How often do you fantasize?

[Vertigo1]

and other times I fantasize about having mad hot quickies with random cute temps.

*mumbles about touching up my resume*

*looks around*

What?!

Seriously though, I fantasize occasionally. Sometimes during a VERY boring lecture I'll fantasize just to keep awake. (I'm a good note-taker so I don't miss much anyways. )

[DPDarkPrimus]

Having a very active imagination helps when you are ready text about naughty things.

So much so that you have a Freudian slip and say "ready" instead of "reading."

I'm not sure what that would mean... "ready text"?

[Bob McDob]

A lot, but maybe it's just because I have a really bad memory.

[Enigma]

Murder. Death. Kill.
Death. Kill. Murder.
Kill. Murder. Death.

Doesn't matter the daydream, it is usually the same. I always daydream about such stuff mainly as a stress reliever. Which is useful since I am a delivery driver. Now off to imagining killing every single person I see....... Lately such daydreams and thoughts intrude into my dreams at night. Like one night I had a dream that I found out I had killed just about everyone in my city using a sniper rifle. I try to find a place to hide from the police but everywhere I go, bodies are strewn everywhere.

You see kids, this is what happens when you're sexually repressed.

Wahhhh?!? Good thing you're an engineer and not a psychologist or a psychiatrist.

[aerius]

Murder. Death. Kill.
Death. Kill. Murder.
Kill. Murder. Death.

Doesn't matter the daydream, it is usually the same. I always daydream about such stuff mainly as a stress reliever. Which is useful since I am a delivery driver. Now off to imagining killing every single person I see....... Lately such daydreams and thoughts intrude into my dreams at night. Like one night I had a dream that I found out I had killed just about everyone in my city using a sniper rifle. I try to find a place to hide from the police but everywhere I go, bodies are strewn everywhere.

You see kids, this is what happens when you're sexually repressed.

Yup, he definitely has NOT been touching himself at night. Now repeat after me everyone, "Masturbation is NOT a crime". If I didn't masturbate I'd probably be carrying out my fantasies of doinking my GF's sister by now.

[DPDarkPrimus]

Yup, he definitely has NOT been touching himself at night. Now repeat after me everyone, "Masturbation is NOT a crime". If I didn't masturbate I'd probably be carrying out my fantasies of doinking my GF's sister by now.

Simply admitting to that is bad enough. *bookmarks, saves for jmac*

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Yup, he definitely has NOT been touching himself at night. Now repeat after me everyone, "Masturbation is NOT a crime". If I didn't masturbate I'd probably be carrying out my fantasies of doinking my GF's sister by now.

Simply admitting to that is bad enough. *bookmarks, saves for jmac*

Well, techincally, could he not touch himself at night and still be masturbating? Saying that he desn't touch himself at night doesn't rule out the possibility of him touching himself any other time of the day, after all.

[DPDarkPrimus]

Yup, he definitely has NOT been touching himself at night. Now repeat after me everyone, "Masturbation is NOT a crime". If I didn't masturbate I'd probably be carrying out my fantasies of doinking my GF's sister by now.

Simply admitting to that is bad enough. *bookmarks, saves for jmac*

Well, techincally, could he not touch himself at night and still be masturbating? Saying that he desn't touch himself at night doesn't rule out the possibility of him touching himself any other time of the day, after all.

I was talking about his fantasizing about "doinking" jmac's sister.

[aerius]

I was talking about his fantasizing about "doinking" jmac's sister.

I'm a heterosexual guy, it's natural for me to have dirty thoughts about cute chicks. My GF's sister is a cute chick, thus it's only natural for me to have dirty thoughts and fantasies about getting naked with her.

[DPDarkPrimus]

I was talking about his fantasizing about "doinking" jmac's sister.

I'm a heterosexual guy, it's natural for me to have dirty thoughts about cute chicks. My GF's sister is a cute chick, thus it's only natural for me to have dirty thoughts and fantasies about getting naked with her.

Yes, but admitting it is dangerous.

[Dorsk 81]

I was talking about his fantasizing about "doinking" jmac's sister.

I'm a heterosexual guy, it's natural for me to have dirty thoughts about cute chicks. My GF's sister is a cute chick, thus it's only natural for me to have dirty thoughts and fantasies about getting naked with her.

Yes, but admitting it is dangerous.

Sometimes I think he doesn't even want his balls! Especialy considering what muse (that's jmac's sis isn't it?) put in the photo thread...

[muse]

I wouldn't worry about aerius too much, it's not like me & my sister are gonna neuter him in his sleep for having naughty fantasies about us. We're all close friends and we rag on each other a fair bit, he bugs us about 3-somes and other stuff and we bug him about his small funstick, it all evens out in the end. It's all in good fun, just part of a healthy friendship.