Some bad shit happened today...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-12 01:13am

Well, I used to work in the hospitality industry as a laundryman. Christ,
I was glad for the gloves they gave us as we'd be pulling down sheets
full of CUM STAINS or god-knows-what out of the damn laundry chute
and then stuffing them into the washing machines....

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-12 01:14am

Well, I used to work in the hospitality industry as a laundryman. Christ,
I was glad for the gloves they gave us as we'd be pulling down sheets
full of CUM STAINS or god-knows-what out of the damn laundry chute
and then stuffing them into the washing machines....

Cum stains?? well, I'm not surprised.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2003-01-12 01:18am

I always it would be funny to take a shit in the sink or urinal just for the response it would cause by people. Ofcourse the water fountain would be halarious too, cause you could wait around and watch the responses and not seem wierd.

What causes MAXIMUM MAYHEM is an evil trick called the UPPER DECK. You go to someone's house who you don't like or want to play a trick on, and you SHIT IN THEIR TOILET TANK and put the lid back on. In a few days it starts to reek really bad and they won't figure out where the smell is coming from..

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-12 04:04am

Falkenhorst wrote:
I always it would be funny to take a shit in the sink or urinal just for the response it would cause by people. Ofcourse the water fountain would be halarious too, cause you could wait around and watch the responses and not seem wierd.
What causes MAXIMUM MAYHEM is an evil trick called the UPPER DECK. You go to someone's house who you don't like or want to play a trick on, and you SHIT IN THEIR TOILET TANK and put the lid back on. In a few days it starts to reek really bad and they won't figure out where the smell is coming from..

ACK !!! The Upper Deck.......now thats EVIL......I must add it to my revenge deck.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-12 04:11am

Falkenhorst wrote:
I always it would be funny to take a shit in the sink or urinal just for the response it would cause by people. Ofcourse the water fountain would be halarious too, cause you could wait around and watch the responses and not seem wierd.
What causes MAXIMUM MAYHEM is an evil trick called the UPPER DECK. You go to someone's house who you don't like or want to play a trick on, and you SHIT IN THEIR TOILET TANK and put the lid back on. In a few days it starts to reek really bad and they won't figure out where the smell is coming from..

One of the sickest but at the same time most evil forms of revenge I've ever seen---first time hearing it now. Wow.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-12 04:55am

It happened to me a week ago, some tourist got extreamly creative (WROTE WITH IT), after getting it all over the floor, toilet sides etc.

Solution:

Industrial Grade Comet Tile Cleaner

Lots of water
Several janitor's towels, Mop, and three plastic bags.

After cleaning up the mess with the towels peliminary wet mop with the towels, I red bagged the towels, dumped more water and bleach down on the floor. Finished with a mop, and lots of atomizer in the air.

--edit--
we HOPE it's a touron

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-12 05:00am

Just don't dump 5 pounds of Dry Ice into the tank.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-12 10:04am

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Hall/1422/AntiToilet.htm

A website dedicated to destroying toilets... LOL

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2003-01-12 01:31pm

another evil thing to do, but it only works in winter...

You get a pie pan full of pig shit and leave it outside so it freezes, and then you put it under the seat in someone's car before they go for a long drive. After awhile the pig shit will melt and start to stink REALLY BAD and once again, they'll be hard pressed to figure out where it's coming from, and probably spill some of it when they do find it.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-12 03:13pm

THis is why i never shit in public toilets. Even when i was in school i'd have walked out and came home rather then use public toilets. Now i have ass muscles with the strength of steel and can hold it for near a day.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-12 03:14pm

Darth Pounder wrote:THis is why i never shit in public toilets. Even when i was in school i'd have walked out and came home rather then use public toilets. Now i have ass muscles with the strength of steel and can hold it for near a day.

I did not need to know that.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-12 03:19pm

Darth Pounder wrote:THis is why i never shit in public toilets. Even when i was in school i'd have walked out and came home rather then use public toilets. Now i have ass muscles with the strength of steel and can hold it for near a day.

ROFL! Why did Goatsce.cx flash in my mind when I read that...

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-12 06:16pm

Hm not even close, but this kinda reminds me that time I spent 3 days on the beach. The day before I took one of those pills that kinda relax your intestines and you don't feel the need to crap, but the last day I had to go running to one of those makeshift latrines (basically a toilet with no plumbing, 4 sheets of triplay wood and a boy outside with buckets of water) and I was there like for 15 minutes, I filled the bowl completely.

