What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?

[XaLEv]

PS~Thank you, my sweet future husband. Glad you know how to look up a definition. *kisses XaLEv's cheek*

I considered continuing through various related definitions till I reached something like autocunnilingus but decided against it.

[Stormbringer]

I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?

A little bit of both these days. When I was younger it was mostly fantasizing about celebrities since compared to the girls I knew they seemed like well, girls. But that's long since changed and now days it's people that I'm at least acquainted with even if I wouldn't say I know them.

While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*

*raises hand* Yes but the list is of course classified. (of course the right person might get it out of me. ;)

[Pablo Sanchez]

I don't fantasize about female friends of mine, and I never have. Not even girls that I actually had the crush on. I just don't think I would be able to act normally around them post-masturbation. If I've actually had sex with them (a very rare occurrence) then that's different. But otherwise I stick to pornography and the occasional famous person.

For mechanics, a lot of the time I'm an interviewer for "Russian Tennis Week" or some crazy shit that like, and Anna Kournikova just decides to go down on me. Nothing too elaborate, straight to the sex.

Here's a side topic for discussion:
Have you fantasized about someone you know is underage? If so, how did you feel about it?

[aerius]

Here's a side topic for discussion:
Have you fantasized about someone you know is underage? If so, how did you feel about it?

Yes, I had naughty thoughts about what I'd do to my GF's younger sister...and then I found out she was 15. I was in denial for quite some time, 17 perhaps but there was no way in hell she could be 15 and look the way she did. I can't believe I made out with her (before finding out her age), that was so good but so wrong.

[Jadeite]

Light BDSM and girls I'm friends with.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Now, speaking about sexual fantasy, how many of you actually had it fulfilled? Any stories?

I used to have a fantasy about spanking a hottie wearing a skimpy nursing outfit and then fucking her in the ass.

Note, ladies and gentleman, that he says used to.

Which may imply that the fantasy has been fulfilled

I also, strangely enough, had a dream in which I met Mike Wong -- but this was much, much earlier, when I was still contributing to his Hate Mail page.

Basically, the dream was the fight between Kirk and the Gorn -- I was Kirk, of course. And the reason I lost was because (shut up) the toupee kept getting out of place and distracting me.

Wait, I thought this thread is about SEXUAL fantasy...

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I tend to fantasize about sex acts I'd like to perform with my wife, rather than people I'd like to have sex with.

I bet the "skimpy nursing outfit" is on top of the list

Anyway, how difficult it is to ask Rebecca to get along with your fantasies? My new GF is kinda conservative, and so far none of mine has been fulfilled

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Basically, the dream was the fight between Kirk and the Gorn -- I was Kirk, of course. And the reason I lost was because (shut up) the toupee kept getting out of place and distracting me.

Wait, I thought this thread is about SEXUAL fantasy...

I was following a tangent someone else started. Don't try and make somethin' of it.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

For mechanics, a lot of the time I'm an interviewer for "Russian Tennis Week" or some crazy shit that like, and Anna Kournikova just decides to go down on me. Nothing too elaborate, straight to the sex.

No wait, you actually banged Anna Kournikova?

[Pablo Sanchez]

No wait, you actually banged Anna Kournikova?

Ummm... no. I was just personifying the fantasy. If I was a Russian reporter and actually had sex with someone that hot, I would spend most of my time bragging about it to other scruffy Slavic newsmen.

Here's something else that bears mentioning: Phoebe Cates and her state of critical sexy mass immortalized in a number of classic 1980's films. God...

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Basically, the dream was the fight between Kirk and the Gorn -- I was Kirk, of course. And the reason I lost was because (shut up) the toupee kept getting out of place and distracting me.

Wait, I thought this thread is about SEXUAL fantasy...

I was following a tangent someone else started. Don't try and make somethin' of it.

On the second thought, we can actually make something of it! (Freudian thoughts come to mind.....)

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Wait, I thought this thread is about SEXUAL fantasy...

I was following a tangent someone else started. Don't try and make somethin' of it.

On the second thought, we can actually make something of it! (Freudian thoughts come to mind.....)

I warned you... now I gotta break out the Fish...

[SirNitram]

I have an overactive imagination, a writer's soul and talent for making up names, places, and situations, and a thing for rescuing the damsel in distress. Needless to say Tevar has become the damsel.. Be she in distress or just out of it.

