When do you become a manwhore?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-10-08 11:06pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:You all are pussys. If someone started to wave that money around in front of you, you know you'd have to think long and hard about it (and then say yes).

Shit, I wouldn't. For $1 mill I'll do alot of things.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-10-08 11:10pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:You all are pussys. If someone started to wave that money around in front of you, you know you'd have to think long and hard about it (and then say yes).

Coming from a straight guy willing to do this, it's amazing how easy you mislabeled the rest of us but yourself.~Jason

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-10-08 11:39pm

If the money was garranteed and cleanliness was garranteed I could make a mill go a long way. Sure, if you want my hairy white ass so badly, I'd take it for a mill. Probably wouldn't do it again though.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-08 11:47pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:You all are pussys. If someone started to wave that money around in front of you, you know you'd have to think long and hard about it (and then say yes).
Coming from a straight guy willing to do this, it's amazing how easy you mislabeled the rest of us but yourself.~Jason

He's referring to the fact that the people saying they wouldn't do it for any price under any conditions are full of shit.

It's easy to talk bullshit like that when you're a teenager, but I'd like to take one of these know-it-all teenagers, plunk him in a real job for a few years with a capricious supervisor and incompetent management, and then see if the idea of a lifetime of freedom from work still isn't enough incentive for him to endure an hour of unpleasantry.

Everyone has a price.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-08 11:52pm

After having had a tube shoved up my dick and into my bladder and then removed a days latter I doubt I'd find anything else particularly unpleasant. Still I think I'd hold out for at least 1000K

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-08 11:58pm

Darth Wong wrote: Everyone has a price.

Mine isn't mere cash, however. Cash is for morons.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-09 12:00am

MKSheppard wrote: Mine isn't mere cash, however. Cash is for morons.

Not when you buy large weapons with it.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-09 12:01am

MKSheppard wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Everyone has a price.
Mine isn't mere cash, however. Cash is for morons.

So you've been saying. Most people, however, have learned that it is useful for a great many things.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-09 12:05am

Darth Wong wrote: So you've been saying. Most people, however, have learned that it is useful for a great many things.

Tell me, can it magically make disabilities disappear?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-10-09 12:06am

Sea Skimmer wrote: Not when you buy large weapons with it.

There is that....if money or power WAS important to me,
I'd be holding out for a small carribean country.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-09 12:14am

MKSheppard wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:So you've been saying. Most people, however, have learned that it is useful for a great many things.
Tell me, can it magically make disabilities disappear?

You seem to be saying that magic is better than cash, which is a bit pointless since cash has the distinct advantage of actually existing.

No amount of money can make your deafness go away, but a shitload of cash would still make your life a hell of a lot easier.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-09 12:14am

MKSheppard wrote:
There is that....if money or power WAS important to me,
I'd be holding out for a small carribean country.

Ten million is probably enough to get that felony conviction off your record, Shep.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-09 12:15am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:There is that....if money or power WAS important to me, I'd be holding out for a small carribean country.
Ten million is probably enough to get that felony conviction off your record, Shep.

I don't know about erasing a felony conviction, but ten million would certainly make it completely irrelevant to his lifestyle.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-09 12:17am

Darth Wong wrote: I don't know about erasing a felony conviction, but ten million would certainly make it completely irrelevant to his lifestyle.

*grins* Either way. It depends on how corrupt the local judiciary is, and how badly Shep wants assault rifles.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-09 12:20am

MKSheppard wrote:
There is that....if money or power WAS important to me,
I'd be holding out for a small carribean country.

Of all people I'd think you'd get the concept of "hire mercenaries, invade, keep British government busy with lawsuits" Course, a small country is power; if you don't want power then cash will very easily buy a private retreat/full scale resort in the Caribbean.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-09 12:33am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Uhm... *sighs* And here I thought that at SD.net the term would be understood.

A cluster-fuck is a gay gang-bang.

I'm sorry, but I still fail to see the difference. As far as I can tell, a major disaster has befallen ones ass when multiple foriegn objects that really aren't a good fit have their way with it.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-09 12:34am

*shudders* Oh what a question...I would never!

Five, Six, Seven zeroes you say! Well sir, I think we have a deal.

Money can make all of those bad memories go away. Money rules.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-10-09 01:39am

This is a question with a whole lotta variables, but generally speaking I'd take it for $10,000 and give it consideration for $1,000.

I guess $100 would do it if they were super-cute and stuff, I can think of a couple guys that...

Okay, $10. But that's as low as I'm going. Seriously.

Coffee and a doughnut?
Well.
All right, but that had better be some fuckin' increadable coffee. And I'm holding out for no less than three doughnuts.

Er, I wasn't really being serious after the first paragraph. Just in case anyone was wondering.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-09 03:03pm

Hmmm, not sure, i dislike the idea but i would be buyable...assuming they're not ugly and i won't end up like a freaking goatse, should be bought the low thousands. Ugly people/large tools we're going substancially higher.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-10 02:36am

It occurs to me that if I made a thread that asked the reverse of the question posed by this thread IE "Hey, ladies! Let's turn this thread around a bit. How much would it take for you to spread 'em for a nice deep dick or two?" I'd be called a sexist pig and probably be flamed quite a bit, particularly by the segment of the male population of this board that cultivates the "sensitive weenie" image.

Ah, fuck it with a mace.

Hey ladies! Let's turn this thread around a bit. How much would it take for you to spread 'em for a nice deep dick or two?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-10-10 02:38am

Gil Hamilton wrote:It occurs to me that if I made a thread that asked the reverse of the question posed by this thread IE "Hey, ladies! Let's turn this thread around a bit. How much would it take for you to spread 'em for a nice deep dick or two?" I'd be called a sexist pig and probably be flamed quite a bit, particularly by the segment of the male population of this board that cultivates the "sensitive weenie" image.

Ah, fuck it with a mace.

Hey ladies! Let's turn this thread around a bit. How much would it take for you to spread 'em for a nice deep dick or two?

*points to custom title* It depends on the circumstances, really.

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-10-10 11:03am

EmperorMing wrote:I don't see this event happening to me for any amount of cash.

I agree with you on this one. I would never do that. I would rather be poor. and I'm dead serious.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-10-10 11:42am

Tragic wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:I don't see this event happening to me for any amount of cash.
I agree with you on this one. I would never do that. I would rather be poor. and I'm dead serious.

Have you ever been poor, and out on your own with no parents to support you? What if you have a child and that child needs expensive therapy? What if you can't pay the mortgage and the bank is going to take your home? What if you have to go on welfare? Your pride is worth more than all of that?

They say money can't buy happiness. That may be true, but I'll tell you this: while money can't buy happiness, poverty can buy misery.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-10 11:51am

I think a large problem is the question is worded in the way that relates to your current condition(and since this is a web board, I doubt any of us are in dire money straits that $100 sounds reasonable)

If the circumstances were dire enough...no one here is going to answer no, but that more because of circumstances then thoughts that flit in your mind.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-10-10 12:18pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: *points to custom title* It depends on the circumstances, really.

Rock on, but you still didn't answer the question.

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