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Should Straha Be Castrated?

Yes.
16
50%
Yes.
3
9%
Yes.
6
19%
Yes.
7
22%
 
Total votes: 32
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Chardok
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Post by Chardok »

Was yesterday. My Exwife called to wish me a happy birthday. I got to talk to my little girl for the first time in a year. I cried. Best. Birthday. Ever.
I hate that bitch.

I'm 26. Someone write a haiku about me.
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The cold earth is still,
While those in morning rejoice
celebrating life.

EDIT: Oh, and happy birthday dude!
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Post by Montcalm »

So much choice,what should i choose "what the hell yes" :wink:

And Happy Birthday Chardok
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Happy B-Day. :)

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the jerk
at the soda fountain
leaks in her hand

Happy B day
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

Strange man named Chardok
Watches Dophins lose often
have a beer on me
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Post by Sarevok »

Happy birthday to you Chardok.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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Post by Chardok »

LOL @ Col crackpot! Good Haiku! Thanks for the well wishes, all! :)

(Don't forget to vote!)
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Post by Grand Moff Yenchin »

Happy Birthday!!

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Twenty-six years old
Hair is thinning far too fast
Spare tire hides feet
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Post by Straha »

So thirteen people want me castrated? Well I better run...

But not before my Haikuze:


Dolphins win ten games
So did they make the playoffs?
Oh no, Not a chance.


Chardok is tweenty-six
Third of his life, gone on by
Sad, Drank only after tweenty

(so, it doesn't exactly fit, go shoot me)


Happy Birthday Chardok
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Happy Birthday fellow Rebel!!!

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Happy barfday :)
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Post by YT300000 »

Happy Birthday. Sorry about your ex. Maybe we could combine revenge and material acquisition into a nice little belated gift (ie, an SPAS-12).
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*Chatters congratulatorily"

'Appy Birfday!
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For the first time in a year?! Awww, beebee...
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Post by Son of the Suns »

I'd remove the poll, but since Straha doesn't seem to mind....




BTW, happy b-day Chardock
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Post by Rogue 9 »

I doubt Straha would mind, since he puts that in as an option in his own polls. :wink:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Happy Birthday!

Now, to put that in an unimaginative haiku:

Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy, Happy Birthday, sir!
Happy Birthday, sir!
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Best. Haiku. Ever. We could take that back 1000 years and accelerate culture beyond anyone's wildest dreams!
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