152 rules of an evil overlord.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-03 06:22pm

You forget however that all rule changes in a fantasy/roleplaying world must go through and be approved by ME! The DM!

And the vat is a good idea I will have to incorporate it into my next campaign.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-03 06:43pm

And because I am locking him in a demi-plane of my own creation. It counts as DM magic and as such does not have a set spell level. I can under such circumstances set the DC at whatever arbitrary number I desire. The DC for the save is 1E9,999,999,999,999

He can not make such a save even on a crit and is hence forth cast into a demi-plane

This demi-plane is however full of food and willing, attractive women for his pleasure.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-03 08:21pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:You forget however that all rule changes in a fantasy/roleplaying world must go through and be approved by ME! The DM!

And the vat is a good idea I will have to incorporate it into my next campaign.

No they don't, as I can alter them before they ever reach you, you'd never know it had been done.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-03 08:31pm

And because I am locking him in a demi-plane of my own creation. It counts as DM magic and as such does not have a set spell level. I can under such circumstances set the DC at whatever arbitrary number I desire. The DC for the save is 1E9,999,999,999,999

He can not make such a save even on a crit and is hence forth cast into a demi-plane

This demi-plane is however full of food and willing, attractive women for his pleasure

Incorrect! he is in his own plane and the target of the spell must obey the laws of the Plane, For example if he where in Sigil, Nothing not even DM magic could take him out of that city aginst his will, Likewise since he starts on a diffrent plane not controled by you, you must obey its laws

Thus is the Laws of Powers and Proxiys who not even the Greatest of Gods dare for causing Oblivtismasfa The end of all things or the last word of Descrution that signals the end of all

Even DMs can-not touch certian rules, Thus say gretest of all creater of all D&D

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-03 11:52pm

If he is on his own plane he is not a threat to me. So his existence is a moot point.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-04 01:12am

That's nice, I am a member of the Courts of Chaos from the Chronicles of Amber books.

Here, let me use the Logrus to summon up a large Pizza, and a couple of Six packs, here's your beer, here's my diet soda.

Now where were we, hold on let me shift into a more comfortable form, ahh this "Balrog" form is nice, warm, kinda fun having wings no?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-04 01:32am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:That's nice, I am a member of the Courts of Chaos from the Chronicles of Amber books.

Here, let me use the Logrus to summon up a large Pizza, and a couple of Six packs, here's your beer, here's my diet soda.

Now where were we, hold on let me shift into a more comfortable form, ahh this "Balrog" form is nice, warm, kinda fun having wings no?

*Fires salvo of AGM-142's at the cliff face the Balrog is standing on, sending him falling down into a bottomless pit of doom* See ya, hope those wings can spread under 50 tons of rock.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-04 01:37am

[Sith]Your petty irony is no match for the power of the Force, Bean. Join me, Alyrium, and together we will crush the heretics.[/Sith]

NieA_7 · Post by **NieA_7** » 2002-09-04 01:49am

New rulinng:

I will ensure that all my minions do not get their rations, and they will only get it if they do weill in battle.

Even so, they still won't get it.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 07:12am

If he is on his own plane he is not a threat to me. So his existence is a moot point.

Planer protection spell(You don't read much PS do you?) lets you carry a small peace of your home plane and run under the rules of your home plan, The side effect is you can still breath in the plane of Vaccume, Not die in the cold of the eight layer of Baator and like-wise

The point is you can't touch me here

As I've already pointed out but you refuse still trying to make some vauge attempt at assult

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-04 09:36am

Your petty irony is no match for the power of the Force, Bean. Join me, Alyrium, and together we will crush the heretics.

It shall be done, with your force use, my DM magic, and Lusankya's twisted and evil plots, we may be able to defeat beans obscure plot devices

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 10:34am

I'm just getting Warmed up

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-04 04:04pm

I'm going to enjoy seeing what happens now.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 04:12pm

Heh realy not much he can do, He can't attack me and if he does I can smite him down handly, I however CAN attack him but its using one of those things that destroyers everything and I've got a game to go to next week so Destroying everything is out of the Question

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-04 06:27pm

I can attack YOU, just not your minion. Lets see how you do against 1E99839070 DOOM TOADS, spell casting toads that attack in the... well you get the point with those numbers.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 07:47pm

*Bean's Ironic Black Hole

I'm sorry you used to many Toades they collasped into thier own mintaure black hole

Oh well

Hope you don't mind but I returned your toads

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-04 09:41pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:That's nice, I am a member of the Courts of Chaos from the Chronicles of Amber books.

