Title for Ted

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-22 04:45pm

Insensitive Prick

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-22 04:48pm

Actually, I think Zaia and Kelly should be allowed to decide given the excessive amount of abuse they've received from him. And I'm not being a kiss-ass, this is really what I think.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-22 05:21pm

Tactless Moron.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-22 05:34pm

I'm with Frank on this one. I like "Canada's Shame."

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-22 05:41pm

that dirty old twat suggestion reminds me of a Carlin bit..

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
Sixty-Nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray, lizard shit, fuck!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-22 05:58pm

Actually, I have another idea.

"Uncle Sam" or, if there's enough room, "Uncle Sam's Biggest Fan."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-22 06:04pm

Zaia wrote:Actually, I have another idea.

"Uncle Sam" or, if there's enough room, "Uncle Sam's Biggest Fan."

Ouch! I felt that one all the way over here!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-22 06:05pm

Zaia wrote:Actually, I have another idea.

"Uncle Sam" or, if there's enough room, "Uncle Sam's Biggest Fan."

that's horribly cruel but decidedly appropriate.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-02-22 06:36pm

"Canadian Bacon"

That would infer that he is from the underside of a pig; that he is full of nothing but fat; he gets fried when he shows up here; and his noises are as little more than unctious grunting.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-22 06:38pm

I still like mine.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-22 06:43pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I still like mine.

It is nice and to the point.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-02-22 06:46pm

Just give him Village Idiot. Giving him some special title, no matter how bad or appropriate, will just be a badge for him to show. It's recognition he shouldn't have.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-22 06:51pm

Mark S wrote:Just give him Village Idiot. Giving him some special title, no matter how bad or appropriate, will just be a badge for him to show. It's recognition he shouldn't have.

That's why I say Unrepentant Asshole. It's not unique but it's still much more demeaning.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-22 06:55pm

He's been here too long for a VI.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-02-22 07:03pm

Stormbringer wrote: That's why I say Unrepentant Asshole. It's not unique but it's still much more demeaning.

Actually, I think it's less demeaning. It has some kind of sonority into it that VI does not. I sincerely believe Laird likes his title.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-22 07:06pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: That's why I say Unrepentant Asshole. It's not unique but it's still much more demeaning.
Actually, I think it's less demeaning. It has some kind of sonority into it that VI does not. I sincerely believe Laird likes his title.

Well, Laird likes it because it's unique and Laird is a fucked up 15 year old.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-22 07:15pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: That's why I say Unrepentant Asshole. It's not unique but it's still much more demeaning.
Actually, I think it's less demeaning. It has some kind of sonority into it that VI does not. I sincerely believe Laird likes his title.
Well, Laird likes it because it's unique and Laird is a fucked up 15 year old.

All the more reason to associate Ted with him.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-22 07:28pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: That's why I say Unrepentant Asshole. It's not unique but it's still much more demeaning.
Actually, I think it's less demeaning. It has some kind of sonority into it that VI does not. I sincerely believe Laird likes his title.
Well, Laird likes it because it's unique and Laird is a fucked up 15 year old.

Laird's just a fucking cockstain, that's all. Fucking Net Rat...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-22 07:39pm

Why wasn't there this much response to this?
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=13487

I feel positively shunned, marginalized, unloved, etcetera, etcetera.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-02-22 08:49pm

How about "Royal Pain in the Ass"?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-23 01:09am

I'm locking this thread until some evidence that Ted has somehow gotten worse than he was before is presented either to me via pm, or in the mod forum. I think enough new titles have been suggested.