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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Um, Shin, that's off topic and you were reading into it too much.

VF5SS was just having one of his anti-non-super robot anime episodes where he seems to spout shit like that off to piss us off.
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Shinova wrote:
VF5SS wrote:Oh she is not 14. Most animators have no idea what a 14 year old looks like :P
That's slowly changing, since girls' breasts are getting bigger and bigger each generation due to the growth hormones they put in meat like beef.

I've seen fourteen year olds with breasts about as big as Rei's, so it's no longer unnatural or anything.




Somebody once said that this is a good thing, but I disagree. I mean, doesn't this seem even a bit like a slow trend toward G-cups or something? :shock:
Those hormones and additives are doing a lot more than just giving big breasts, but I digress.

Now where'd those Rei swimsuit pics go...
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3rd Impact wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:You forgot the pie.
http://www.soyfoods.com/2002Art/Pie.jpg
mmmmmSexypiemmmmmmmmm

That's one naughty piece of pie. :twisted:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
VF5SS was just having one of his anti-non-super robot anime episodes where he seems to spout shit like that off to piss us off.
Oh bugger off ya stoneface :P
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Alex Moon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Fanfic: http://www.eyrie.net/NXE/
Ugh. Painful to read.
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You think that's bad? You've apparently never read some of PJ's Young Jedi Knights, ahem, atrocities. I'm not even going to say where you can find them, they're that bad.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Fanfic: http://www.eyrie.net/NXE/
Ugh. Painful to read.
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You think that's bad? You've apparently never read some of PJ's Young Jedi Knights, ahem, atrocities. I'm not even going to say where you can find them, they're that bad.


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THREADNOMANCER!!!!!!!!

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That said, Rei obviously likes pie. :P All things are now explained.
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Sorry. I was going to make that remark a while back, but lost the thread.
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AAAARGH! Threadomancer! :shock:

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Crayz9000 wrote:Sorry. I was going to make that remark a while back, but lost the thread.
Go sit in the corner, you naughty boy!

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Hm. Well, I liked NXE, so nyer to all of you haters.
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Ok, that does it uploads every last digit of Π into the thread necromancer's head. Thus the real answer is that Rei like Pi because attempting to solve an unsolvable really long number makes Shiji's dad's head explode!
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XaLEv wrote:Hm. Well, I liked NXE, so nyer to all of you haters.
I thought it was an okay read at first, but the guy is a fucking loon for writing in DJ. He's obviously an Anglophile of the highest degree, and while people praising my glorious nation is often accepted, I don't like this kind of cock sucking. No cliché or stereotype was left out.

And dammit, the "Rei Likes Pie" thing was something me and Phong made up. :P
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, that does it uploads every last digit of Π into the thread necromancer's head. Thus the real answer is that Rei like Pi because attempting to solve an unsolvable really long number makes Shiji's dad's head explode!
Hrm. Unfortunately, I'm suffering from a mild bout of insomnia right now, so I'm calculating the value of pi by using the Taylor series approximation of arctan (1) in the background. Given the intensive computations involved here, my CPU is already committed.

In short, your request for resources has been added to a queue. You are #3141 on the waiting list.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I thought it was an okay read at first, but the guy is a fucking loon for writing in DJ. He's obviously an Anglophile of the highest degree, and while people praising my glorious nation is often accepted, I don't like this kind of cock sucking. No cliché or stereotype was left out.
Muahahah.

Actually, NXE is the only story they have (thank goodness) that has anything like that.
And dammit, the "Rei Likes Pie" thing was something me and Phong made up. :P
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That reminds me...

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A 14 year old with Rei's proportions isn't that wierd nowadays.
In anime, breast growth goes something like this:

12: A
13: B
14: C
15: D
16: E
17: F

One thing I liked about GTO was when a 14 year old had huge breasts, it was considered unusual.
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I've seen plenty of 14 year old girls with bigger breasts than Rei and it's not uncommon. The amounts of dodgy chemicals and hormones in food products today would boggle the mind, in fact, they likely do anyway.
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Rei and Asuka's breasts are really quite a normal size, not big at all.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Rei and Asuka's breasts are really quite a normal size, not big at all.
Exactly and compared to other animé too. Really large breasts are sick anyway, I can't see the allure.
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And we have the return of the thread.
So does rei still like pie after all this time or has she moved on to coffee?
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:And we have the return of the thread.
So does rei still like pie after all this time or has she moved on to coffee?
Rei will always like pie, infidel.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:And we have the return of the thread.
So does rei still like pie after all this time or has she moved on to coffee?
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