The Onion strikes again!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-26 12:53pm

Mandatory Gay Marraige in Massachusetts! lol

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-26 01:31pm

Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.

Riiiiggggghhhhttttttttt.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-26 01:52pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
Riiiiggggghhhhttttttttt.

whooooooosh! <----the sound of satire going right over your head

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-26 01:53pm

I know its satire, dumbass.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-02-26 04:27pm

im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-02-26 05:08pm

aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions

Pah, who eats just onions anyways?

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-02-26 06:20pm

Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions
Pah, who eats just onions anyways?

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column.

Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-02-26 08:28pm

Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:im hungry, i wish this was a post about onions
Pah, who eats just onions anyways?

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column.
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.

On a ROCK??!!

Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-02-26 09:08pm

Bwahahahaha!!!!

The Onion is excellent as always. This will make way for our hidden agendas of mandatory sodomy, bestiality and pedophilia. Classic!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-02-26 10:52pm

Guardsman Bass wrote:
Korvan wrote:
Guardsman Bass wrote: Pah, who eats just onions anyways?

Anyway, I haven't read the Onion in a while- its nice to know they still have their edge since that "Poor People pretty Much Fucked" column.
Fried onions on their own rock! But they're even better on a burger.
On a ROCK??!! Maybe I'm misunderstanding.

Hehehe.

Yes I saw that onion article, funny as hell.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-26 10:55pm

Will the courts force us to marry our pets next? It's unimaginable! We must stop their evil agenda!(/Rick Santorum)

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-02-26 10:59pm

Onion: "Worse, people who start out fucked tend to stay fucked"

I suppose I'll add the actual quote to my sig some day- it is something like that.