Moderator: Edi
Day Three:
Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told
me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took
clothes off him and gave him a bath. And another one. Then gave him another bath.
Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee.
Poncy old git probably hasn"t taken a bath since the Second Age.
LOL!Day 28:
Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a
move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.
Day 30:
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
Nice chat with Boromir. He"s not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.
Day 32:
Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.
Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.
I think Legolas might be kinda gay.
Nope, not King.
good times!