When I paid the boy and walked away all I could hear was the exclamations like "holy motherfucking mother of god what is that crap!" from the boy and the other customers. But hey, I paid for crapping so I don't care.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-12 06:36pm

I work at a huge Chapters bookstore. We have had some crazy stuff happen but surprisingly we have only had one actual "shit smearing on the wall" incident and it was in the Womans washroom surprisingly.

However there was one time I just went into the washroom to take a piss and some other guy comes in after me and heads into the stall. A few seconds later I hear a couple of huge farts and some grunting and then large spew of diarreah. The guy then started constantly making these sickly heaving sounds and continued to fart and blast his shit into the can.

Needless to say it was fucking hillarious and I almost got caught standing there laughing my ass off when someone else came in. Surprisingly and thankfully the guy managed to contain his nastyness to the can and didn't get it all over the place.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-12 09:52pm

I believe we should get rid of public restrooms in major outlet stores. It will free up space, and spare janitors the horror of cleaning up shit some moron left all over the place. If these people need to go to the bathroom, they should shit up and deface their own bathroom.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-01-12 10:49pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just don't dump 5 pounds of Dry Ice into the tank.

Jesus on a Pogo Stick!!! Someone did that!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Damn, bet that looked like something right out of a horror flick.........

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-12 11:44pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I always it would be funny to take a shit in the sink or urinal just for the response it would cause by people. Ofcourse the water fountain would be halarious too, cause you could wait around and watch the responses and not seem wierd.

I think that might qualify as the oddest take on humor but then again with the company here it isn't too far from par for the course I spose'.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-13 12:44am

I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh at some of these stories.

You people are hilarious.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-13 01:00am

When I was working at a movie theater, someone did that to the men's room stall. I was lucky because I was working concession that night. I pity the poor girl who was working door and had to go clean it up.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-13 02:31am

Falkenhorst wrote:What causes MAXIMUM MAYHEM is an evil trick called the UPPER DECK. You go to someone's house who you don't like or want to play a trick on, and you SHIT IN THEIR TOILET TANK and put the lid back on. In a few days it starts to reek really bad and they won't figure out where the smell is coming from..

On a similar note, but less evil, I was once in a bad mood after a disagreement with my parents and noticed the bottle of yellow food coloring in our kitchen cabinet. An idea crept into my mind...

I put about 3-4 drops into the toilet tank, and walked away. A few hours later, my father goes in there. He comes to me afterward, and asks "Did you piss in the tank?" (The worst part about being an only child...) I practically laughed my ass off, then told him that I put a little food coloring in. Both of us had a good chuckle.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-13 02:41am

Sokar wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just don't dump 5 pounds of Dry Ice into the tank.
Jesus on a Pogo Stick!!! Someone did that!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Damn, bet that looked like something right out of a horror flick.........

Before or after the Rapid freeze of the water, caused the Porciline to burst, leaving smoking shattered toilet all over the place.

And for the Record, We were drunk college students, the Statue of Limitations is very much up, and we only did it to Five toilets.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-13 02:52am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Hall/1422/AntiToilet.htm

A website dedicated to destroying toilets... LOL

The guy who designed that thing should be shot. The text colors mixed with that background... Gah.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-13 03:12am

Corvallis, OR.
A Portland woman had complained to the water department after her water bill increased 150% for no apparent reason. Investigators soon discovered there WAS a reason. While the woman was at work during the day, her cat would repeatedly flush the toilet while she was gone. After locking the cat out of the bathroom during the day, the woman's water bill returned to normal.

I love this. Kitty see, kitty do

EDIT: This is the site it came from:
http://home.att.net/~toyletbowlbbs/toilets.htm

Seattle, WA.
Toilets, sinks and urinals at the King County Courthouse exploded after a workman accidentally connected a high pressure air compressor to the plumbing system. Men and women in soaked business suits ran out of restrooms after toilet bowls erupted and wall urinals shot water clear across the bathrooms.

Schererville, IN.
An intoxicated man angered by a slow-flushing toilet at a restaurant, shot it to pieces with his semiautomatic handgun after a night of St. Patrick's Day reveling.

Newark, NJ.
Eugene Trowbridge of Newark, NJ, was blown off his toilet when a city sewer crew turned on a high-pressure sewer-cleaning hose in the main outside his house.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-14 02:52am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Before or after the Rapid freeze of the water, caused the Porciline to burst, leaving smoking shattered toilet all over the place.

And for the Record, We were drunk college students, the Statue of Limitations is very much up, and we only did it to Five toilets.

hahah, did you flush any of it?

I imagine that would create a hell of a problem for the plumbing.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-14 05:46am

Actually, that's what we nerds did to the Gym complex water system after some annoying mean spirited pranks by the Jocks.....