Wrestlemania

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-03 05:58pm

seanrobertson wrote:What in the hell are you guys talking about?

And hey, since when do you have a limo?

In between TGODing we're talking about pro-wrestling.

And i've had a limo since i became one of the top pro-wrestlers in the SD.Net Arena!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-03 06:03pm

*2000AD walks out onto the stage and surveys the carnage before him. The masked man is no where to be seen. 2000AD then walks down to the announcement table and puts on JR's discarded headset.*
*"Since JR's busy, i'll take over the commentry, and i must say that JR is looking to spoil a brillian match by unlocking that door!"*

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-03 06:53pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:You know, all this brings to mind a good point. Why don't we start an E-Fed. I used to run one before.
I was inlvolved in one many years ago...I can't say I'd be able to post on a regular basis. They're pleanty of fun though!

I used to run one, so I know how much work goes into it. There a bitch to run. I'd probably need help. So I'm only gonna do this if we get a high response of people that want it.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-03 10:09pm

2000AD: “Well King, it’s good to be here tonight at the SD.Net arena and I’d like to give a big hello to all my mates watching the tely at home and…”

King: “Whoa! Look at JR!! He’s about to unlock the door! Darn! Esmerelda still has her top on!”

**As JR fumbles with the key, Chief Morley comes sprinting down the aisle to the ring. He snatches the key out of JR’s hand. All four wrestlers are stirring in the ring. No one has made to their feet just yet. Morley unlocks the cage, opens the door and signals for a crew member to hand him the mic. As Morley strolls into the cage, the four combatants eye him uneasily.**

Morley: “JR, just what the HELL were you trying to do! I should have your fat ass fired for trying to interrupt my main event! HOW DARE YOU. In fact, you know what…take your sorry ass back to Cowboy land cause you’re fired!”

**JR mutters fuck you under his breath and walks back to the dressing room. The fans, obviously upset over the stall in the match and the firing of their favorite announcer start chanting, “ASSHOLE!”**

Morley: **Looking very upset at the fans** “So this is the thanks I get for setting up this match huh…you bunch of slack-jawed, donkey fuc…

**Before Morley could finish his word , NoK, strikes the Chief from behind in the family jewels!**

King: “2000AD, did you see that!?! Can you believe what’s just happened!?! JR’s fired, Morley’s been…well, he’s received a free vasectomy at any rate, and I now rule as the king of this show! PUPPIES!! DAMN IT! WHERE ARE THE PUPPIES!”

2000AD: “Uh, King, better have a look in the ring, Theski, Kin, Wilson, and Irishmick are all getting to their feet. This match isn’t over! The rules state that this is a last man standing match and Morley is the only one not standing. Does that mean he’s fired…if so I know a real good replacement and…”

King: “Quiet!! This is my show!! I’ll call the plays!”

**NoK points at Morley and motions for the other men to take a few shots. All four men close in and start laying the boots on the chief who is clutching his groin. As Theski lays in a stiff boot to the downed chief, NoK throws a vicious elbow to the temple of Irishmick! Forgetting their loose alliance, Wilson and Theski begin to grapple there way towards the door. NoK grabs Irishmick and drags him out the door and pushes him to the concrete floor below. Kin trips catching the barbed wire at gets a deep cut on his leg. As he vainly tries to move out of the way, Theski and Wilson violently roll through the ropes, out the door and come crashing on to Kin on the concrete below. In the bedlam, Irishmick grabs a steel chair and hobbles in the direction of the other three.**

2000AD: “The chair! Watch out, Mick’s got the chair!”…

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 11:19am

**Irishmick hobbles over with the chair in one hand and huge grin on his face. He takes aim at Rob Wilson, who is on top of the pile, and swings the chair wildly at Wilson’s back! CRACK!! Wilson rolls of the pile in agonizing pain. Irishmick takes the chair and butts Theski and Kin in the ribs. Mick’s legs give out and he drops to one knee.**

King: “I’m starting to think JR had half a brain when he said this match has gone on long enough! There’s no winner...hold the phone!!”

**JR comes back to ring with a host of paramedics and police officers. JR points to the men on concrete floor and then motions for the officers to go in the ring and get Morley.**

2000AD: “What’s all this!?! Let the match finish!! What crime has Chief Morley committed!?!”

**The paramedics take all four men and place them on gurneys and roll them out to the back. Esmerelda has a look of concern on her face for her date Rob Wilson who looks like he was hit by a train! The fans are concerned that their favorite superstars may need medical attention. Chief Morley is helped to his feet by a police officer and is led out of the cage. On the floor below, Morley is handed a mic.**

Morley: “Hold up! Hold up! I’m the DAMNED BOSS around here and this match hasn’t finished…no! Not by a long shot!! **The fans start their asshole chant once again** If you four peons don’t start this match up once again then you’re ALL FIRED!!”

