Famous Last Words

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-14 08:10pm

Spongy, I'd like to punch you.

Literaly, I want to put my fist into your face with enogh force to knock your ass to the ground.

First and formost Gandalf's said fly, not run.

Second and to all but you this shouldn't be a spoiler, Gandalf doesn't die.

That would be like me saying

"En Garde" - Ganon, Link to the Past.

But Ganon's comes back for Zelda 2 and Zelda 1(which is the last Zelda chronologically, all other games take place before it).

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-14 08:52pm

'Ardath, you bitch.' - the Dominator

'Bang' - Spike

'Oh my' - Green Goblin

'Au revoir' - DuGaulle

'Et tu, Brutus?' - Need I explain?

'I shall be as God, and you cannot stand in my way' - the Imperator of Zan

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-15 03:43pm

I split off the Zelda stuff. Continue on folks.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-10-15 03:53pm

"Strike the tent." - Robert E Lee

"They could'nt hit an elephant at this dis...." Union General John Sedgwick as he was trying to rally frightened soldiers at the battle of the Wilderness, May 1864

"Let us cross over the river and sit underneath the shade of the trees." - Stonewall Jackson

As for the more sinister quotes,
"Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you." Governer Connelly to JFK, as the motorcade fatefully turned onto Elm St in Nov '63.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2002-10-15 08:43pm

You all forgot the obvious.

"Watch THIS!"

"Of COURSE it isn't loaded!"

"Yes I'm sure the power is off."

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-15 08:45pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:"You've fallen prey to one of the classic blunders. The first is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But only slightly less well-known is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
-Vizzini
The Princess Bride

You forgot the last bit.

Ahahaha... ahahaha.... ahahaha! *thump*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-15 08:47pm

"Megatron, is that you?"- Starscream

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-15 08:49pm

"I will apologize to Lord Vader personally"- Captain Needa.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-15 08:53pm

"Maline, you die!" -countless IJA soliders, Battle of Bloody Ridge

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-10-15 09:44pm

"All this intraveinous stuff is no good for you, stick to smoking" Solder to Godzilla after injecting him with Anti-Nuclear energy Bacteria.

Godzilla's 'final' roars in the original and in Gvs. Destroyer

From Buffy: the Vampire Slayer

"Where are your Jibes now! You Laugh while my Hell is on Earth?" - the Master, before being staked.

(though this character didn't die...she thought she was going to)

"You did it...you killed me...still won't help your boy though. Shoulda been there, B, quite a ride." - Faith, after being stabbed, she then jumped off a 5 story building onto a moving truck.

"Well, Gosh" the Mayor, before being blown to bits

"Intersting...Very Interesting...How...can you-" Adam, before having his 'heart' was torn out.

"You're just a mortal. You couldn't understand my pain...you can't kill me...stop it...." Glory, before morphing back to Ben, after being beaten on with a big ass hammer for a while.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-15 10:44pm

Boromir: "I would have followed you to the end... my brother... my captain... my king!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-15 10:51pm

"But...I'm a fucking demon!" -Azrael,Dogma

"What...aren't they afraid to lose their own lives?!" -Mikelo Chariot, G Gundam

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2002-10-15 11:04pm

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-15 11:09pm

"Start your run, Red Five." -Red Leader, Battle of Yavin

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2002-10-15 11:15pm

"I am she who stands on the bridge between a people's freedom and the tides of darkness. Neither man nor orc shall cause me to quit my place. I will not fail." - The last words of Serena Evenshade, Paladin of Corellon Larethian.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-15 11:20pm

"They're gone, my friend." -Dorsk 81

"Any last words?"
"Not to you." -General Crix Madine

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-15 11:24pm

Darth Wong wrote:"I will apologize to Lord Vader personally"- Captain Needa.

Nitpicking is fun!

Those certainly aren't his last words. He surely said something to Vader before he died when trying to apologize to him.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-16 10:30pm

" But the instructions said pull pin and throw! " - (A beautifully roleplayed character who came from a non-technological universe. He received a military pack, which contained, among other things, fragmentation grenades. He took the instructions literally.)

" Look at him! He's a harmless old man! " - (Harmless old man was a 31st level demon sorcerer who proceeded to rip the living shit out of the poor fool who said that.)

" Oops. " - generic

" I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!! " - Boris from Goldeneye, right before he's drenched in a shower of liquid nitrogen.

" Abandon ship? At our moment of victory? " - Badly paraphrased from Grand Moff Tarkin aboard DS1

" Monaghan... Work with me... we are master assassins you and I... We are greater than those scum..."
[CLICK](slide cocks on Monaghan's pistol)
" Wrong, buddy. We're all scum. "
BLAM!

- This scene from Hitman: Ten Thousand Bullets.

" You stupid Yank *bastards*. " - Plug from Hitman: Who Dares Wins

" Corellon, grant me death and victory! " - miscellaneous elf in BG2 who kills a fiend along with himself.

This section is somewhat unrelated, but it's basically the death poems of the Japanese suicide pilots in WW2. Those qualifiy as last words, right?

" Duty is heavier than a mountain, Death is lighter than a feather."

" I am an empty dream, like snow on the mountains in spring.
I feel the warm blood coursing through my body and I am reminded that I am alive.
My soul will have its home int he rising of the sun.
If you feel, look at the dawn, with all its beauty.
You will find me there."