GF/BF Wierdest Kink

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-01 01:59am

Yeah, until I open my mouth

. And you should ship them up here, because they sure don't exsist where I am

.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-01 02:27am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:(that sounds kinda bad, somehow...hrm.)

That's because you told him to be a slut...

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-01-01 03:18am

Heh. I remember one girl I met at school who, it turned out, went to the same karate dojo as I. We dated a bit, and one night when her parents were at a party, she (easily) lured me into her room for a bit of intimacy. We started out normal enough: kissing, caressing, etc, then she reached under the mattress and pulled out a sai. She trailed the point of it down my back (fuck, it was cold!), then flipped it around and inserted the handle in herself. I was soon to find out that she was always bringing herself off with this sai, mostly because she liked using the three points to manipulate it. Nothing too weird, but she certainly did make for an interesting image with both hands on it and her back arched.

Oh yes, and she made her red belt by performing a kata with a pair of sais, including that one.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-01 03:20am

Perhaps I'm just a male chauvanist pig, but I don't like the idea of a psycho woman taking control of the sexual experience. I like a woman's sexual aggressiveness to be at the "tells me what she wants me to do to her" level, not the "tries to do things to me" level.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 03:21am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:(that sounds kinda bad, somehow...hrm.)
That's because you told him to be a slut...

Yeah, that's it...

tonight's not the best night for me.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-01 03:32am

Wait, there was a problem with that suggestion

. I didn't see anything wrong.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-01 03:34am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Wait, there was a problem with that suggestion . I didn't see anything wrong.

Let's review:

Pimp Mastah Mitth wrote:Just flaunt yourself, they'll come to you. Then you can get to know 'em, pick a good one.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 03:35am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Wait, there was a problem with that suggestion . I didn't see anything wrong.
Let's review:

Pimp Mastah Mitth wrote:Just flaunt yourself, they'll come to you. Then you can get to know 'em, pick a good one.

*chuckles* I'm Pimp Mastah Mitth now? hehe.... being out of it has it's advantages I guess.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-01 03:36am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Wait, there was a problem with that suggestion . I didn't see anything wrong.
Let's review:

Pimp Mastah Mitth wrote:Just flaunt yourself, they'll come to you. Then you can get to know 'em, pick a good one.

Yes, but I want all the play I can get

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StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-01 03:39am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: *chuckles* I'm Pimp Mastah Mitth now? hehe.... being out of it has it's advantages I guess.

Playa Boi wrote:Yes, but I want all the play I can get.

Except once you get their clothes off, the skanks you'll likely encounter are fleshless, bony zombies. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 03:43am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: *chuckles* I'm Pimp Mastah Mitth now? hehe.... being out of it has it's advantages I guess.

You've been immortalized in my sig

StarshipTitanic wrote:
Playa Boi wrote:Yes, but I want all the play I can get.
Except once you get their clothes off, the skanks you'll likely encounter are fleshless, bony zombies. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That's why you don'y go for skanks. I was TRYING to tell him to just be more assertive. I've seen his pics, he's hot.

...ah, phuck it, it's 3 AM, too late for me to post coherently (ooo, but I think I spelled that right...

). You get the generaly idea, I hope.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-01 03:45am

I'm rather selective (which may exacerbate my problem). And why aren't you online (AIM) Mitth?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-01 03:48am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I'm rather selective (which may exacerbate my problem). And why aren't you online (AIM) Mitth?

That's a good idea, actually.

Let me talk to you, I'm bored and lonely at 3 AM.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-01 03:48am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:And why aren't you online (AIM) Mitth?

Because I'm an evil person who won't let you contact me unless you're on my Buddy List. *adds you*

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-01 04:29am

Well, the question is how selective you are. If you're only aiming for the chicks who look like supermodels (perfect faces, perfect figures) then you're going to have to stop setting your sights so high.

Because, let's face it, nobody has a really perfect body. Everybody's going to have some quirk here or there. A facial blemish, scars somewhere, emotional scars from the past, a strange personality... And you're just going to have to either accept it or find someone else.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-01 08:06am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:aerius, once again, my hatred for you knows no bounds.

I thought that we currently all were directing our envy towards Rob Wilson?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-01 08:28am

Well there was the college girl who was into tantra, but compared to stravo, burnnet and wilson I am just a rank beginner

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-01 10:37am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well there was the college girl who was into tantra, but compared to stravo, burnnet and wilson I am just a rank beginner

YB, compared to most of Wilson, many of us are rank beginners...though not for a lack of trying, I just haven't met that many kinky women(more psychos...and they don't quite count)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-01 11:41am

Ghost Rider wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well there was the college girl who was into tantra, but compared to stravo, burnnet and wilson I am just a rank beginner
YB, compared to most of Wilson, many of us are rank beginners...though not for a lack of trying, I just haven't met that many kinky women(more psychos...and they don't quite count)

Don't beat yourself up over the perceived gap between you and Rob. While it certainly sounds fun, his wild record also means that he never stayed with anyone for long, so his sex life probably follows the "feast or famine" pattern of most bachelors.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-01 11:49am

It's the Law of Averages STTR. You ask enough women/men out one of them is bound to say yes. I've found it far easier pulling men than women. I beliefe this is mainly because a mans goal in life is to have much sex where as a woman's mission in life is to melt heads.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-01 01:06pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:aerius, once again, my hatred for you knows no bounds.
I thought that we currently all were directing our envy towards Rob Wilson?

Somehow I think DP isn't too happy with the fact that the woman of his dreams is unavailable because I'm sleeping with her. Of course I only took one psychology course so I could be wrong. Did I mention that I get to cuddle & play around with her sister too?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2004-01-01 01:18pm

aerius wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:aerius, once again, my hatred for you knows no bounds.
I thought that we currently all were directing our envy towards Rob Wilson?
Somehow I think DP isn't too happy with the fact that the woman of his dreams is unavailable because I'm sleeping with her. Of course I only took one psychology course so I could be wrong. Did I mention that I get to cuddle & play around with her sister too?

Have we mentioned that you're a rat bastard?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-01-01 01:51pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well there was the college girl who was into tantra, but compared to stravo, burnnet and wilson I am just a rank beginner
YB, compared to most of Wilson, many of us are rank beginners...though not for a lack of trying, I just haven't met that many kinky women(more psychos...and they don't quite count)
Don't beat yourself up over the perceived gap between you and Rob. While it certainly sounds fun, his wild record also means that he never stayed with anyone for long, so his sex life probably follows the "feast or famine" pattern of most bachelors.

I describe it to my freind as a Lions of the Serengeti sex strategy. You take whatever comes your way. Sometimes its a graceful powerful fleet gazelle and sometimes its a rotting Zebra carcass either way you have to take what you can get because you don't know when piece of tail is coming. Trust me, the majority of some of these 'conquests' are firmly in the skank dept.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-01 01:51pm

Alex Moon wrote:Have we mentioned that you're a rat bastard?

You can call me a "rat bastard" if I somehow end up having a 3-some with Zaia and Innerbrat. But that's not going to happen even if I were single, and besides, Rob Wilson will beat me to that one anyways.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-01 02:17pm

aerius wrote: You can call me a "rat bastard" if I somehow end up having a 3-some with Zaia and Innerbrat. But that's not going to happen even if I were single, and besides, Rob Wilson will beat me to that one anyways.

Any group sex situations including IB and aerius will almost certainly include Cuddles. No Cuddles, no Brat