Stupidest TV Garbage ever

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-14 10:32pm

I hate friends and their craptacular theme song. Gah, it continues throughout my brain.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-14 10:37pm

Captain Lennox wrote:I hate friends and their craptacular theme song. Gah, it continues throughout my brain.

"I'll be there for you! And you'll be there for me too! [dum deedle de dum dee dum dee dee doo]"

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-14 10:44pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:I hate friends and their craptacular theme song. Gah, it continues throughout my brain.
"I'll be there for you! And you'll be there for me too! [dum deedle de dum dee dum dee dee doo]"

Darth Garden Gnome;
You have been found guilty of crimes against the state of mind of this board. In addition to subliminaly introducing brain damaging materials, you have introduced a state of domestic dis-harmony. Before being drowned in a vat of Kate Mulgrew's sewage, is there anything you have to say in your defence? "Mmmmphphhph" No? Toss him in, fellers!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-14 10:55pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Darth Garden Gnome;
You have been found guilty of crimes against the state of mind of this board. In addition to subliminaly introducing brain damaging materials, you have introduced a state of domestic dis-harmony. Before being drowned in a vat of Kate Mulgrew's sewage, is there anything you have to say in your defence? "Mmmmphphhph" No? Toss him in, fellers!

You'll never take me alive!

*presses button on wrist* MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

*the walls and floor slowly, and ominously begin to open up. A dark haze fills the room, filled by a cold silence. TECHNO!!!! Enormous speakers blaze from the walls, and a disco ball reveals from the ceiling, casting out an array of fairly annoying colors. Pesumably dead bodies suspended on strings drop down and begin dancing to the beat, writhing and seething in awkward patterns. The floor tiles light up and begin flashing various, seizure inducing colors. And finally, the Kool-Aid man breaks through ten FUCKING FEET of solid concrete to yell...*

K-A MAN: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

*the lynching party stops cold, staring dumbly at Kool-Aid man. He slowly begins ot back out of the hole wall*

DGG:Take that you fools! Now ot whisk away into the night.....eh....

*looks around for escape route*

DGG: Ehhh.....Crap....*slunks away*

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-14 10:55pm

Equally stupid.

None of those shows are worth my valuable time.

Heck, they aren't worth my INvaluable time...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-03-14 11:18pm

I hate them all equally except for fear factor which isn't THAT bad, a lot of it is pretty stupid but at least it's better than the rest of em. I haven't watched it in a long while so things may have had changed.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-15 08:47am

I think some of you may start watching Friends they will have a black babe in it

,i guess it means bye bye Jennifer Aniston.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-03-15 10:07am

Superman wrote:Because I HATE "Friends." I am waiting for the day when we see a character that is pimply faced and 100 pounds overweight. When we see that, I will like it.

Sure it'd be realistic, but we got enough stupid reality TV shows already.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-15 01:47pm

Are You Hot? it is nothing but tits, ass, pecks and washed up stars. supidest godamn thing on the planet.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-15 01:52pm

I could be worse fella's. Here in the UK we have a reality TV show called "the salon" and yes you guessed it it's a behind the scenes of an actual hair and beauty salon. What does my napper in over it is that my sister and mother watch it religously and that insult to gay guys every where on it Carlos. He is such a fucking wanker i'd kill him if i met him. The highlight of the show was when the said asshole was getting yelled at and he resorted to "Your only pickin on me because i'm gay" and the manager retorted with "no i'm picking on you because your a wanker"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-15 02:23pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:I hate friends and their craptacular theme song. Gah, it continues throughout my brain.
"I'll be there for you! And you'll be there for me too! [dum deedle de dum dee dum dee dee doo]"

FEEL MY WRATH!!!

von Neufeld · Post by **von Neufeld** » 2003-03-15 03:36pm

I find the fact that I can't vote for Survivor as the worst disturbing.

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