**Just then Theski, the Viking from Valhalla, bolts up and breaks into berserker mode!**

Theski: “ ARRRGH!! THESKI SMASH!!”

King: “Oh boy! This isn’t gonna be pretty….NO… Theski…don’t harm the lovely Esmerelda! We haven’t even seen her puppies yet! Ahhh!!!”

**The lovely Esmerelda stands between her love, Rob Wilson, and an enraged Theski. Theski threatens to pummel the tearful valet and he starts to wind up his punching arm! Next of Kin gets off the gurney and sees what Theski is about to do and dropkicks his partner out of the way before he can land a punch!**

2000AD: “DID YOU SEE THAT!! What a dropkick!! But Kin took the brunt of that move! Look the telestrater folks and you’ll clearly see Next of Kin landing on his head after that vicious dropkick!” **NoK is knocked out cold!**

**Theski, who is resting on the barracade watches Esmerelda and the paramedics quickly cart Rob Wilson to the ambulance waiting in the parking lot.**

King: “This ain’t over yet AD!! Just look at Irishmick! I thought he was done as dinner!! He’s been playing possum the whole time!”

**Irishmick pulls out a pair of brass knuckles from his trunks, fits the knucks on his hand dives onto Theski.**

2000AD: “I can’t watch!!”

**Theski blocks the punch and spins Irismick around into a suplex position. With both hands wrapped around Irishmick, Theski throws him back and over onto the guard rail! The fans start screaming, “HOLY SHIT!” Irishmick does not move. Upon witnessing the suplex, Morley runs back to the ringside and rings the timekeeper’s bell. Morley grabs the mic and runs over to Theski!**

Morley: “Folks it is my honor to present to you the winner of this match!!”

**As Morley lifts Theski’s tired arm in the air, he clocks him with the mic. **WHAP!!** Theski, who is very surprised by the turn of events, falls down to one knee. Morley cracks Theski over the head once more for good measure as Viking falls to the ground!**

King: “What the hell is going…”

Morley: **Looks down at Theski** “..Sorry, I forgot to tell you about one last surprise… I humbly entered myself into the match as well, and since you all lost then you’re all fired!! **The fans vigorously jeer and boo Chief Morley.** Ya see, what do you think Mr. McMahon is gonna say when I tell him that I just trimmed about a million bucks from the payroll!?! Do you think he’s gonna reprimand me!?! HELL NO, I’m up for one the biggest promotions in my career and I have Irishmick, Next of Kin, Rob Wilson, and Theski to sincerely thank! You four and all the stupid fans bought it hook, line and sinker!! Now if all you fools don’t mind, I have a bottle of champagne to celebrate with a new friend!”

**The Lovely Esmerelda appears from behind the curtain holding a bottle of bubbly. She places her arm around Chief Morley and they walk back to the dressing room.**

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 11:31am

Wrestling is a strange sport two guys rolling aroung in their underwear,seems kind of gay

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 11:44am

Montcalm wrote:Wrestling is a strange sport two guys rolling aroung in their underwear,seems kind of gay

No stranger than football players wearing tights and sucking on soothers.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-04 11:46am

Next of Kin wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Wrestling is a strange sport two guys rolling aroung in their underwear,seems kind of gay
No stranger than football players wearing tights and sucking on soothers.

I`m going away to do more manly things ballet

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 11:50am

Montcalm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Wrestling is a strange sport two guys rolling aroung in their underwear,seems kind of gay
No stranger than football players wearing tights and sucking on soothers.
I`m going away to do more manly things ballet

You do that.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-04 01:00pm

Next of Kin wrote:
**The Lovely Esmerelda appears from behind the curtain holding a bottle of bubbly. She places her arm around Chief Morley and they walk back to the dressing room.**

Now you see why i hate women with Artificial breasts, you just can't trust them.

