Buzz Aldrin is the nephew of Satan, says a crackpot.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-16 02:33am

Tomorrow on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart(Oct. 16) they will have a guy who says that Buzz Aldrin didn't go to the moon. Furthermore the guy says that Satan is the Father of lies and Buzz Aldrin is the Nephew of Lies. I find this both hilarious and disturbing.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-16 02:34am

Is that the guy that Aldrin clocked a while ago?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-16 02:36am

I don't know. Probably. Let's hope they bring it up in his interview if it is.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-16 03:27am

Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-16 03:29am

"Satan rides the skies, look up you'll see his eyes..."

What a fucking idiot. You, out of the gene pool!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-16 01:57pm

Slartibartfast wrote:Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...

Actually the guy said nephew of lies.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-16 02:41pm

Wow, people get dumber every day. It's sad really that someone could be so stupid.

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2002-10-16 03:34pm

How about just strap some of those conspiracy idiots on a rocket and see them get squished by the acceleration via live-feed? That'll clear their minds somewhat.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-16 03:42pm

Somebody send Buzz Aldrin out to punch him again!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-16 03:45pm

neoolong wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:Shouldn't the subject be something like "buzz is the grand-nephew of Satan"?
I mean...
Actually the guy said nephew of lies.

Yes, and Satan is the father of lies, so he can't be the nephew of Satan, at most his grand-nephew or something like that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-16 03:47pm

Does Buzz have to break his fist punching all the conspiracy pots?

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2002-10-16 04:50pm

Let's get all the other astronauts together and have deathmatches. I wanna see some of that action!

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-10-16 04:54pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Does Buzz have to break his fist punching all the conspiracy pots?

Naw, just this one will do for now

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-10-16 09:33pm

Newtonian Fury wrote:Let's get all the other astronauts together and have deathmatches. I wanna see some of that action!

This guy could kick all the crackpot's asses at once.

He held a 5th degree black belt in Karate. He could break several concrete slabs with one blow of his fist. Unfortunately, he died on Challenger. This man was cool.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-17 02:11am

Yup it was the same guy that Aldrin punched. The guy was Bart Cyril. They even showed the clip of the punch multiple times. It was hilarious.

It should be on tomorrow at 12:30 am(PDT), 10:30am, and 5:30 pm if you miss it.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-17 08:24am

*Do you part for America Today!
Punch an Idiot!