Remember Jack Harkness arse gun?

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Re: Remember Jack Harkness arse gun?

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bilateralrope wrote:
Broomstick wrote:Yeah, guys, if you want to HIDE a cellphone up your ass you might want to turn the ringer down, put it on vibrate, or just have calls go straight to voice mail.
Turning the phone off seems so obvious to us.

Assuming the phone wasn't turned on accidentally while up there.
Remove the battery and store it separately?
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Re: Remember Jack Harkness arse gun?

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Purple wrote:
bilateralrope wrote:
Broomstick wrote:Yeah, guys, if you want to HIDE a cellphone up your ass you might want to turn the ringer down, put it on vibrate, or just have calls go straight to voice mail.
Turning the phone off seems so obvious to us.

Assuming the phone wasn't turned on accidentally while up there.
Remove the battery and store it separately?
You can't remove the battery on an iPhone.
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Re: Remember Jack Harkness arse gun?

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Also would mean you have to shove the battery up your arse as well.
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Re: Remember Jack Harkness arse gun?

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Most modern phones have a flight-mode that turns off all network connections. Much safer.

Of course, the simpler solution is not to shove it up your arse in the first place.
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