The only potentially worrying part is I can't actually see faces in dreams. Never have been able, be they waking or fantasizing. THat normal?

[Darth Wong]

I tend to fantasize about sex acts I'd like to perform with my wife, rather than people I'd like to have sex with.

I bet the "skimpy nursing outfit" is on top of the list

Anyway, how difficult it is to ask Rebecca to get along with your fantasies? My new GF is kinda conservative, and so far none of mine has been fulfilled

It's pretty easy nowadays. But she was skittish at first too; it took a few years of marriage before she loosened up. Mind you, I didn't press the issue at first; I don't know how long it would have taken if I'd pushed for kinkier activities right away.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I tend to fantasize about sex acts I'd like to perform with my wife, rather than people I'd like to have sex with.

I bet the "skimpy nursing outfit" is on top of the list

Anyway, how difficult it is to ask Rebecca to get along with your fantasies? My new GF is kinda conservative, and so far none of mine has been fulfilled

It's pretty easy nowadays. But she was skittish at first too; it took a few years of marriage before she loosened up. Mind you, I didn't press the issue at first; I don't know how long it would have taken if I'd pushed for kinkier activities right away.

I see. It seems it would take quite a long time with Dewi before it happens. She's far less inclined to kinkier activities than Inge, even though they're cousins (believe it or not).

[AdmiralKanos]

I see. It seems it would take quite a long time with Dewi before it happens. She's far less inclined to kinkier activities than Inge, even though they're cousins (believe it or not).

That's not surprising. I have a cousin who's a fundie (he prayed to God to heal his knee injury; he's one of those people; the ones who routinely ask God to solve physical, Earthly problems for them). Rebecca has an aunt who's a hardcore fundie (let me give you an idea what I'm talking about: she makes important decisions by going into her "prayer closet"; yes, she has a "prayer closet").

Anyway, I think you've "arrived" in terms of your sex life when you've done porno karaoke.

For those who don't know what porno karaoke is, that's where you mimic the couple in a porno scene, doing all the same moves and positions that they do.

[Metrion Cascade]

I see. It seems it would take quite a long time with Dewi before it happens. She's far less inclined to kinkier activities than Inge, even though they're cousins (believe it or not).

That's not surprising. I have a cousin who's a fundie (he prayed to God to heal his knee injury; he's one of those people; the ones who routinely ask God to solve physical, Earthly problems for them). Rebecca has an aunt who's a hardcore fundie (let me give you an idea what I'm talking about: she makes important decisions by going into her "prayer closet"; yes, she has a "prayer closet").

Anyway, I think you've "arrived" in terms of your sex life when you've done porno karaoke.

For those who don't know what porno karaoke is, that's where you mimic the couple in a porno scene, doing all the same moves and positions that they do.

I've never seen hardcore porno good enough that I'd want to do that. Some of the HBO softcore stuff has nice ideas, though. As for prayer closets, they're probably from Matthew 6:5-6. IIRC:

5. And when thou prayest, be not as the hypocrites are, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, they have their reward.
6. But when thou prayest, go into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door behind thee, pray to thy Father in secret; and thy Father who seeth that which is in secret shall reward thee openly.

Great quote to use against fundies who pray at you.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I see. It seems it would take quite a long time with Dewi before it happens. She's far less inclined to kinkier activities than Inge, even though they're cousins (believe it or not).

That's not surprising. I have a cousin who's a fundie (he prayed to God to heal his knee injury; he's one of those people; the ones who routinely ask God to solve physical, Earthly problems for them). Rebecca has an aunt who's a hardcore fundie (let me give you an idea what I'm talking about: she makes important decisions by going into her "prayer closet"; yes, she has a "prayer closet").

Seems it's similar case with me; Dewi is a member of religious organization in some local mosque, while Inge has the same liberal-secular mentality just like me.

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Funny thing is; I never knew they're cousin on the first place. See, Dewi was my co-worker some years ago. We had affair that time. Her boyfriend has different religion so they saw it as problem , then I stepped in. It didn't last long, though.

Shortly after I broke up with Inge, I met again with Dewi in some office reunion. We started dating and sharing stories. When I told her about Inge, her eyes widened and then it was confirmed; they are cousins.

What a small, small world we're living on.......
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Anyway, I think you've "arrived" in terms of your sex life when you've done porno karaoke.