Here, let me use the Logrus to summon up a large Pizza, and a couple of Six packs, here's your beer, here's my diet soda.

Now where were we, hold on let me shift into a more comfortable form, ahh this "Balrog" form is nice, warm, kinda fun having wings no?
*Fires salvo of AGM-142's at the cliff face the Balrog is standing on, sending him falling down into a bottomless pit of doom* See ya, hope those wings can spread under 50 tons of rock.

I wasn't standing on a cliff face, I was eating dinner, and those Missiles just ruined a perfectly good Pizza. That does it. Summon's ANIME battle ship and proceeds to fire REFLEX and missile volley from hell back at Sea Skimmer. You know the missile volly I am talking about, where the combined mass of the missiles being fired exceeds the mass of the firing ship by at least Ten to one.

Then being a lord of Choas I pull your socks out of the dryer so now all you have are mismatched socks, and I leave a set of red shop rags into your washer when it cleaning the whites so now all your undies are PINK!.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-04 09:53pm

*Sends an equal number of barbarian weasels(whatch out they're raging

) and the same number of doom toads coupled with an unspecified gravitic distortion to prevent the HUGE mass of evil creatures from colapsing in apon itself.*

The toads all cast disintegrate on Mr. Bean from behind thier scrying crystals and the weasels rage and are teleported into your bases.

*summons godzilla who's character shields are far in access of connan's, protected by the power of CRAPPY JAPANESE WRITING! and sends hi against MR. Bean

*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-04 10:16pm

*Sends Connan aginst Zilla as Zilla has been killed

Being its his home plane(Turn-about is fair play) and the rules of Tecknobabble are powered by Irony the gravtional thing fails and they are agian sucked into a black hole

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-04 10:40pm

Irony requires some kind of odd coincidence such as a jew dressing as a nazi doctor for halloween(my best friend did that) As such with my my DM magic I reverse the black hole, negate connan's home plane and godzilla regenerates.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-04 11:14pm

*casts anti-irony field on the entire multiverseshookarl vendarin luvren jeros belsaer tootenblar shiran! and sends the other tarasque from another plane into the base Mr. Bean is currently inhabiting*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-05 12:14am

Foolish Bean! My Yoshi powers defy logic, and thus irony! (Irony is merely the logic of cynical people) Plus, with my Sith powers, I transfer Kevin J. Anderson and B&B's souls into a Godzilla clone I kept on ice, coupling horrid writing skills with Godzilla's flaming breath. Not even irony can stop them! Its life is also at the mercy of Force grip, so it can't turn on me or my allies without dying.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-05 01:00am

plays tape recording of diabolical laughter so that I myself am not left vulnerable to attack while so engaged.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 06:53am

Irony requires some kind of odd coincidence such as a jew dressing as a nazi doctor for halloween(my best friend did that) As such with my my DM magic I reverse the black hole, negate connan's home plane and godzilla regenerates.

Connan VS Godzilla is not Ironic enough for you?
And Connan Winning twice in a row?

Connan's Home plane is protected by Connan's dumb luck unless he is dead you can't touch it

casts anti-irony field on the entire multiverse shookarl vendarin luvren jeros belsaer tootenblar shiran! and sends the other tarasque from another plane into the base Mr. Bean is currently inhabiting*

*

Watchs all the other Gods Coming to kick Alyrium ass inculding Tymora and the Gods of Alyriums home planes because Alyrium just fucked over Rule number 1 of the Gods, No God or Single Being should cast or do anything that would effect more than one reigion or plane at a time(*See Rules of the Multiverise and the Pact between the Powers)

Your fucked Alyrium

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-05 08:29am

Sends out dumb-ass half-orc barbarian minion. Due to barbarian's intelligence of 1, he is immune to IRONY, as he cannot grasp it.