The lord of coolness is...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-13 02:42pm

Sharp-kun wrote:Gai Daioji from Nadesico

LOL

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-13 02:43pm

InnerBrat wrote:My vote goes for this man:

Because he's cooler even than Han Solo.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So delish.

But Indy's a bit of a nerd. Han Solo is just raw, rough, dirty sex personified. That makes him pretty cool in my book.

But Han doesn't have the whip...

Ahhh, decisions, decisions.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-13 02:44pm

Hethrir wrote:Billy Idol / Spike is by far the coolest.

Spike is a man-bitch. James Marsters made him semi-cool.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-13 02:46pm

Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:My vote goes for this man:

Because he's cooler even than Han Solo.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So delish.

But Indy's a bit of a nerd. Han Solo is just raw, rough, dirty sex personified. That makes him pretty cool in my book.

But Han doesn't have the whip...

Ahhh, decisions, decisions.

Oh, please. Han wishes he could be the Fonze. Indy is way cooler.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-13 03:00pm

Zaia wrote:But Indy's a bit of a nerd.

Hey, archaeologists are sexy!

Han Solo is just raw, rough, dirty sex personified.

But he's cleaner shaven than Indy.

But Han doesn't have the whip...

Or the hat, or the puppy dog eyes when he's hurt.. or the way with the ladies.

Ahhh, decisions, decisions.

We could take one each?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-13 03:13pm

I think my issue is that Han has the ultimate trumpet-player ego, which I routinely fall victim to over and over again. But you do bring up excellent points about Indy, my dearest InnerBrat... I had forgotten about his scruffiness. I'm a sucker for scruffy too. Mmmmmmm. Such a hard choice!

And yes, archaeologists are sexy.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-01-13 03:15pm

Well here I am voting before reading and miss out on the Henry Jones Jr option.

*Kneels down in the surf and pounds the wet sand*

"Damn you. Damn you all to hell.*

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-13 03:31pm

Note how no one DARES rufute the innate coolness of Roger Moore, Bondite GOD?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-13 03:33pm

Chardok wrote:Note how no one DARES rufute the innate coolness of Roger Moore, Bondite GOD?

And for that you will die heathen scum.

Moore Bond never got anyone with name Pussy Galore.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-13 03:42pm

Now some reasons for each...

Batman
Wears black.
Could kick Steve Irwin's ass.
Has a cool car.

Batman's uncoolness:
Broods too much.
Robin.

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James Bond
Has cool gadgets.
Can have any woman he wants.
Drives cool cars. Cars with machine guns.
Is Sean Connery.

Bond's uncoolness:
N/A

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Fonzie
Wears leather jackets.
Rides a motorcycle.
Jumped over a shark without getting wet.
Is coolamundo.

Fonzie's uncoolness:
Associates with Ron Howard.

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John Shaft
Is a sex machine to all the chicks.
Would risk his neck for his brother man.
Won't cop out when there's danger all about.
Is a bad mother-- (shut your mouth!)
His nephew is Samuel L. Jackson

Shaft's uncoolness:
No one understands him but his woman

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Blade
Wears all black.
Wears sunglasses.
Kills vampires.
Has badass weapons.

Blade's uncoolness:
Totally tries too hard.

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Punisher
Wears black coats.
Has guns. Lots of guns.
Killed the Marvel Universe.

Punisher's uncoolness:
Never gets any, AFAIK.

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Matthew Lesko
Tells you how to get free government money.
Chases government agents around, threatening to hit them with his book.

Lesko's uncoolness
Stole his costume from the riddler.
Is Matthew Lesko.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-01-13 03:53pm

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea of Henry Jones Jr being a nerd. Okay, so he IS named after the dog. Who cares?

Oh, and of course comic me, if only by sheer volume.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-13 06:32pm

Sam Sein ! SAM'S DA MAN, SAM'S DA MAN !

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-13 06:54pm

2000AD wrote:Sam Sein ! SAM'S DA MAN, SAM'S DA MAN !

And he is...?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-13 07:08pm

Demiurge wrote:
2000AD wrote:Sam Sein ! SAM'S DA MAN, SAM'S DA MAN !
And he is...?

Vampire from SLuggy Freelance. Perhaps a

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or maybe a

should have been added as well.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-13 11:07pm

I must vote for Indiana Jones as well. Although Lord Vader comes close.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

The lord of coolness is...

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