapped. I'm used to it now.Zaia wrote:Don't let your wife see that post of yours, darlin'.Knife wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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well, you can always use it for anal. just make sure that the bullets are removed first.Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
I got a gun for my wife.
It's the best trade that I ever made
It's the best trade that I ever made
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women
*Buzz!* Wrong!Tsyroc wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
Correct military terminology is suppressor- it's impossible to completely silence a gunshot. And you can buy a suppressor for your wife.
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I saw a shirt today that gave the Top 10 Reasons Why Rowing Is Better Than Sex. Reason #5 was "Let's face it, it's not."
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While I like guns and plan on getting my fireams certificate and a gun in the next few years, I have to say that there's some things that they just can't do. No matter how nice the gun is, it still ain't gonna lick & suck my dick. I'll still need a female to perform that function.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Just until they make a gun that can do that.aerius wrote:While I like guns and plan on getting my fireams certificate and a gun in the next few years, I have to say that there's some things that they just can't do. No matter how nice the gun is, it still ain't gonna lick & suck my dick. I'll still need a female to perform that function.
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Nathan F wrote:Meh, gimme a Mk 19, it'll be a sufficient replacement.Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.
to do what? Lob a 40mm ojive up your ass?!?! 
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red