Aus vs England in soccer/football/fuck it

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I think some people need to read my 'old enemy thread' :D hehe
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3-1? Ha ha ha ha ha.
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:
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And who broke away from England? Yo. :D

11) Produce Barbra Striesand - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!


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By the way I think you missed a perfectly good rant based on the rock music genre. There are a lot more great/good bands from the UK than there are from the USA.
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LOL! I wasnt have a serious dig, in all honesty I quite like America and American people though there are a few things that annoy me. Then again I suppose theres something someone doesnt about every nation. I thought I'd write this before it sparked some sort of flamewar as I have no intention of doing so. But England is clearly superior!
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I've just read this thread, and I would like to say to the GUO, and all other English men:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
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3-1 ! 3-1 !!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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2000AD, not being rude but why does it look like ur avatar pic is trying to compinsate for something?

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*just realised that Northern Ireland where beat too and decides to keep his head down*
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2000AD wrote:3-1 ! 3-1 !!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
It sucks. I mean, ok, the Aussies have a fantastic rugby team, and our cricket teams shite... but football? We should have walked it!

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CmdrSweevo, were simply luring them into a false sense of security...we're making them like France. They'll get such a big ego over it that next time they play they'll loose terribly! :P
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Don't worry all you Englanders still have Darts and Snooker to fall back on now.
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Lets see...

Rugby - ours
Cricket - ours
Rugby League - ours
Tennis - ours

And now we've beaten you in soccer. Suck it down.
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Are there any Aussie Darts or Snooker Players?
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

this this fixes ALL the damage done by the spaniards beating us.
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Ah yes, but unlike you Aussies, we are REAL MEN! :twisted:
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:Ah yes, but unlike you Aussies, we are REAL MEN! :twisted:
real men?

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Do we say anything about John Howard? No! Leave it be, some pics are better left unseen (like Two Weeks Notice - god that was shite and cliche)
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hmm...

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:shock: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Now that was just evil! :evil:
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I'm not sure if America has a soccer team, and, if they do, they probably were beaten, but I really don't care because BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS!
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Don't worry all you Englanders still have Darts and Snooker to fall back on now.
err.. didn't an australian win last years Embassy World Darts Championships?!?
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HemlockGrey wrote:I'm not sure if America has a soccer team, and, if they do, they probably were beaten, but I really don't care because BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS!
Hmmm, I'll have to check the stats on US vs Aus Basketball encounters.

I know that we've won the majority of the baseball encounters (including the world cup)...
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HemlockGrey wrote:I'm not sure if America has a soccer team, and, if they do, they probably were beaten, but I really don't care because BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS!
England 5
Germany 1

America 0
Germany 1
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I'm not sure if America has a soccer team, and, if they do, they probably were beaten, but I really don't care because BASKETBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS!
England 5
Germany 1

America 0
Germany 1
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brazil 1
germany 2
italy 3
argentina 4
england 5

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