*Opens 20th bag of popcorn and 14th litre of Orange juice*
Wonder what happens in the second act?
*munch, munch, munch*

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-04 02:33pm

Rob Wilson wrote: *Opens 20th bag of popcorn and 14th litre of Orange juice*
Wonder what happens in the second act?
*munch, munch, munch*

You do know you're getting beaten up in the ring.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-04 02:52pm

*2000AD notices Morley slinking away and takes off his commentators head set. "Sorry King, but i've just got to do something." 2000AD stands on the commentry table and makes his trademark pose, before jumpoing off and running after Morley.*
*<King> Well, it looks like 2000AD is going after Morley and his puppies, but wait ...... someones just jumped out of the crowd!!! It's the masked man from earlier!!!!!*
*2000AD and the masked man run after Morley and Esmerelda, cathing them up just before they get off the stage. 2000AD spins Morley around and lands a punch straight across his face, as the masked man pushes Esmerelda away. 2000AD picks up Morley and sets him up for the masked man, who hits Morley with .... THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!! The masked man takes Morley down and as if by magic a microphone appears in 2000AD's hand. "hey Morley" shouts 2000AD at the barely concious commish, " Your days as commishener are numbered, because tonight i'm starting a movement, to get a new commisioner installed"(the masked man releases Morley from the Mandible Claw and stands next to 2000AD) "And your replacement is here tonight. He is ...... (the masked man removes his mask) MICK FOLEY !!!!!*
*<JR> OH MY GOD! I-*
*<king> Didn't you just get fired JR?*
*<JR> "oh yeah." walks off*
*2000AD hands Mick Foley the mic and locks Morley in a Sharpshooter.*
*<Mick Foley> "If you want me back as commisioner let me hear it! "(the crowd goes wild! Meanwhile Morley has passed out, but 2000AD keeps the Sharpshooter locked in)" If you want Mr Socko back let me hear it! "(crowd goes wild again.) Foley looks around before delving into his pockets and pulling out Mr Socko. (The crowd goes wild) "Have a nice day Morley! Cos pretty soon, your days are gonna be numbered!"*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-04-04 07:09pm

2000AD wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: *Opens 20th bag of popcorn and 14th litre of Orange juice*
Wonder what happens in the second act?
*munch, munch, munch*
You do know you're getting beaten up in the ring.

Yep, but time/work commitments means i can't really take the time to write anything , or take part in a proper TGOD, so I'm just watching and enjoying the fun. *Munch, Munch, Munch*

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-04-04 07:13pm

To much work and not enough fake wrestleing makes rob a dull boy

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-04 07:33pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
2000AD wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: *Opens 20th bag of popcorn and 14th litre of Orange juice*
Wonder what happens in the second act?
*munch, munch, munch*
You do know you're getting beaten up in the ring.
Yep, but time/work commitments means i can't really take the time to write anything , or take part in a proper TGOD, so I'm just watching and enjoying the fun. *Munch, Munch, Munch*

Don't worry Rob, we'd be more than happy to include you in the beatings and pummellings!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:39pm

*It's carnage in the ring. NoK and Mick colide into each other. DOUBLE CLOTHES LINE. Both men go down in a heap. theski plants Rob with a thunderous Brainbuster Suplex. All off a sudden the lights go out. The TitanTron lights up with the words Pounder's Behind Ya. THe lights come up and there is Pounder in the ring standing behind theski. theski turns arround just in time to get get kicked in the gut. Pounder delivers his patented Drop-Face-Double-Arm-DDT, the POUNDER. Pounder gets up and begins screaming "I'm still here, I bet ya'll forgot me." Pounder Exits the ring and stalks back up the ring with his theme music "Starfuckers INC" by Nine Inch Nails playing.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:46pm

Hmm...maybe an SD.net e-fed is the works? Who would be our heavyweight champion? Lord Wong? Or should we have no-holds barred, free-for-all on top of a seven storey building. The last man standing or who ever doesn't plummet to the ground below wins the belt.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:47pm

The problem with that is we'd need to work out some things before hand, it's be too easy to no-sell everything.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:49pm

I, for one, refuse to job to anybody or sell any move at all. Therefore, every match-up with me must result in a one-sided squash with me as the ultimate victor!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:53pm

Your arrogance will be your undoing NoK

*kicks NoK in the groin and then delivers the dreaded Pounder*

Maybe i should re-name my finisher it can be confusing.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:54pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Your arrogance will be your undoing NoK

*kicks NoK in the groin and then delivers the dreaded Pounder*

Maybe i should re-name my finisher it can be confusing.

**NoK gets up and looks as if nothing happened**

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:55pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:Your arrogance will be your undoing NoK

*kicks NoK in the groin and then delivers the dreaded Pounder*

Maybe i should re-name my finisher it can be confusing.
**NoK gets up and looks as if nothing happened**

In that case i'm gonna hit you with Janeway Porn. You are warned, see it or suffer Janeway.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-04-06 12:57pm

I'll job! *NoK sells maneuvre* BOOM! CRASH! THOK!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 12:58pm

better, it's a bad day when i have to resort to Janeway porn.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-06 01:16pm

Darth Pounder wrote:better, it's a bad day when i have to resort to Janeway porn.

Is that your new finishing move?