What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-19 08:33pm

Robert Walper wrote: Naw, couldn't work. Aliases simply don't have images with them.

Zaia had a damn hot redhead as her avatar there for awhile. I refuse to believe that wasn't her. And Innerbrat will forever bear the image of a Barbie-doll in a safari hat, in my mind's eye.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-19 08:43pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:So that's the attraction to Agent Scully! (Well, that and she's a redhead...)

It's no mistake that there's a group called Gillian Anderson's Born Again Lesbians. She is:

- a redhead
- small and fast on her feet yet soft and curvy (we get to see her cute white tummy a few times sans Gillian's navel ring which they shoulda left in)
- armed
- a doctor
- prone to giving Mulder (platonic friend for most of the series) a faceful of bosom just to say "howdy"
- F...B...I. Freeze, bitch. Now strip. You've been a naughty girl...sorry, got sidetracked
- behind glasses most of the time we see her at home
- tough yet very caring; maternal, and that appeals sexually as long as it's not your own mom (and sometimes even then

)

Definitely an FBI bust I'd like to have target me.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-12-19 10:35pm

Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*

Let's just say you've gripped the side of the bed more than once...

OKAY!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! YES I'M AN ASSHOLE, I ADMIT IT. PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-19 11:13pm

Cal Wright wrote:
Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
Let's just say you've gripped the side of the bed more than once...

OKAY!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! YES I'M AN ASSHOLE, I ADMIT IT. PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!!

LOL

Wow, that sounds like something straight out of "How Stravo Got His Groove Back."

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-19 11:51pm

Metrion Cascade wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:So that's the attraction to Agent Scully! (Well, that and she's a redhead...)
It's no mistake that there's a group called Gillian Anderson's Born Again Lesbians. She is:

- a redhead

Yeah...

- small and fast on her feet yet soft and curvy (we get to see her cute white tummy a few times sans Gillian's navel ring which they shoulda left in)

Hell, we saw her in bra and panties in the pilot... but the navel ring wouldn't have fit with Scully's Catholic Girl angle, unfortunately.

- armed

"Up against the wall and spread 'em!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

- a doctor

O_O

- prone to giving Mulder (platonic friend for most of the series) a faceful of bosom just to say "howdy"

*mumbles* lucky bastard...

- F...B...I. Freeze, bitch. Now strip. You've been a naughty girl...sorry, got sidetracked
Someone should be there to guard against police brutality... or, perhaps, to encourage it...

- behind glasses most of the time we see her at home
Not the times I've seen her at home -- although none of those scenes appeared anywhere outside my own mind...

- tough yet very caring; maternal, and that appeals sexually as long as it's not your own mom (and sometimes even then )
Now I have to worry about you.

Definitely an FBI bust I'd like to have target me.

Well, considering that the result of an online quiz I took recently said I'm a gay girl (o_O) that's a club I shall have to consider joining.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-20 01:36am

Metrion Cascade wrote: A site you might enjoy: Joy of Spex

You have to PAY for that site! BAH!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-12-20 02:57am

Zaia wrote: LOL

Wow, that sounds like something straight out of "How Stravo Got His Groove Back."

LoL!

Btw, who's the Avatar? *stares* Looks like I'm about to go have another fantasy. Maybe this one will be about tit fucking...

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-12-20 10:05am

Lord Pounder wrote:I fufilled my number one fantasy earlier this year when i became the third person in a bisexual couple's relationship. However my living fantasy became a nightmare.

What happened?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-20 11:09am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I fufilled my number one fantasy earlier this year when i became the third person in a bisexual couple's relationship. However my living fantasy became a nightmare.
What happened?

Emotional attatchments in a purely sexual relationship cause friction, in other words his wife didn't approve of mine and Gary's sessions without her.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-21 01:38am

Cal Wright wrote:LoL!

Btw, who's the Avatar? *stares* Looks like I'm about to go have another fantasy. Maybe this one will be about tit fucking...

