So if SD.net were a village...

[Connor MacLeod]

If this idea hasn't already been suggested:

I believe the official religion would be porn, and that the churches of the village would be replaced with porn stores.

You may proceed to corrupt the thread further as you see fit from this comment onwards

I think the official religion would be ass sex myself, though.

Well, sexuality of any kind. There would be different forms of sex just as there are different religions. Ass sex would *probably* be one of the more dominant ones

Porn however, is still perfectly viable as religious material for the uhm.. sacraments... and rituals.

[Coyote]

HAB would sponser the only NASCAR Tank Racing team in the world.

[Drewcifer]

HAB would sponser the only NASCAR Tank Racing team in the world.

Sunday! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!

[Sea Skimmer]

*millions of Gnomes take to the streets of Essdeedahtnetville in peaceful marches singing "Freedom" protected from any rascist attacks by the Essdeedahtnetville Police Department staffed by the SuperMods who are, naturally, open and fair minded and above blatent rascist and prejudicial Gnome attacks*

As the SS-Liebstandarte Sheppard division works it way in from the front with rifle butts and the tracks of Beowulf's Abrams division smash in from behind The Elite Guard of the Great leader appears on surrounding rooftops and begins to thin out the center with ceramic destroying acid sprays.

Little did the foolish Gnomes realize that they where not a race but rather a separate species.

[Gandalf]

*millions of Gnomes take to the streets of Essdeedahtnetville in peaceful marches singing "Freedom" protected from any rascist attacks by the Essdeedahtnetville Police Department staffed by the SuperMods who are, naturally, open and fair minded and above blatent rascist and prejudicial Gnome attacks*

*Keeps finger over Doomsday Machine activation button, in case things go sour*

[Captain Cyran]

*Eats popcorn and watches the HAB take care of his gnome problem.*

[Sebastin]

*millions of Gnomes take to the streets of Essdeedahtnetville in peaceful marches singing "Freedom" protected from any rascist attacks by the Essdeedahtnetville Police Department staffed by the SuperMods who are, naturally, open and fair minded and above blatent rascist and prejudicial Gnome attacks*

As the SS-Liebstandarte Sheppard division works it way in from the front with rifle butts and the tracks of Beowulf's Abrams division smash in from behind The Elite Guard of the Great leader appears on surrounding rooftops and begins to thin out the center with ceramic destroying acid sprays.

Little did the foolish Gnomes realize that they where not a race but rather a separate species.

English translation of german word lieb: adj. dear, darling; beloved, liked very much; affectionate, loving.

I´m wondering, what would be the effect on SS-Liebstandarte Sheppard´s troop morale if informad that "Liebstandarte" roughly translates as "Troop which is nice, affectionate towards everyone; would hurt noone" , and that germans would associate the word with girl-scout troops who like flowers and puppys?

[RogueIce]

I´m wondering, what would be the effect on SS-Liebstandarte Sheppard´s troop morale if informad that "Liebstandarte" roughly translates as "Troop which is nice, affectionate towards everyone; would hurt noone" , and that germans would associate the word with girl-scout troops who like flowers and puppys?

LOL

You, I like.

*watches as the HAB's futile attacks are thwarted by the Police and their members rounded up and arrested for blatent hate crimes*

[Connor MacLeod]

Can we keep this thread on porn and sex, where it belongs?

[Coyote]

I think it is supposed to be Leibstandarte, the personal honor guard....

But I like the idea of the Love Guard better.

My loyal troopettes Kelly, Zaia, Innerbrat, and others of the feminine gender who wish to join me in my Love Bunker will be practicing in-the-dark target acquisition, fingertip and tongue recon, probing of bush territory, and of course, artillery firng techniques.

And remember, the best thing about a woman in uniform is that she is, potentially, woman out of uniform.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

*Eats popcorn and watches the HAB take care of his gnome problem.*

So, how shal lwe get rid of them? Execution? (Shot by gnome) Imprisonment? (Shot again) Forced into ghetto? (Shot again) Put them in a clean planned community? (Told "That's better) Call it a gneighborhood? (Shot again)

[Mark S]

Wong Square?

That's where all the hookers are right? Or did Disney come in and clean the damn place up?

[Captain Cyran]

Wong Square?

That's where all the hookers are right? Or did Disney come in and clean the damn place up?

*One hadoken later* Disney? What Disney?

[Coyote]

*Eats popcorn and watches the HAB take care of his gnome problem.*

So, how shal lwe get rid of them? Execution? (Shot by gnome) Imprisonment? (Shot again) Forced into ghetto? (Shot again) Put them in a clean planned community? (Told "That's better) Call it a gneighborhood? (Shot again)

Maybe we could put them in the zoo, next to the gnus.

[Gandalf]

*Eats popcorn and watches the HAB take care of his gnome problem.*

So, how shal lwe get rid of them? Execution? (Shot by gnome) Imprisonment? (Shot again) Forced into ghetto? (Shot again) Put them in a clean planned community? (Told "That's better) Call it a gneighborhood? (Shot again)

Maybe we could put them in the zoo, next to the gnus.

Now that's just gnuts.

[StarshipTitanic]

I say we go conquer French Guiana. The SS Normandie will immediately begin loading troops (No one's getting their grubby hands on it to convert it. NO LIFE RAFTS!).

[Typhonis 1]

*as the gnomes move forward hundreds of Oneil clones move at them the Oneil effect takes place rendering them into harmless lawn ornaments*

[StarshipTitanic]

In their inanimate state you can put them in the holds.

[Gandalf]

In their inanimate state you can put them in the holds.

Or shatter them.

[Stuart Mackey]

So long as you all realise that I run all the museums..even the millitary ones. Why? cause I am the only one here who knows how to do it, due to me working in a Museum.

[Peregrin Toker]

Can I be the town's Resident Reclusive Weirdo?

Only if you capture the Tasty Lobster.

I see....

[StarshipTitanic]

In their inanimate state you can put them in the holds.

Or shatter them.

You're sweeping the holds!

[Gandalf]

In their inanimate state you can put them in the holds.

Or shatter them.

You're sweeping the holds!

I can do that, or I can use a vacuum cleaner.

[Xenophobe3691]

::Sells tickets to his orbital hotels/hydroponics stations...::