Which are wierder?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-10 11:02pm

*reads thread*

Well, there goes my will to live!

*stickks a gun in his mouth*

Hey, Big O's on! My will to live just came back.

...

Oh, the question?

*flips a coin*

Uh, penis.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-10 11:09pm

Shinova wrote:Don't girls' panties get kinda uncomfortably wet sometimes when they're sexually aroused?

When I made my comment about 'inopportune times' I was referring to times when that reaction is unexpected. If something's going on to make me sexually aroused, sure, I react physically. Duh.

However, I wasn't talking about that sort of thing. I understand that sexual stimulation (done by people we approve of) leads to a state of sexual arousal. What I was referring to is how I would never want to have to go through that whole puberty thing as a guy--walking to the chalkboard to write an answer on the board and having to cover an unexpected erection?! Meep. Like I said before, alarming and unwelcome. No thank you.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-10 11:22pm

What about breasts? Breasts are a happy place too!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-10 11:29pm

jmac wrote:What about breasts? Breasts are a happy place too!

Aren't breasts happy, not weird?

Fun-globes (or planets) are not the topic of discussion here. Black holes are.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-10 11:49pm

Shinova wrote:Aren't breasts happy, not weird?

Fun-globes (or planets) are not the topic of discussion here. Black holes are.

Breasts are weird too. How else can you make a few pounds of fat look and feel so good?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-10 11:51pm

I'd say the penis, because it looks like God just plain ran out of ideas and just decided to go with the easiest.

A lot of porno manga depicts them as being too big, too, and that's kind of an irritation of mine...

Besides, I think the vagina is more facinating (in a good way) than weird.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-08-11 12:15am

Five Pages? How did we get here?

And I'd say the penis is wierder. How come you always get hard for no reason when you sit down for a long period of time?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-11 12:21am

Alex Moon wrote: But aren't you a lesbian?

Well, of course. I'm just one of the rational ones--I realize that we need to find an alternative to you guys for reproductive purposes before we can start up the processing camps...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-11 12:35am

Why do I always click the fucking link?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-11 12:42am

jmac wrote:What about breasts? Breasts are a happy place too!

But men have breast too. Just their usually smaller than yours.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-11 12:43am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Five Pages? How did we get here?

And I'd say the penis is wierder. How come you always get hard for no reason when you sit down for a long period of time?

I don't know, but whats really messed up is that this is soon going to be the longest thread I've ever started.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-11 01:08am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: But aren't you a lesbian?
Well, of course. I'm just one of the rational ones--I realize that we need to find an alternative to you guys for reproductive purposes before we can start up the processing camps...

Eeep!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-11 01:09am

anarchistbunny wrote:
jmac wrote:What about breasts? Breasts are a happy place too!
But men have breast too. Just their usually smaller than yours.

And hairier.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-11 01:34am

Alex Moon wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: But aren't you a lesbian?
Well, of course. I'm just one of the rational ones--I realize that we need to find an alternative to you guys for reproductive purposes before we can start up the processing camps...
Eeep!

Eeep is right.

What's the big idea, Marina? I thought we were friends!!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-08-11 02:14am

Duchess and her fellow Amazons want to take over the world and make all men slaves!!

WE MUST RESIST!!!!

*Raises fist into the air*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-11 02:30am

Um, Shin, processing camps mean death, not slavery.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-11 03:04am

A penis sits there and squirts things, and can fill with liquid in order to become rigid.

A vagina has many more parts and many more functions.

Is there honestly any doubt as to which is wierder? The vagina's wierdness is necessitated by its function, but that doesn't make it any less wierd.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-11 03:22am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Eeep is right.

What's the big idea, Marina? I thought we were friends!!

Oh, we are, but I just realize the need for our glorious progress and enlightened rule to begin...

There are always options for you before time runs out, of course.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-11 04:37am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Eeep is right.

What's the big idea, Marina? I thought we were friends!!

Oh, we are, but I just realize the need for our glorious progress and enlightened rule to begin...

There are always options for you before time runs out, of course.

[coughsexchangecough]

~ver

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-08-11 04:51am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Oh, we are, but I just realize the need for our glorious progress and enlightened rule to begin...

There are always options for you before time runs out, of course.

Wait, so what are you going to do about all the heterosexual women out there who like being hetero?

And I vote penis precisely because we don't have to pass a several-pound baby through it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-11 05:10am

btw if/when this gets locked.. move it to the BotM..

~ver

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-11 06:11am

verilon wrote:
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Eeep is right.

What's the big idea, Marina? I thought we were friends!!

Oh, we are, but I just realize the need for our glorious progress and enlightened rule to begin...

There are always options for you before time runs out, of course.
[coughsexchangecough]

~ver

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh well, with a sex change I guess that'd technically make me a lesbian, so then I'd actually get a chance to score points with Marina.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-11 06:55am

anarchistbunny wrote:
jmac wrote:What about breasts? Breasts are a happy place too!
But men have breast too. Just their usually smaller than yours.

You haven't seen me topless. Hell i'd give Jordan a run for her money

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-11 07:02am

I think female genitalia is weirder, though that's mainly dues to my lack of experience with it. If anyone wants to help, I'd be much obliged.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-08-11 07:39am

penis' because vaginas are fun!

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