When do you become a manwhore?
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I'm of the opinion that at least half the "no way, no how" crowd in this thread would seriously contemplate bending over if someone waved a little green picture of Ben Franklin under their nose. By the time you hit ten grand, pretty much everyone except the married guys would be taking a dick, present company included.
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Theoretically speaking, worse things could happen.Tragic wrote:I agree with you on this one. I would never do that. I would rather be poor. and I'm dead serious.EmperorMing wrote:I don't see this event happening to me for any amount of cash.
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I was thinking pretty much the same thing. That's why I voted for $10,000. I'd be more than glad to let myself be violated if it meant it would help pay for tuition, a car, or something else. And if I wouldn't mind doing it for a few grand, of course I'm going to do it if I will get the millions of dollars that could give me early retirement or an extravagant lifestyle.RedImperator wrote:I'm of the opinion that at least half the "no way, no how" crowd in this thread would seriously contemplate bending over if someone waved a little green picture of Ben Franklin under their nose. By the time you hit ten grand, pretty much everyone except the married guys would be taking a dick, present company included.
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Gives the term "retirement grease" a whole new meaning...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:And if I wouldn't mind doing it for a few grand, of course I'm going to do it if I will get the millions of dollars that could give me early retirement or an extravagant lifestyle.
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Amen brother. *hangs "Closed for Business" over backdoor*Vympel wrote:Never. Absolutely no way.
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So, according to the poll, 7% of the board members are gay, 5% are women, 2% are probably gay but wouldn't mind a hundred bucks, 3% have no dignity, another 7% have inexpensive tastes, 15% are trying to beat a paternity suit, 11% have spent too much time in Best Buy, 21% have delusions of grandeur and 24% are goddamn fucking liars.
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......meh, I could do it for as low as $100,000 (actually, come to think of it, if someone was physically waving $10,000 in front of my eyes I could probably even go for that too) but only if everyone participating was clean as a human can possibly be and with zero STD's obviously. Plus I could just get myself drunk beforehand to take away some of the revulsion.
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I'd do it for $10,000.... as long as he uses a condom and lots of lube.
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$10,000 is way too low. But then again, my personal situation may be different from yours.
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So, which options correlate to which demographics?HemlockGrey wrote:So, according to the poll, 7% of the board members are gay, 5% are women, 2% are probably gay but wouldn't mind a hundred bucks, 3% have no dignity, another 7% have inexpensive tastes, 15% are trying to beat a paternity suit, 11% have spent too much time in Best Buy, 21% have delusions of grandeur and 24% are goddamn fucking liars.