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Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-01-19 10:15pm

The Dark wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:It's a couple of inches. Not sure how much. I prefer my hair short. Easier to take care of. However, It's never going to be as short as I normally like it anymore. I noticed at christmas how much I look like my eldest sister. I do NOT want to look like her. She's the crazy one.
Coming from you, that's rather amusing. Probably accurate, but still amusing.

How do you mean?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-19 10:16pm

Almost three inches. I don't look good with very short hair so I avoid getting a hair cut for as long as I can.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 10:17pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Speaking of military, the frontlines seem to be in full retreat

Actually, the most recent research on male hair loss indicates that it's usually caused by an excess of testosterone in the body. So I don't see it as anything to be ashamed of

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-19 10:19pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
The Dark wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:It's a couple of inches. Not sure how much. I prefer my hair short. Easier to take care of. However, It's never going to be as short as I normally like it anymore. I noticed at christmas how much I look like my eldest sister. I do NOT want to look like her. She's the crazy one.
Coming from you, that's rather amusing. Probably accurate, but still amusing.
How do you mean?

Well, unless you mean literally crazy, you're not exactly normal. Neither is anyone else, though, so you're in good company.

(We just debated this in a Phi Sigma Tau meeting...everyone's probably slightly neurotic under the psychological definition, but it generally doesn't affect life too much).

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-01-19 10:20pm

Currently *pulls out a hair to measure* ~2.66 inches.

Normally about 1/2" on top and 1/4 on the sides. (I'm always told I look like McVeigh *grumble*)

Currently I think I'll try to let it grow out a bit, but that means using gel, and I hate putting anything in my hair.... That stuff just feels grody... But then again the usual afro I develop around 3" is more annoying...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-19 10:25pm

My rule is my hair has to reach my eyes, any shorter than that and it starts sticking up all over the place and gets unmanageable. I would get a buzzcut but I look like a fucking dork when my hair's that short. When my hair starts flopping in my face and blinding me then it's time to get it trimmed back to eye level, this usually happens 3 times a year or so.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-19 10:26pm

Actually, the most recent research on male hair loss indicates that it's usually caused by an excess of testosterone in the body. So I don't see it as anything to be ashamed of

Ah, perhaps, but once the enemy crosses this line, you will cease to be Mike Wong.

Who will you become...?

George Castanza.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-19 10:30pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Speaking of military, the frontlines seem to be in full retreat
Actually, the most recent research on male hair loss indicates that it's usually caused by an excess of testosterone in the body. So I don't see it as anything to be ashamed of

That also causes your balls to shrink...

Biddybot · Post by **Biddybot** » 2003-01-19 10:31pm

Down to the small of my back behind, bangs at eyebrow length in front. Very basic style and the long part's easy to roll up into a little bun for work.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-19 10:31pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Down to my shoulders and growing. MAN long-haired guys are HOT!

Hmmm, mine's collar length and growing.....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 10:34pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Speaking of military, the frontlines seem to be in full retreat
Actually, the most recent research on male hair loss indicates that it's usually caused by an excess of testosterone in the body. So I don't see it as anything to be ashamed of
That also causes your balls to shrink...

Not when it's natural. You're talking about steroids.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 10:36pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Ah, perhaps, but once the enemy crosses this line, you will cease to be Mike Wong.

Who will you become...?

George Castanza.

I doubt that I will suddenly become short, fat, and pale. You're just jealous of me and everybody else who gets laid on a regular basis.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-19 10:37pm

It usually goes down to my neck, and I get it cut every couple of months. It tends to grow out, covering the ears. But I like it like that, since really hort hair makes my ears look big.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-19 10:38pm

My hair grows so damn fast that I have to cut it to damn near a buzz whenever I go to the barber's. Else I'd be back in the salon every 3 weeks.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-19 10:46pm

I doubt that I will suddenly become short, fat, and pale. You're just jealous of me and everybody else who gets laid on a regular basis.

You'll die before me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 10:50pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
I doubt that I will suddenly become short, fat, and pale. You're just jealous of me and everybody else who gets laid on a regular basis.
You'll die before me.

I'll have more fun getting there, and the way you're going, you might not live as long as you think.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-19 10:55pm

I'll have more fun getting there, and the way you're going, you might not live as long as you think.

You didn't get laid when you were my age, either.

BTW, watch the thinly veiled threats. The IAO is always watching!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 11:11pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
I'll have more fun getting there, and the way you're going, you might not live as long as you think.
You didn't get laid when you were my age, either.

Oh yes, I forgot just how wet behind the ears you are.

BTW, watch the thinly veiled threats. The IAO is always watching!

It wasn't veiled at all. And the IAO can kiss my ass.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-19 11:17pm

Shoulder-length & layered, so some of it's a few inches shorter than shoulder-length.

Aerius, LOVE the Tori av!!!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-19 11:19pm

Oh yes, I forgot just how wet behind the ears you are.

-runs hand through full head of hair-

It wasn't veiled at all. And the IAO can kiss my ass.

A socially outspoken, middle-class Asian man with dangerously bold ideas? I think I can hear them making reservations for Camp X-Ray even now.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-19 11:22pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
Oh yes, I forgot just how wet behind the ears you are.
-runs hand through full head of hair-

A change of pace from where you normally jerk your hand, I'm sure.

It wasn't veiled at all. And the IAO can kiss my ass.
A socially outspoken, middle-class Asian man with dangerously bold ideas? I think I can hear them making reservations for Camp X-Ray even now.

Too bad they have no jurisdiction outside the United States. They're your problem, not mine. Enjoy their loving ministrations.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-19 11:25pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Ah, perhaps, but once the enemy crosses this line, you will cease to be Mike Wong.

Who will you become...?

George Castanza.
I doubt that I will suddenly become short, fat, and pale. You're just jealous of me and everybody else who gets laid on a regular basis.

Well even though this comment isn't directed at me. YES I AM!

Ahh good feels so liberating.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-19 11:44pm

A change of pace from where you normally jerk your hand, I'm sure.

Not a damn thing wrong with that.

Too bad they have no jurisdiction outside the United States. They're your problem, not mine. Enjoy their loving ministrations.

Canada is just America Jr. Admit it. Even Homer Simpson knows it.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2003-01-19 11:50pm

Well...I generally get it cut down so I can just comb it, whatever it may be at the time. It makes me look normal; If I grow it out to my current length (Maybe a smidge shorter), I look a lot like a hobbit to any set of male eyes. However, to female eyes it seems to appear to be 18th-19th century style. Because it's a lot of fun to look like both a hobbit and a victorian-looking guy, I generally keep it at my current length. I can't really give an accurate number because my hair it freaking curly! It was worse when I was younger, but it's still pretty damn bad. When I was young I was thought to have the white-guy afro.

Currently, I delcare that my hair steals and devours newborns, then makes DivX players from them (See Penny Arcade Comic: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=1999-01-15

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-01-20 12:03am

Mr. Wong don't ban Hemlock, he apears to be going through Caffine withdrawl or some such. I refer to a thread in the BoTM. If you must chastise him but give him time and don't ban him please.

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