What is the weirdest thing you heard about the opposite sex?

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aerius wrote:Once upon a time, I heard that you could have sex with them. Not knowing what sex was at the time, I could not make sense of it, and did not understand why I'd want to do this sex thing.
The wierdest thing I ever heard was what sex actually involved...

And then later, I found out what gay men got up to...
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heh, yeah. that seemed so weird to me as I grew up.

when you think of the mechanics, its still weird.
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I never heard anything wierd about girls.

I have a 5 years older sister and I could ask any question from her. :wink:
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Can someone explain why a girl wearing a micromini shoud get upset with me and my brother because while we tried to hold the collie back, he still managed to place his nose where it did not belong?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can someone explain why a girl wearing a micromini shoud get upset with me and my brother because while we tried to hold the collie back, he still managed to place his nose where it did not belong?
Think like that:

She was angry because she expected You to put your nose where it not belongs but the collie was quicker... :twisted:
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I was wondering, is that your GF in your avatar?
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aerius wrote:Once upon a time, I heard that you could have sex with them. Not knowing what sex was at the time, I could not make sense of it, and did not understand why I'd want to do this sex thing.
But you do now? :wink:
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Re: Side note: The wierdiest thing I have heard FROM the O.

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The Yosemite Bear wrote:ok, more of my rant about being an under appreciated knight errent.

About seven years ago, I put my life, and my job on the line, protecting a young lady I really liked from her abusive, obsessive ex. After this guy had done all these bad things to her, and she had finally gotten the nerve to break away from him, come here to Yosemite, I had helped her, when He had followed her here, the management wouldn't do anything about him, and I stood between him and her, acted as her protector and friend, for months.

She finally asked me why she couldn't get decent men. I did the fool thing of mentioning my self. She responded with "But I don't Deserve someone as kind as you!"

erm, ok, Zaia & Kelly tell me women like us knight types, so why do all I get is the role of Priest, Older Brother, or Avenging Angel?

I hear you on that, been there to many times to count, that's why I no longer belive in romance, it is a lie so all you guys don't fall for all that hearts and flowers shit.
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