What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-18 11:46am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Let's just say that my fantasies do indeed fall within the genre of the same name, add that I'm a BDSM fetishist

you want to fuck leather clad elves?

Innerbrat's our Resident Sexy Goth Chick. If she doesn't have a fetish, something's wrong.

i'd know that, i was just clearing up that it was elves she was talking about

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-18 12:07pm

No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-18 12:16pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?

For cthulhu sex, look no further than "My little Pak'Ma'Ra" from Crusade.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-18 02:25pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?

What the heck is wrong with you?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-18 02:29pm

I favor fantasies of fucking people I should not be fucking for whatever reason (My best freind's wife, my cousin, etc.) because of the whole forbidden fruit aspect of the fantasy and it plays a big part in the "story" as it unspools in my head. I have never fantasized about a current GF that I am dating yet I do fantasize about them after we break up. It sort of weird but as soon as we're dating suddenly they are not allowed in those fantasies.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-18 03:09pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Now, speaking about sexual fantasy, how many of you actually had it fulfilled? Any stories?
I used to have a fantasy about spanking a hottie wearing a skimpy nursing outfit and then fucking her in the ass.

Note, ladies and gentleman, that he says used to.

I also, strangely enough, had a dream in which I met Mike Wong -- but this was much, much earlier, when I was still contributing to his Hate Mail page.

Basically, the dream was the fight between Kirk and the Gorn -- I was Kirk, of course.

And the reason I lost was because (shut up) the toupee kept getting out of place and distracting me.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 03:10pm

Rye wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?
For cthulhu sex, look no further than "My little Pak'Ma'Ra" from Crusade.

WTF?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-12-18 03:36pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?
What the heck is wrong with you?

Just file it under "WTF" and leave it at that. It's for the best.

My take on fantasies is usually the same as Stravo's: It was always about people that I wasn't SUPPOSED to be with. Then again, I've had sex in all kinds of really WTF locations without thinking twice about it. After some of the more bizarre stuff an adventurous person can go through in their teens and twenties, fantasies don't end up a high priority.

The other thing I found is that over time, fantasies aren't any longer daydreaming about girls in my class - they're things that I openly discuss with my wife and sometimes we do or act out.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-18 04:08pm

Lagmonster wrote:The other thing I found is that over time, fantasies aren't any longer daydreaming about girls in my class - they're things that I openly discuss with my wife and sometimes we do or act out.

Damn you and your "actual sex."

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-18 04:09pm

Stravo wrote:I favor fantasies of fucking people I should not be fucking for whatever reason (My best freind's wife, my cousin, etc.)

Can i quote you on this?

Normally I would be appalled but the I look over at the Username and Avatar and realize "Shit this is tame, i'll just let it slide."

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-18 04:12pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Rye wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:No one mentioned Cthulhu plushtoy sex yet?
For cthulhu sex, look no further than "My little Pak'Ma'Ra" from Crusade.
WTF?

The navigator or someone in a crusade ep had some interspecies porn, that, whenever played, included a pak'ma'ra undressing then whatever happened offscreen made everyone's head turn...best left to the imagination i guess.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-18 04:16pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Stravo wrote:I favor fantasies of fucking people I should not be fucking for whatever reason (My best freind's wife, my cousin, etc.)
Can i quote you on this?

Normally I would be appalled but the I look over at the Username and Avatar and realize "Shit this is tame, i'll just let it slide."

I have no clue what you're trying to insinuate about me, I'm quite tame sexually, pure vanilla I assure you.

And yes you can most assuredly quote me on that. DO you have a younger sister I have no business being with??

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-12-18 06:11pm

Sex in a pool of jell-o. well, not really, but for some reason i felt like saying that.

Well, i guess being tied up, all that fun stuff, etc.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-18 06:15pm

I bet you never had sexual fantasies before you came to SDnet.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-12-18 06:17pm

I did, they're just more detailed now.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-12-18 06:37pm

Honestly, I don't have as many sexual fantasies about people I know nowadays. Mostly because all the women I would fantasize about are friends who are either engaged, or whom I consider good friends and thus can't fantasize about.

I will admit that I have had fantasies about several women on this board.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-12-18 07:00pm

Alex Moon wrote:I will admit that I have had fantasies about several women on this board.

*wonders if I'm one of them...*

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-18 07:26pm

Zaia wrote: PS~Thank you, my sweet future husband. Glad you know how to look up a definition. *kisses XaLEv's cheek*

Is there something we don't know about, Zaia?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-18 07:29pm

Bah... Okay, just to be on-topic...

All of my recent fantasies Nitram has been willing to help act out.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-18 07:34pm

Stravo wrote:I favor fantasies of fucking people I should not be fucking for whatever reason (My best freind's wife, my cousin, etc.) because of the whole forbidden fruit aspect of the fantasy and it plays a big part in the "story" as it unspools in my head. I have never fantasized about a current GF that I am dating yet I do fantasize about them after we break up. It sort of weird but as soon as we're dating suddenly they are not allowed in those fantasies.

I tend to do the opposite. When I'm dating a girl, I fantasize about only her. I guess it's to help avoid temptation.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-18 07:44pm

I tend to fantasize about sex acts I'd like to perform with my wife, rather than people I'd like to have sex with.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-12-18 07:44pm

muse wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:I will admit that I have had fantasies about several women on this board.
*wonders if I'm one of them...*

Nah, this was from a while ago.

Of course, if you'd like to be one I'm sure that could be arranged...

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-12-18 08:29pm

Alex Moon wrote:... Mostly because all the women I would fantasize about are friends who are either engaged, or whom I consider good friends and thus can't fantasize about...

you CAN'T fantasize about women you consider good friends? Really?

Oh...

I must be strange then. I always fantasize about women... well, one particular woman, who I consider a good friend.

Maybe cos where too open to each other.. *shrug*

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-18 08:30pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Zaia wrote: PS~Thank you, my sweet future husband. Glad you know how to look up a definition. *kisses XaLEv's cheek*
Is there something we don't know about, Zaia?

What? Nooo!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-12-18 08:34pm

jenat-lai wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:... Mostly because all the women I would fantasize about are friends who are either engaged, or whom I consider good friends and thus can't fantasize about...
you CAN'T fantasize about women you consider good friends? Really?

Oh...

I must be strange then. I always fantasize about women... well, one particular woman, who I consider a good friend.

Maybe cos where too open to each other.. *shrug*

I just don't see the use. I can't actually have anything beyond friendship with them, so fantasizing is only going to frustrate me. With friends who are in a relationship, it's also somewhat of a matter of principle. I would never sleep with a woman who has a boyfriend/husband, so why would I fantasize about it?