Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-17 11:06pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.

It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.

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Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-17 11:08pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:Being woken up by a horny GF is the best way, you'll be wide awake in no time at all.
Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.

Man, you musta been dead, you didn't even reciprocate. Was it snuggles?

aerius wrote:It's nice to have sex as soon as I wake up but it sucks that I have to hurry things since I usually need to take a big piss when I wake up. I've woken up to blowjobs, sex, and having breasts in my face, and while that's all enjoyable and everything, I still like snuggles best.

Nobody eversaid that they weren't snuggles' tits/mouth/pussy that woke you up.

Hmm, the only way I'll be actually awake within 30mins of me waking up is sex/blowjob, otherwise I'm really dead to the world, even though I'll be dressed and eating breakfast.[/quote]

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-17 11:10pm

I had one GF whose favorite way to wake me up was cutting off my air flow (she'd kiss me and pinch my nose shut).

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-17 11:13pm

IG-88E wrote:I had one GF whose favorite way to wake me up was cutting off my air flow (she'd kiss me and pinch my nose shut).

Thats...interesting...she have a fetish for asphixiation?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-17 11:14pm

Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I had one GF whose favorite way to wake me up was cutting off my air flow (she'd kiss me and pinch my nose shut).
Thats...interesting...she have a fetish for asphixiation?

No, she just liked taking advantage of the adrenalin rush it would give me.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-17 11:18pm

Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:Not always, I once slept though a blowjob and didn't wake up until I ejaculated, and right after that I dropped off to sleep again. In my defense it was 1st year university and I was really partied the night before.
Man, you musta been dead, you didn't even reciprocate. Was it snuggles?

Nope, not her. This was one of the many sexual escapades I had while living in a co-ed dorm in university. A lot of interesting things happened there, and the room furniture was sullied on a regular basis.

Ted wrote:Nobody eversaid that they weren't snuggles' tits/mouth/pussy that woke you up.

Snuggles, as in squeezing up with and cuddling, not Snuggles as in my GF's nickname. And yes I have woken up to her doing some fun things to me, and the same goes for her too.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-17 11:19pm

IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:Thats...interesting...she have a fetish for asphixiation?
No, she just liked taking advantage of the adrenalin rush it would give me.

You have an asphixiation fetish then?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-17 11:22pm

Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
No, she just liked taking advantage of the adrenalin rush it would give me.
You have an asphixiation fetish then?

No! There is no fetish involved. Having your air flow cut off like that gives you a natural adrenalin rush, since you're not getting the O2 you need. And that gives you pleanty of energy.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-17 11:23pm

Since I have no exciting sexual adventures to speak of(or any sexual adventures at all, actually, being slightly under the legal age for just about anything) I'll have to stick with 'not being woken up at all'.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-17 11:26pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Since I have no exciting sexual adventures to speak of(or any sexual adventures at all, actually, being slightly under the legal age for just about anything) I'll have to stick with 'not being woken up at all'.

There's quite a bit to be said for not being woken up until you're damn good and ready.

That being said, the best wake up I ever got was my girlfriend at the time coming back into the bedroom from the shower, dropping her bathrobe, and climbing back into bed. The results were predictable.

EDIT: YOU'RE! The contraction for "you are" is YOU'RE! ARGH!!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-18 12:06am

There's quite a bit to be said for not being woken up until your damn good and ready.

Damn straight. I usually wake up and then lie in bed for a half-hour seeing if I can force myself to go back to sleep.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-18 12:16am

The best way: Any day where I wake up, it's not after 10AM, and I'm not tired, hungry, thirsty, sore, and with bad breath. After I wake up, I want to lay down for a few more minutes, to see if I won't be as tired.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-01-18 12:17am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Blowjob in the morning. And she didn't leave a mess...
Want to show a man you like him; then spit. Show him you love him; swallow instead. To show him you're really a pro; gargle.

She did the swallow bit. And I don't think it was love, just infatuation or something.
Of course, I ask myself *why* I got rid of someone who swallows...

*smack*

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-01-18 02:04am

I absolutely love waking up at about 2am, glancing over at my alarm clock, realizing I have another 4 hours to sleep, then going back to sleep.

Anyone ever notice that you feel much more rested if you wake yourself up than if its an alarm clock or something?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-18 02:09am

Howedar wrote:I absolutely love waking up at about 2am, glancing over at my alarm clock, realizing I have another 4 hours to sleep, then going back to sleep.

Anyone ever notice that you feel much more rested if you wake yourself up than if its an alarm clock or something?

Yeah, Ive notice that. Ive also noticed I get a better sleep when I dont have to be anywhere first thing in the morning even if I dont sleep in. Something about getting up and going right away must make me unrestful.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-18 05:30am

Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:Thats...interesting...she have a fetish for asphixiation?
No, she just liked taking advantage of the adrenalin rush it would give me.
You have an asphixiation fetish then?

Do *YOU* have an asphyxiation fetish?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-18 05:40am

Warm, Kitten and Dog, Sleeping on me, very, very warm.
Listen to that rain against the windows, listen to the rain against the wood. The smell of the old stove, mmm tea in BED!

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InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-18 07:14am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote: No, she just liked taking advantage of the adrenalin rush it would give me.
You have an asphixiation fetish then?
Do *YOU* have an asphyxiation fetish?

No, he has an everything fetish.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-18 07:17am

innerbrat wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote: You have an asphixiation fetish then?
Do *YOU* have an asphyxiation fetish?
No, he has an everything fetish.

I'm sure I can easily prove that wrong if I ask him if he has a my-dick-in-his-ass fetish!

I am a bad, naughty little man

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-18 07:36am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: I am a bad, naughty little man

Yes, we all knew that already.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-18 09:19am

Einy. Redundent?

You're losing your touch man.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-01-18 12:50pm

I love it when my partner wakes me up with a lick in just the right place

I also love waking him up with a lick or 20 or 30 in that right place.

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2003-01-18 01:06pm

aerius wrote:Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.

That is nice.

Though my g/f has woken me up a few times by having sex with me... that was great.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-18 01:06pm

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Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2003-01-18 01:07pm

BrYaN19kc wrote:I love it when my partner wakes me up with a lick in just the right place

I also love waking him up with a lick or 20 or 30 in that right place.

I've woken my g/f up by doing that quite a few times...

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