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XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-10-14 03:47am

Seriously Verilon, why even ask? Sometimes the person doesn't always succeed but is rendered physically and mentally useless from the attempt. I was watching a news report about it and a lady was saying that her husband tried to kill himself but failed. The guy was sitting behind her in a wheelchair with a gimped arm, lolling head, drooling continously, and with a glazed look. The fellow was a damn vegetable. As well, when I worked up in Northern Canada, some of the Natives would seemingly try to kill themselves by shooting near their stomach area. So off we would go to place lights on the runway in -40 degrees (celsius) so that the medivac plane could come in and pick up some bleeding dude at the nursing station and fly him off to the nearest hospital.

XPViking

Darth Eris · Post by **Darth Eris** » 2002-10-14 03:56am

The easiest way for you to kill yourself would probably be to get doped up and slit your wrists in a warm bath.

<shakes head> Not good. If you're determined to kill yourself, slitting your wrists is too slow and has too big a chance of someone stopping you before you die. You have to cut down the length of the major vein in your arm.

As for killing myself? No way it's going to happen. Unless it's indirectly, like someone hanging me with one of my homemade nooses.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-14 04:15am

I would never kill myself. I fear death, and that for a very good reason.
However if it has to be then my good old friend Walther P 38 will do.
Fast, safe, and with minimal pain.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-14 04:27am

I am Diabetic Scuicide would be easy.
1. Stop taking Insulin
2. Get good and DRUNK

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-14 05:01am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
verilon wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I would find a way to get the people I hate the most ,(better do this in a stadium). Get them together and announce to them some garbbled riddle saying of death and 'boom!'. Now that would be some hell.
*scratches head* Umm...I think you missed the point...
No, you missed MY point. My point is if I'm going out, it's because of others. Therefore, they're coming with me. Kaboom!

I figured as much...I just didn't see it clearly.

XPViking wrote:Seriously Verilon, why even ask?

Because I am a sadistic little bastard, and I am friggin inquisitive.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-14 05:18am

Looks like U got your answer...

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-14 11:33am

If I'm going I'd want the world to know about it! First option: Explosives... lots of explosives. Go to the downtown, sit down in the middle of a major avenue, and BOOM. That or get really drunk, string up a noose from a hotel, bind my arms to a stick and hang myself looking like a crucified jesus... but all in all I probably would just go with the old fashion drunk and fully loaded russian roulete.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-10-14 11:40am

Find something I'm allergic to that tastes good and eat as much as I can stuff my stomach with.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-14 11:46am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Don't join SAC

What's that supposed to mean?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-14 02:05pm

A shot ot ther head. Quick and painless.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-10-14 02:46pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Don't join SAC
What's that supposed to mean?

Strategic air command?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-14 04:32pm

If I'm going out I would do it like a man. Calling a White Star down to blow me and my enemies away. Just like John Sheridan.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-10-14 05:00pm

well, i know from experience that steak knives make lousy suicide weapons...still have the scar from that attempt.

almost succeeded in driving my truck off of the narrows bridge a couple months back, but a friend stopped me.

the other 2 prior suicide attempts didn't exactly go anywhere...

as for taking down enemies while going down myself? well i'd rather go out in a VERY big bang, along the lines of locking onto an enemy ship (oceangoing) with a shot to hell fighter and ramming the bridge.

another way i'd probably go: get on the freeway at midnight or so, push the gas all the way to the floor and look for the nearest bridge (this is what i would have done during that attempt a couple months back, all i managed out of that one was owing my life to a friend, and a new lease on life)

of course another would be just simply getting a handgrenade or something, pull the pin and run up to some people i really hate...preferably enemies of those i care about.

but it don't matter anyway, i've accepted the issues which led up to most of the prior attempts, i've managed to set my future in order, so now i'm perfectly stable, or at least it seems that way.