152 rules of an evil overlord.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-05 09:42am

FOOLS! I AM THE GREATER GOD OF PLANES, THE DM! I HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL OF YOU, I GAVE YOU YOUR GODHOOD, AND I CAN STRIP IT FROM YOU! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANES! *they then proceed to return to thier home planes. I strip connan of his planar protections myself. Because I am the DM. I cast reverse gravity on him allow him to "fall" upward for a while(until he reaches the stratosphere) and then dismiss the spell if he hasnt fozen to death or suffocated(he is only human) the fall should liquify him(no save.. oh wait no he can save for half

)

I raise godzilla and place the same planar protections on the big G

Oh and Bean, with my anti-irony field up, no plot devices for you

only I can dispell it,k and any attempts to use your own powers will meet in failure.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-05 09:49am

I still have my godlike powers, right boss?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-05 09:57am

of course.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-09-05 10:02am

Good. you rock, God.

Do you mind if I call you God? Or do you prefer Alyrium?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-05 11:36am

Lusankya wrote:Good. you rock, God.

Do you mind if I call you God? Or do you prefer Alyrium?

Excuse me if I'm wrong but isn't the general consensus around these here
parts that "God" doesn't exist?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-05 11:38am

Lusankya wrote:Sends out dumb-ass half-orc barbarian minion. Due to barbarian's intelligence of 1, he is immune to IRONY, as he cannot grasp it.

Slices it into tiny bits

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 02:40pm

I AM THE GREATER GOD OF PLANES, THE DM! I HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL OF YOU, I GAVE YOU YOUR GODHOOD, AND I CAN STRIP IT FROM YOU! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANES!

Fool there is no greater god for the simple reason the Gods would not let him exist

You have not claimed you are somthing which does not exist, Even in D&D

No such thing exist for so hath spoken Gygax master of all DM powers who owes me a favor

Thefore Gygax granter of your powers is now removing them for abuse, You stand accused of upseting the balance of the planes and trying to destroy that which can-not be

I find you guilty on both counts and sentance you to be locked away in a room with Dark-Star for twenty-four hours. Talk back and I shall make it YEARS, Question me and I will make it Eons!

After which you will preform 10 hours of comunity serivce, write I will not be an Evil DM one million times and then pay the 10 Gold Fine

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-05 03:20pm

oookkk

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 03:37pm

For Necron, Gary Gygax is the creater of D&D in other words
His word is Cannon

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-05 03:46pm

necro?

I do not want a nickname, at least put another n on the end

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 03:50pm

Sorry my mistake its been corrected

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-05 09:15pm

Come on you cant even laugh a little bit? (refering to rule#20)
Huahahaha Huhahahahahahahahahahahaha gasp gasp hahahahahahahaha

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-05 09:22pm

*Sits, on the Recylincer waiting for everyone to destroy themselves bfore entering*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-05 09:35pm

I wish to see his decree. And I want it delivered in person to me before i will relinquish my power.

The books are owned and not onder a license agreement. He cannot take my power for any reason. Hell he doesnt even have primary control over the company

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-05 10:33pm

I'll be happy to show it to you its sitting here right on my desk, You must understand for personal saftly reasons Gygax does not get out much(He thinks everyone is after is brain agian ooh well)
So getting him to issue proclamations of any sort is a bit hard

Oh and should notice a sharp drop in powers... aaaaaabout now

Dark-star is over there, third door on the left, trust me it will help you think about what you've done

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-05 11:20pm

If he doesnt give it to me in person then it doesnt count. Besides he is incapable of taking a DMs power because the books are not under a license agreement.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-05 11:23pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:That's nice, I am a member of the Courts of Chaos from the Chronicles of Amber books.

Here, let me use the Logrus to summon up a large Pizza, and a couple of Six packs, here's your beer, here's my diet soda.

Now where were we, hold on let me shift into a more comfortable form, ahh this "Balrog" form is nice, warm, kinda fun having wings no?
*Fires salvo of AGM-142's at the cliff face the Balrog is standing on, sending him falling down into a bottomless pit of doom* See ya, hope those wings can spread under 50 tons of rock.
I wasn't standing on a cliff face, I was eating dinner, and those Missiles just ruined a perfectly good Pizza. That does it. Summon's ANIME battle ship and proceeds to fire REFLEX and missile volley from hell back at Sea Skimmer. You know the missile volly I am talking about, where the combined mass of the missiles being fired exceeds the mass of the firing ship by at least Ten to one.

Then being a lord of Choas I pull your socks out of the dryer so now all you have are mismatched socks, and I leave a set of red shop rags into your washer when it cleaning the whites so now all your undies are PINK!.

The First SS-N-1e19 missile salvo blasted a Bottomless pit of doom next to you, I then collapsed the edge with the AGM-142..

*Point defenses open fire, obliterating the entire missile salvo* *Kirvo II fires SS-N-1e38 missile at ANIME, destroying it with the awesome power of anti logic munitions.*

As for sox's, I prefer sandals, and my boxers are already red.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-05 11:36pm

Mr Bean wrote:
I AM THE GREATER GOD OF PLANES, THE DM! I HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL OF YOU, I GAVE YOU YOUR GODHOOD, AND I CAN STRIP IT FROM YOU! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANES!
Fool there is no greater god for the simple reason the Gods would not let him exist

You have not claimed you are somthing which does not exist, Even in D&D

No such thing exist for so hath spoken Gygax master of all DM powers who owes me a favor

Thefore Gygax granter of your powers is now removing them for abuse, You stand accused of upseting the balance of the planes and trying to destroy that which can-not be

I find you guilty on both counts and sentance you to be locked away in a room with Dark-Star for twenty-four hours. Talk back and I shall make it YEARS, Question me and I will make it Eons!

After which you will preform 10 hours of comunity serivce, write I will not be an Evil DM one million times and then pay the 10 Gold Fine

Watch your step, Bean. You tread dangerously close to entering the realm of reality, were you stand no hope of matching my power should it come to conflict.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-06 12:46am

Lusankya you can just call me Ben.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-06 07:28am

Watch your step, Bean. You tread dangerously close to entering the realm of reality, were you stand no hope of matching my power should it come to conflict.

As yes the real world where you drop the God of Irony and Replace it with Admrial