Bad Day at the office?

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Bad Day at the office?

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Look at this and realize, it could be worse.

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Ahhhh. I feel better.
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Post by Phil Skayhan »

Joe: "Nancy! Are you all right?"
Nancy: I'm fine. But poor Sue is...."
Bob: Ewwww!
Joe: I'd never believe it if I didn't see it with my own eyes.
Nancy: Could you guys do something useful like call an ambulance or maybe get me a really strong laxative?
Sue: MMPHHMPH!!!!

[Later, at the hospital]

Doctor: So how exactly did this happen?
Nancy: It was a one in a million shot Doc; one in a million.
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Post by Defiant »

That's rough...
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Post by Gandalf »

Heh, poor woman.
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

Holy shit! Now, I've done something similar as a teenager. Fell through a manhole, but my feet caught the ladder before I could fall to the bottom. Not that it was a long way, 3-5 feet, but still.

Shit man, that had to of hurt, she was kinda heavy too.
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I just hope that the one that entered first was not underneath.
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

Ouch. That must have sucked.
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