Films so bad they are good?

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May they all burn in hell. *Casual, conversational voice*

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Because I hate you all so much, I'm going to recomend Barn of the Blood Llamas.
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Hmm last night I saw They Nest (2000) which was pretty bad. Maybe not bad enough to be good tough. A "horror" movie about killer cockroaches with every imaginable cliché in it.

The scene were a hamster was fleeing from the cockroaches in a maze was priceless (with a *sqeeck* offscreen :lol: )

That and Kristen Dalton was pretty hot.
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Kull The Conqueror, with Kevin Costner. Kind of amusingly bad; decent action, cheap cgi(looked kind of like a tv movie), but funny because it had every single stereotype, and some funny actions(like the King at the beginning randomly deciding to slaughter all his heirs).
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Guardsman Bass wrote:Kull The Conqueror, with Kevin Costner. Kind of amusingly bad; decent action, cheap cgi(looked kind of like a tv movie), but funny because it had every single stereotype, and some funny actions(like the King at the beginning randomly deciding to slaughter all his heirs).
Um, don't you mean Kevin Sorbo? The bad films Costner's starred in are by no means "amusingly bad". Try sitting through Waterworld or The Postman to find that out for yourself.
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Kangaroo Jack. Major :wtf: movie here, redeemed solely by HBF (Hot Babe Factor) :P . Actually, basically any "two stupid guys" movie falls into the same category as this one.

Starship Troopers. Sorry, gotta put it in here. A decent movie, but horrible translation from the book, which Heinlein himself said was written to criticize Communism, because the literary community of the day was obsessed with it.
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Enough with this thread. Necro is bad. Locked.
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