Zaia vs ASVS

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 01:31am

Darth Wong wrote:I'm sorry, but try as I might, I just can't read "Zaia vs ASVS" (the topic of this thread) without thinking about gangbang porn. Please forgive me ... I have a dirty, dirty mind

ROTF

See, that's odd, because I kept thinking of myself with a purple light saber, trying to keep them all from jumping on top of me.

Note the use of PAST TENSE in that last sentence of mine.

*walks over and kisses D.W.'s cheek* You are so much fun.

Connor, my halo is NOT crinkled!! It may have a dent or two, but it is NOT CRINKLED!! It's most definitely made of recycled aluminum cans (or, to make IB happy, 'aluminium'), so HAH!!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 01:36am

*takes Zaia's halo and unwraps it*

See? Tinfoil. The inside is a rubber ring

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 01:51am

Connor MacLeod wrote:*takes Zaia's halo and unwraps it*

See? Tinfoil. The inside is a rubber ring

*pouts* Why'd you do a thing like that? I really do deserve one, you know...

[whisper]BTW, D.W.'s been on my bandwagon before--he just can't stick around too long because he's actually madly in love with his fabulous wife and is a super-romantic kind of guy, see. But don't tell anyone! [/whisper]

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-17 02:10am

Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.

Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 02:12am

Zaia wrote: *pouts* Why'd you do a thing like that? I really do deserve one, you know...

Have a cookie. I still haven't found teh cuddling yet though.

[whisper]BTW, D.W.'s been on my bandwagon before--he just can't stick around too long because he's actually madly in love with his fabulous wife and is a super-romantic kind of guy, see. But don't tell anyone! [/whisper]

I knew this. I'm one of Mike's friends (I think.)

I know its really just Mike's inherently perverse nature leaking out.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 02:14am

Dalton wrote:Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.

Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!

Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-17 02:16am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?

YO MOMMA!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 02:17am

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?
YO MOMMA!

Come on, I can expect a more intelligent response than that, even from you.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 02:21am

Dalton wrote:Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.

No shit. [Southern hick accent]Where da hell you been, boy? [/hick]

Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!

*chuckle* Ummm, Dalton, dear, in order for him to steal me, I'd have to want to be stolen.

J/K, Con!

Bwahaha, that's what you get for taking apart my halo! MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-17 02:24am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?
YO MOMMA!
Come on, I can expect a more intelligent response than that, even from you.

Oh, eat my ass. I'm tired.

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.
No shit. [Southern hick accent]Where da hell you been, boy? [/hick]

Maw, I done been updatin' that thar Fanfic Archive!

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!
*chuckle* Ummm, Dalton, dear, in order for him to steal me, I'd have to want to be stolen.

J/K, Con! Bwahaha, that's what you get for taking apart my halo! MWAHAHAHAH!!!

How evil.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 02:26am

Zaia wrote:
Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!
*chuckle* Ummm, Dalton, dear, in order for him to steal me, I'd have to want to be stolen.

You need to train him better.

J/K, Con! Bwahaha, that's what you get for taking apart my halo! MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Bah. That's the worst punishment you can dole out?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 02:27am

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote:YO MOMMA!
Come on, I can expect a more intelligent response than that, even from you.
Oh, eat my ass.

Ask Shep.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 02:28am

Dalton wrote:Oh, eat my ass. I'm tired.

Awww. So, instead of letting Connor eat your ass, why don't you get it in bed?

Maw, I done been updatin' that thar Fanfic Archive!

*grin* Ahhh, I ain't seen dat yet, Paw. Best be a-gettin' on, then, so yer work ain't been fer nuthin'.

How evil.

Of course. I have no choice but to be evil since I lost my halo, CONNOR!!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-17 02:33am

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:Oh, eat my ass. I'm tired.
Awww. So, instead of letting Connor eat your ass, why don't you get it in bed?

I don't think anyone would be interested in doing it, whether in bed or out

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:Maw, I done been updatin' that thar Fanfic Archive!
*grin* Ahhh, I ain't seen dat yet, Paw. Best be a-gettin' on, then, so yer work ain't been fer nuthin'.

It been all done, for a while now, Maw! But the dawg won't stay 'way!

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:How evil.
Of course. I have no choice but to be evil since I lost my halo, CONNOR!!!!

I've exceeded my laughing quota for tonight...thank you so much hun

*steals a kiss*

bwahahah!

Night

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 02:52am

Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Awww. So, instead of letting Connor eat your ass, why don't you get it in bed?
I don't think anyone would be interested in doing it, whether in bed or out

LOL

Well, I guess you'll have to talk to Connor about that...

