Poll, who would you fuck?

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Who would you fuck?

Halle Berry
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69%
Catherine Zeta Jones
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31%
 
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Berry.
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Coyote wrote:I dream of Halle with the short black hair...

Not that I'd exile Catherine for any reason, of course.
Halley Berry with her X-Men 2 hair.
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Halle. Especially if she had longer hair.
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Eh, I like the older Jones. She's got a sultry seductiveness and one hell of a pair of legs...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:?!??!! You HATE berry??????? :?
After DAD she was a bit much, she was okay for me in Swordfish, but I generally have gone off her and loathe her since DAD. Rosamund Pike should've been the Bond girl.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Jones, but only because Holly Valance isn't there and I hate Berry.
Who's Holly Valance?
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Captain Kruger wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Jones, but only because Holly Valance isn't there and I hate Berry.
Who's Holly Valance?
Australian soap-star cum pop singer. Just Google for her.
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Either. Both. Spread the love people.
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Halle Berry. Both are damn hot but with Catherine I can't help but get weirded out after she had Michael Douglas's children. I've seen her in a lot differnt light.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:*snip*
I was split in the middle over who I'd rather fuck but that pic just pushed me over to Halley Berry's side.
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I have one word for you guys...

"Threesome"

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I second this, although a shot with Catherine would be nice also. :twisted:
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I'd fuck neither.

But I'd sleep with Halle Berry.


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Threesome of course.

Can't limit myself to just one helping now, can I? :twisted: :twisted:
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I'd hit it! Whoops, wrong forum... :wink:

I'd rather sleep with Halle Berry... but either of them would be fine my me!
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Captain Kruger wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Jones, but only because Holly Valance isn't there and I hate Berry.
Who's Holly Valance?
Australian soap-star cum pop singer. Just Google for her.
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*drool* Can I say:Yum? :twisted:
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Fuck C. Z. Jones?

After Michael Douglas?

........no thanks!

...but Halle Berry.....hmmm...anytime, anyplace!!! :twisted:
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Berry. If she had longer hair, though.

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Zeta-Jones.
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Halle Berry? WTF is wrong with you people. Fucking ... yuk. She's nasty. Zeta-Jones thanks.
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halle berry of course. i dont think that long hair could suit her better.
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To be honest neither. I've never liked Berry since the Oscars and Michael Douglases sloppy seconds. I think not.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Jones, but only because Holly Valance isn't there and I hate Berry.
Agreed. She looks like a damn $10 dollar crackwhore.
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