For those who don't know what porno karaoke is, that's where you mimic the couple in a porno scene, doing all the same moves and positions that they do.

Now I look at you with admiration, Mike! Just when I thought I have experienced everything.....

PS: do you synchronize your orgasm with the movie too? I always thought it's the most difficult part.

[Lagmonster]

Tevar's and Mike's posts a bit back seem to agree with what I was saying, too:

People with long-term sexual relationships usually get to the point where fantasies are just the newest idea you'd like to try out (and often do).

[Robert Walper]

Damn...now I'm getting worried that I might actually start fantasizing about female members of this board, given the surprising amount of time I've spent actually reading it out of interest.

*thinks for minute*

Naw, couldn't work. Aliases simply don't have images with them.

[Defiant]

Prepare for something bizarre...

I am extremely attracted to intelligent women. My fantasy is that I'm working in a real brain-killer place (a lab, a high-priced law firm, whatever). There are lots of women there, but the one I'm attracted to is the tall, quiet woman who has her hair in a bun-thing, and wears glasses. She asks me one day to help her with something in her office. We go in, she closes and locks the door. Next thing you know, the glasses come off, the hair comes down, and the white labcoat flys off, revealing an absolutely killer body. The rest I'll leave to the imagination.

[Agent Fisher]

This isn't a sexual fantasy but a dream i had last night.

This girl that I like at school was in my arms and for some reason I got the impression that her fate was up to me. So in the dream I decide to let her be free, when I could have had her be my sex slave, thinking that she will stay with me. Instead she goes off with someone i know. In the Dream I said, " WHAT THE FUCK?!" and woke up.

[Lord Pounder]

I fufilled my number one fantasy earlier this year when i became the third person in a bisexual couple's relationship. However my living fantasy became a nightmare.

I've also had fantasies of sex with a minor, but i myself was a minor at the time so i'm not sure if it works the same. I did dream of fucking the Olsen twins at the same time but i hear they're legal now. They're just so annoying i had to do something to keep them quite so enter a mixture to my dong and my superior oral sex techniques.

[Metrion Cascade]

Prepare for something bizarre...

I am extremely attracted to intelligent women. My fantasy is that I'm working in a real brain-killer place (a lab, a high-priced law firm, whatever). There are lots of women there, but the one I'm attracted to is the tall, quiet woman who has her hair in a bun-thing, and wears glasses. She asks me one day to help her with something in her office. We go in, she closes and locks the door. Next thing you know, the glasses come off, the hair comes down, and the white labcoat flys off, revealing an absolutely killer body. The rest I'll leave to the imagination.

I'll assume you were joking when you called this bizarre? It's the plot of 38% of all pornos, 40% of all nude pictorials, and 56% of all phone sex commercials. Everyone had a hot math teacher who couldn't find clothes that made her less hot if she shopped at Kmart. Of course the fantasy of this demure, undeniably hot (but repressed - read "gift wrapped") woman going insta-slut sticks in one's mind. That and intelligent women tend to be a better lay. Fewer actual hangups about sex, and they tend to understand things about sex (physically and emotionally) that less intelligent women might not. A site you might enjoy: Joy of Spex

And 47.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Prepare for something bizarre...

I am extremely attracted to intelligent women. My fantasy is that I'm working in a real brain-killer place (a lab, a high-priced law firm, whatever). There are lots of women there, but the one I'm attracted to is the tall, quiet woman who has her hair in a bun-thing, and wears glasses. She asks me one day to help her with something in her office. We go in, she closes and locks the door. Next thing you know, the glasses come off, the hair comes down, and the white labcoat flys off, revealing an absolutely killer body. The rest I'll leave to the imagination.

I'll assume you were joking when you called this bizarre? It's the plot of 38% of all pornos, 40% of all nude pictorials, and 56% of all phone sex commercials. Everyone had a hot math teacher who couldn't find clothes that made her less hot if she shopped at Kmart. Of course the fantasy of this demure, undeniably hot (but repressed - read "gift wrapped") woman going insta-slut sticks in one's mind. That and intelligent women tend to be a better lay. Fewer actual hangups about sex, and they tend to understand things about sex (physically and emotionally) that less intelligent women might not. A site you might enjoy: Joy of Spex

And 47.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

So that's the attraction to Agent Scully! (Well, that and she's a redhead...)