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If you are a male, do you cook?

Yes, I can cook a nice pasta dinner every once in a while.
37
58%
Yes, I watch Emeril religiously.
4
6%
No, I get by with a microwave and the stuff that goes in it.
15
23%
I am a woman, so this poll does not apply.
5
8%
I cook food and mix drinks for A LIVING!
3
5%
 
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I just bought a new knife set.

Did I mention that in Home Ec. I was nominated most likely to become a serial killer based on my ability to dislocate joints, carve up Turkey, Chicken, and all manner of other dead beasts, make them all edible, and proprer handling and mainenace of knives.

I So I could dress just about anything, without flinching...
Does this mean that if I can get hold of a deer this hunting season, you'll come dress it for me? ;)

How' bout squirrel? Trout?

*sigh* I really miss my daddy... fresh game every huntin' season, fresh fish at least once a week.
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Well, I work at a net cafe making drinks. I've done the bar course. I have worked as a waiter/kitchenhand before.

I love cooking and am pretty good at it.
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Let me put it this way. I can whip up the best tasting batch of ramen noodles that you'll ever taste. :mrgreen:

Yes, I really can cook. :)
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Erm Tevar you know how many miles there are between where you live and I do right?


I barely have enough free time to go to Humbolt and dress my mom's deer, trout, squirrels etc...
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Don't knock boiled leather until you've tried it. :D
In a food sense or some perverted sexual sense?
Depends on whether you make a distinction between the two. :wink:
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I cook every day. I have to be good at it.

Durandal, come to Chambana and I'll cook you a dinner.
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Newtonian Fury wrote:I cook every day. I have to be good at it.

Durandal, come to Chambana and I'll cook you a dinner.
Where's that? :)
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Urbana + Champaign. As in, U of I.

Any reason you're going to school in Normal as opposed to here?
Edit: I do know people who goes to ISU.
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Newtonian Fury wrote:Urbana + Champaign. As in, U of I.

Any reason you're going to school in Normal as opposed to here?
Edit: I do know people who goes to ISU.
Ahhhh, I thought that was what you might be referring to.
I'm going to ISU because the pedantic cunts on the U of I admissions board didn't take me. I actually ended up going to a U of I satellite campus in Springfield for my Freshman year.

I like it here, though. It's far easier to change your major, something I'll probably be doing next semester.
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