Does the name Monica Bellucci ring a bell?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-12-21 03:02am

Zaia wrote:
Cal Wright wrote:LoL!

Btw, who's the Avatar? *stares* Looks like I'm about to go have another fantasy. Maybe this one will be about tit fucking...
Does the name Monica Bellucci ring a bell?

Ah yes! That's it. Now I know where I've seen her before. She has lesbian relations in my fantasies. You two look *great* together.

Yes folks. This one is still going.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-21 03:16am

Ah, Monica Bellucci.

Say, anyone seen Irréversible?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-12-21 03:46am

Lord Pounder wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I fufilled my number one fantasy earlier this year when i became the third person in a bisexual couple's relationship. However my living fantasy became a nightmare.
What happened?
Emotional attatchments in a purely sexual relationship cause friction, in other words his wife didn't approve of mine and Gary's sessions without her.

In other words you're stuck in a "threesome commitment", where you cannot bang Gary unless it's threesome with his wife.

Man, be careful with what you wish....

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-21 05:44am

XaLEv wrote:Ah, Monica Bellucci.

Say, anyone seen Irréversible?

I primarly remember Monica Bellucci from her role as Persephone in Matrix: Reloaded.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-21 09:28am

Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*

Oh rly?
No, the thought hadn't occured to me, until now... *sigh* more fuel for the fire that is my sex-starved body.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-21 10:20am

I've only ever fantasised about members who's pics i've actually saw and who i'm sure wouldn't mind. Einy is one.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-21 10:43pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I fufilled my number one fantasy earlier this year when i became the third person in a bisexual couple's relationship. However my living fantasy became a nightmare.

My best friend was in the same situation and had the same end result. Her bisexual chick friend invited her (my best friend) to be the third with her and her husband, and my best friend and her friend's husband ended up getting too close emotionally and the friend got jealous and stopped the whole thing because she felt left out. That was two years ago, and they're all friends again now, but for a long, long time it was very ugly.

Cal Wright: LOL, way to use that imagination of yours.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-12-22 02:06am

Eww. I'd never participate in any threesome or the like. Seems to cause waaay too many problems.

p,s. Zaia: Yeah, I knew you liked how I use my imagination...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-22 03:19pm

Zaia wrote:
Cal Wright wrote:LoL!

Btw, who's the Avatar? *stares* Looks like I'm about to go have another fantasy. Maybe this one will be about tit fucking...
Does the name Monica Bellucci ring a bell?

I would never have guessed. She actually looks better in that avatar than she does in the Matrix films. Isn't she also a fitness model? *drools*

Also, I'd be up for trying a threesome, but (standard guy caveat) only if it were FMF, with the two women already being particularly close and me acting the part of community sex toy. Hey, I'm qualified! They might have strap-ons, but mine's a built-in, baby, yeah!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-23 12:56am

XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
Does that dream I had about IB count?

Had another dream earlier.

I wonder if your clitoris tastes as good as Dream-Zaia's.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-23 01:17am

XaLEv wrote:Had another dream earlier.

I wonder if your clitoris tastes as good as Dream-Zaia's.

But XaLEv...I only have five piercings, and they're all in my ears. I know you didn't actually dream of me; I don't have enough holes for you.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-23 01:35am

Zaia wrote:But XaLEv...I only have five piercings, and they're all in my ears. I know you didn't actually dream of me; I don't have enough holes for you.

And that's just about all I have to say about that...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-23 02:02am

Lately I've been having a fantasy of a certain some one laying under the christmas tree with nothing on but a few strategically placed ribbons.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-12-23 02:06am

Stormbringer wrote:Lately I've been having a fantasy of a certain some one laying under the christmas tree with nothing on but a few strategically placed ribbons.

Einy?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-23 02:07am

Alex Moon wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Lately I've been having a fantasy of a certain some one laying under the christmas tree with nothing on but a few strategically placed ribbons.
Einy?

No.