Your best, err, oragasm...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-13 01:33am

I love you mike.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-13 01:33am

Einy railgunner sez

Back to the subject: My best 'Gasm was a few weeks ago with my BF Dave. Since I'm a bottom, I'll let yall put 2+2 together

When I first joined, and saw Verilon's sig with "never straight, always forward" followed by BOTM, well, you can imagine what I thought.

But on topic, the first time I got fucked. It was a mind-scrambler.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-02-13 01:34am

Captain tycho wrote: Ok, beowulf, you win...

That I do.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 01:45am

Darth Wong wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Beowulf and Captain Tycho's bodies at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
Unfortunately, it is only at that moment that Sn0 looks down and realizes that the enormous recoil of the weapon has embedded its handle in his abdomen. He collapses to the ground, fatally wounded and bleeding profusely.

LOL Party pooper!

*respawns*

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-13 01:55am

The time I was whacking off to some internet porn and blew it about four feet into the air, almost hit my head.

Gee whiz, I remember I hadn't whacked for several days before that thus storing it up, then I took a LONG time watching my porn. BLAM. Drained.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 02:11am

UltraViolence83 wrote:The time I was whacking off to some internet porn and blew it about four feet into the air, almost hit my head. Gee whiz, I remember I hadn't whacked for several days before that thus storing it up, then I took a LONG time watching my porn. BLAM. Drained.

Oh those are phun! See this thread for my adventures in Jacking-Off-To-Internet-Porn Land...

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-13 02:25am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh those are phun! See this thread for my adventures in Jacking-Off-To-Internet-Porn Land...

Too bad you aren't straight man, or at least bi...Aria Giovanni has the most perfect Italian female form I have ever seen in my life. I mean, a fucking statueque goddess. Jenna Jameson looks like a baggy skank compared to her.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-13 03:17am

Beowulf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: Ok, beowulf, you win...
That I do.

[arnold] I'll be back. [/arnold]

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-13 08:39am

Yesterday. Part of my birthday presents.

And there were 3 1/2 of them.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-13 08:46am

What happened to the fourth?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 08:49am

innerbrat wrote:Yesterday. Part of my birthday presents.

And there were 3 1/2 of them.

W00t!! You Go Girl!!!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-13 08:51am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What happened to the fourth?

Actually, it was the third - and we decided we couldn't wait any longer and fucked instead.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-13 08:52am

Ah, I see.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-13 09:19am

My favourite was on the beach, at night, near to Larnaca (Cyprus) with 2 stewardess.

That really shaked the ground...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-13 09:44am

Mine was in a 3-some a had recently. I am good friends with a bisexual fella and his wife one thing led to another all of a sudden i was balls deep in his wife while he fucked my ass. Good fun all round.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 09:58am

Darth Pounder wrote:Mine was in a 3-some a had recently. I am good friends with a bisexual fella and his wife one thing led to another all of a sudden i was balls deep in his wife while he fucked my ass. Good fun all round.

NICE!!! Threesomes are the b0mb!!!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-13 12:40pm

The time I was whacking off to some internet porn and blew it about four feet into the air, almost hit my head.

How come mine never shoots?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-13 12:42pm

Maybe because you're only 13?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-02-13 03:20pm

Let's see; with a certain redhead parked behind a nightclub...

Mmm, mm, good!

I was still hard for after that.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-02-13 03:31pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
The time I was whacking off to some internet porn and blew it about four feet into the air, almost hit my head.
How come mine never shoots?

You gotta be kidding me...lol

My best when watching porn when I was 12-13....they were all very good.

Cyaround,
Jason

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-13 03:35pm

on my ? birthday with the girlfriend i had then. we were drinking all day long and at about 11:30 in the night i was so tired that i went to bed. then maybe an hour later my girlfriend came as well and we decided to fuck. i guess it was due to the enormous amount of alcohol which i had consumed all day long that we fucked for ever. it must have been around 3 hours (maybe it was shorter but looking at in afterwards it seems like 3 hours.) in which a gigantic pressure was built up. wow, that was cool.

i disagree with mike on the quicky thing though. i´ve had several quickies with extremely good results even though i´m not even a real fan of quickies.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-13 03:37pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
The time I was whacking off to some internet porn and blew it about four feet into the air, almost hit my head.
How come mine never shoots?
You gotta be kidding me...lol

My best when watching porn when I was 12-13....they were all very good.

Male development timeframes can vary by quite a few years

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-02-13 03:42pm

Yea I forgot heheh thanks.......it's been two years since my last sex ed class lol.

Cyaround,
Jason

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-13 05:08pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Beowulf and Captain Tycho's bodies at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*
Unfortunately, it is only at that moment that Sn0 looks down and realizes that the enormous recoil of the weapon has embedded its handle in his abdomen. He collapses to the ground, fatally wounded and bleeding profusely.
LOL Party pooper!

*respawns*

Were you okay whenyou made your first post? I got concerned when you only spent two lines describing your best orgasm.

Anyway, my defentinion of a good self-induced orgasm would be having some sexy image in my head, and being able to wack off a lot to it, and with strength.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-13 06:02pm

EmperorMing wrote:Let's see; with a certain redhead parked behind a nightclub...

Not Einhander, by ant chance?