Dialect!

[Mr Bean]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
I found this VERY useful and completly by accidnet when checking webcomics of the day

Anyway

I though I'd print a quick example of the the Darkstar Debate

Acutal Darkstar quote

[quote
Nowhere is the concept of EU "majority rule" stated or implied in the Canon Policy. The vast majority of the non-canon could mislead, and we would be none the wiser. Similarly, nowhere is the concept of EU "biggest is best" stated or implied in the Canon Policy. EU materials with the largest tech figures could mislead, and we would be none the wiser. All we are told is that there are "windows", some foggy, some abstract, but each containing a nugget of truth.
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Now... in REDNECK!
Nowhar is th' concepp of EU "majo'ity rule" stated o' implied in th' Kinon Policy. Th' vast majo'ity of th' non-canon c'd mislead, an' we'd be none th' wizzu. Similarly, nowhar is th' concepp of EU "mos' trimenjus is best" stated o' implied in th' Kinon Policy. EU materials wif th' largess tech figgers c'd mislead, an' we'd be none th' wizzu. All we is told is thet thar is "windows", some foggy, some abstrack, but etch corntainin' a nuggit of truth.



Annd L337!
Though no the King James Version of l337 but rather the lowly hacker version

nowheresi the concePt of eu 'Mjaority r0XoR" stad ro impleid in teh canon olicy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ tEh vaary ajroity of teh non-acnon cou7d misled4d, a|\|d \\\\////\\\\////e would be none thE wIsAr. i won j00~ S IMILARLY, NO2WHAR3 Is THECoNCEPT OF EU BIGGDST IS BEST STATED RO IPMKLEID 1N THE CANON POLICY!!!!!!!!!!~~ 3u m8rias with tehl argest tech figures could mislead, and w3 woiu;D be non eteh wiseer.. AlL WE 4R TOLD IS THAT THErE AR E'WINDDO2S', SOME FOGGY, S0ME ABSTRACT, BUT EACH CONTaINIGN A NUGGER OF TRUTH


Also incudles Jive, Elumer Fudd and Much more!

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Swedish Chef:

Noohere-a is zee cuncept ooff IOo "mejureety roole-a" steted oor impleeed in zee Cunun Puleecy. Bork bork bork! Zee fest mejureety ooff zee nun-cunun cuoold meesleed, und ve-a vuoold be-a nune-a zee veeser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Seemilerly, noohere-a is zee cuncept ooff IOo "beeggest is best" steted oor impleeed in zee Cunun Puleecy. Bork bork bork! IOo metereeels veet zee lergest tech feegoores cuoold meesleed, und ve-a vuoold be-a nune-a zee veeser. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ell ve-a ere-a tuld is thet zeere-a ere-a "veendoos", sume-a fuggy, sume-a ebstrect, boot iech cunteeening a noogget ooff troot.

[Robert Treder]

Now translated into ignorant idiot:

Nowhere is the concept of EU "majority rule" stated or implied in the Canon Policy. The vast majority of the non-canon could mislead, and we would be none the wiser. Similarly, nowhere is the concept of EU "biggest is best" stated or implied in the Canon Policy. EU materials with the largest tech figures could mislead, and we would be none the wiser. All we are told is that there are "windows", some foggy, some abstract, but each containing a nugget of truth.

Astonishing.

[Mr Bean]

Its brillantly Accurate!

The Dilact Translator that is

[Mr Bean]

*bump

[haas mark]

I wonder if we can translate that into Azeron...