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Who would you rather kill?

Saddam Hussein
3
6%
Osama Bin Laden
28
56%
PETA
15
30%
Darkstar
0
No votes
A fundie
3
6%
Mike_1002 (or whatever the number name was)
1
2%
 
Total votes: 50
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

PETA.
The other people will die in a few decades while PETA is an organization. We must kill it.

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All of them.
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All of them.

Osama and Saddam are threats to world civilization.

PETA is a threat to sanity.

Fundies are a threat to separation of church and state

Darkstar is a threat to everything Star Wars.

Mike 6002 is a threat to everything on the Internet.
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I'd kill Osama, and then hollow out the corpse and use it is as a condom on a sex-starved bull elephant and then sprinkle pictures of it on top of every Middle-Eastern fundie organization.
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Osama Bin Laden, using one of Saddam's arms to beat him to death.
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Osama. He's actually dangerous, and has killed thousands. Besides, it's the only way he's going to die.

Saddam is going to get killed anyway, PETA will fade out from all of the members trying ot stop bears from eating fish, the Christian Right (Isn't that an oxymoron?) is annoying, but not too dangerous, I'd rather see DarkStar die from having to concede his points, and I really don't care about Mike_6002. He'll just make an ass of himself while trying to fit in for the rest of his life.
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At first I was wondering why there wasn't a GWB option. Then I decided that, no, I'd just rather see him out of power than dead. He's just to amusing to kill outright.

So I voted PETA. If they try and stop me from having my steak EVER again...
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I don't think it's LEGAL to say that you want to kill the President, even though for certain people on the board, he's not technically YOUR president. Where is this board hosted?
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Yogi wrote:I don't think it's LEGAL to say that you want to kill the President, even though for certain people on the board, he's not technically YOUR president. Where is this board hosted?
Not legal?

I want to kill George W. Bush...

My current address is:

c/o Pelican Loft Internet Cafe
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Australia.


I'm waiting for the black helicopters now.

*edit* post time +50 minutes. Still no sign of anything. I'm off shift soon. Does ECHELON need my home address?
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Wow, looks like alot of you guys need to join the Anti-PETA League
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Peta. Because everyone needs to be reminded that the circle of life will not be broken in any way shape or form. No matter how much you love your fucking bunnies hopping in the yard.

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Yogi wrote:I don't think it's LEGAL to say that you want to kill the President, even though for certain people on the board, he's not technically YOUR president. Where is this board hosted?
Weemadando's in Australia.

Mike Wong is in Canada.

GWB has no jurisdiction over either one of them.
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weemadando wrote: Not legal?

I want to kill George W. Bush...

My current address is:

c/o Pelican Loft Internet Cafe
35A Elizabeth St
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Your posting that on a webboard is not gonna raise a single eyebrow in the Treasury Department. You have to at least make an effort to sound threatening.
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If you want to be tracked down for threatening Bush, you have to send a message to the White House.

Anyway, I'd avoid killing Osama or the fundies. It'd just make them martyrs. So I'll probably have to go with the PETA.

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Hmm they are all tempting....cant we get them all in one big building and bomb the crap out of it?
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weemadando wrote:
Yogi wrote:I don't think it's LEGAL to say that you want to kill the President, even though for certain people on the board, he's not technically YOUR president. Where is this board hosted?
Not legal?

I want to kill George W. Bush...

My current address is:

c/o Pelican Loft Internet Cafe
35A Elizabeth St
Hobart,
TAS,
7000,
Australia.


I'm waiting for the black helicopters now.

*edit* post time +50 minutes. Still no sign of anything. I'm off shift soon. Does ECHELON need my home address?
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They also examine the "threat" to determine seriousness, likelihood, means, etc. So many people rant about George W. Bush and all that they've seen it before, and one guy's opinion is just another voice in the chorus.

The death has to be poetic. I'd say, capture Osama and keep the fact a secret. Continue with the Iraq war, and whatever other "housecleaning" needs to be done over there in the MidEast regarding Islamic Fundamentalists.

Then, when the War is over, very publicly hold a ceremony for Osama bin Laden saying that were it not for him, none of this would have been possible, best CIA plant ever, etc. Then just drop him off in a mosque somewhere over there and let nature take its course...
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IG-88E wrote:
Yogi wrote:I don't think it's LEGAL to say that you want to kill the President, even though for certain people on the board, he's not technically YOUR president. Where is this board hosted?
Weemadando's in Australia.

Mike Wong is in Canada.

GWB has no jurisdiction over either one of them.
BS, the paranoid bastard would consider it a major threat and start a South Park: BLU style campaign against Canada and Austrailia. Sieg hiel, people.

In any case, I'd blast away any fundie, although I'd like one of a specific two. Dr. Clodfish and Giva, both anti-evolution freaks in the yahoo chats. Darkstar would be nice, but those two are my personal darkstars, having royally pissed me off innumerable times in the past two and a half years.

Osama is a threat, but only one that pops up every couple of years. Saddam is *not* a threat, since everyone knows if he attacks the US, we'll turn Iraq into a parking lot. PETA dies a little bit with every trip to Wendy's I take.

And could someone tell me about this Mike_6002 guy?
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