It been all done, for a while now, Maw! But the dawg won't stay 'way!

Ah, I dun know how dat kin be, hon. Best roll yerself on inndat bed over dere and git some shut-aye, eh?

I've exceeded my laughing quota for tonight...thank you so much hun

Glad to be of assistance, kind sir. *bows with a flourish*

*steals a kiss*

bwahahah!

Night

Awww, cute!! *blows kiss* G'night.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-17 03:10am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Have a cookie. I still haven't found teh cuddling yet though.

You haven't found it yet? I thought you said you had a woman--could it be there, perhaps?

[whisper]I knew this. I'm one of Mike's friends (I think.)

I vas kee-deeing!! Har-dee-har-har? Yah, yah. Kee-deeing.

I know its really just Mike's inherently perverse nature leaking out.

I think it's beautiful that he can be so sweet and so sex-obsessed at the same time. [hick] Wish I'd git me a guy a-like dat so's I could feel all spe-shall like Rebecca done feel. [/hick]

And for the record, I don't have anyone trained, dear. It's not like he's my pet monke--oh, wait, he's Spike at the moment, that won't fly...

No, that isn't the worst punishment I can dole out, but anything might turn you on, so I've got to be careful where I draw the line. *chuckle* Ahhh, I amuse myself so much sometimes....

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 03:27am

Zaia wrote: You haven't found it yet? I thought you said you had a woman--could it be there, perhaps?

Already done so.

I was referring to you. I doubt my GF would want me cuddling with you (maybe she might tho..)

I vas kee-deeing!! Har-dee-har-har? Yah, yah. Kee-deeing.

Nice accent. Zsa Zsa Gabor?

I think it's beautiful that he can be so sweet and so sex-obsessed at the same time. [hick] Wish I'd git me a guy a-like dat so's I could feel all spe-shall like Rebecca done feel. [/hick]

one word: Cloning.

And for the record, I don't have anyone trained, dear. It's not like he's my pet monke--oh, wait, he's Spike at the moment, that won't fly...

You can have him.

No, that isn't the worst punishment I can dole out, but anything might turn you on, so I've got to be careful where I draw the line. *chuckle* Ahhh, I amuse myself so much sometimes....

Actually I'm more sadist than masochist, and less sub than Dom

Sorry, try again.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-17 04:42am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, I kinda thought that was taking it a little too far.

It's not as if DarkStar doesn't have enough delusional evidence against us...

Dont be silly, that sort of thing is a good ASVS tradition. One can never go too far in the written killing in effigy of your online enemies

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-17 04:52am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Since the topic is about Zaia vs ASVS.. we should debate who wins and why.

I say ASVS becomes the new SD.net band choir

fuck you bitch. We at ASVS are the uncle no one wants to talk about, we are the black sheep{dont tell the Baron that, or none of us are safe}, we make you look like eunuchs by comparison. SD.net is polite society to ASVS's ghetto. ASVS guards you, we keep the board safe from trolls at night, in short, dont fuck with us

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-02-17 11:32am

jegs2 wrote:This is just plain sick:

http://www.skayhan.net/DarkStar.htm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Yeah, I kinda thought that was taking it a little too far.

Spanky The Dolphin Thu Aug 29, 2002 5:02 pm wrote:I hate you, DarkStar. I hate you now with every once of my being. I hope contract a disease.
Die.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-17 12:46pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.

Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!
Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?

Observe:

Dalton, here's a donut. Go play.

<Dalton scampers off with his donut>

See? He's gone, just like that.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-17 12:56pm

Sooo, is Z going to post on ASVS or not?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-02-17 01:39pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:ASVS bad place. don't go. You end up like Dalton and Durandal.
You no go there. Evil.

Been watching Indiana Jones lately?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-02-17 01:40pm

Durandal wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wow, this thread took off in a new direction without me.

Connor, you stealin' my woman!? Am I gonna have to beat ya down?!?!
Already gots one of my own. Besides which I think she's a year older than me anyhow.

Dammit, first Durandal is giving me grief about it, then you.

Who next?
Observe:

Dalton, here's a donut. Go play.

<Dalton scampers off with his donut>

See? He's gone, just like that.

Neat. Except I'd use poisoned donuts (not lethal, just make him very very nauseous)

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-02-17 01:41pm

Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I thought Baron and boyd were Trekkies?

Chris is ok. Edam is a darkstar-wannabe.
Baron's more neutral than Trekkish, and Boyd's never around anymore.

Neither is Kynes...
Hmm....