RIP
I loved him as Khan, and I loved him as Armando Guiterrez in Freakazoid!. He will be sorely missed.
A humorous exchange:
Guitierrez: Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
Freakazoid: That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
Guitierrez: Really?
Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!
Guitierrez: Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?
Freakazoid: That's the Green Lantern!
Guitierrez: Oh, shoot! [throws it down] Then how 'bout some... [picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?
Freakazoid: That's the Wicked Witch!
Guitierrez: Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?
Freakazoid: Well...
[scene switch to Freakazoid in a cage]
Freakazoid: Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell a villain how to trap you in a cage!
Gutierrez: You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
Freakazoid: I know! Dumb!
Guitierrez: So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?
Freakazoid: That, or poo gas.
Guitierrez: You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!
RIP Ricardo Montalban
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Executor32
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
The world shall miss his manly chest of manlyness.
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
That's awful. My uncle went the same way.
I loved him in everything I've seen him in. I might actually have to hunt down some Freakazoid as that quote sounds promising.
I loved him in everything I've seen him in. I might actually have to hunt down some Freakazoid as that quote sounds promising.
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I already did that one.Themightytom wrote:Wait! is it still too late to claim
Riiiiiiiiich Corinthian Leatherrrrr....
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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KhyronTheBackstabber
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
The was one of my favorite Gutierrez bits.
Roddy: At least let the boy go!
Gutierrez: No, I can not.
Roddy: Why?
Gutierrez: Because he tasks me! He tasks me!
Around the moons of Snibia, I chuckle at thee.
Beyond the Corpiant Clouds, I chuckle more at thee.
Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!
Kirk, oh, friend, I...
[fixes tie]
Gutierrez: Oh sorry... Good by.
RIP Señor Montalban
Roddy: At least let the boy go!
Gutierrez: No, I can not.
Roddy: Why?
Gutierrez: Because he tasks me! He tasks me!
Around the moons of Snibia, I chuckle at thee.
Beyond the Corpiant Clouds, I chuckle more at thee.
Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!
Kirk, oh, friend, I...
[fixes tie]
Gutierrez: Oh sorry... Good by.
RIP Señor Montalban
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Invictus ChiKen
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
NO!!!!! KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!
R.I.P. Mr. Montalban
R.I.P. Mr. Montalban
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
SOFT. Soft Corinthian leather.Coyote wrote:I already did that one.Themightytom wrote:Wait! is it still too late to claim
Riiiiiiiiich Corinthian Leatherrrrr....
I'm gonna get my Khan on tonight.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
...and we've already had that one, too.Invictus ChiKen wrote:NO!!!!! KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
I'm another one who liked Ricardo Montalban's role from The Naked Gun. Apart that role and his more well known role as Khan, he was also on a long running TV show alongside that dwarf from The Man With the Golden Gun (who committed suicide many years ago).
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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Kanastrous
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
Fantasy Island. I think Hervé Villechaize was actually a midget.
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A la primera oportunidad, me tomaré un buen tequila a su salud, señor Montalbán. Adiós, y, ¡hasta siempre!
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
For those who were wondering. Me encanta mi fluidez en español.Akkleptos wrote:At the first opportunity, I will drink a good tequila to your health, Mr. Montalbán. Goodbye and farewell.
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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Re: RIP Ricardo Montalban
RIP
fun fact, Chrysler made "Corinthian" leather up.Coyote wrote:May he eternally relax comfortably in a heavenly new Chrysler LeBaron, with rich Corinthian Leather interior.
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