What is the weirdest thing you heard about the opposite sex?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-04 11:29pm

verilon wrote:Where tampons go.

You mean they don't go up your nose?!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-04 11:32pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
verilon wrote:Where tampons go.
You mean they don't go up your nose?!

Seriously, though, that's the weirdest thing about girls I heard when I was a kid. Cooties didn't strike me as strange.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-04 11:33pm

I didnt hear much weird stuff about them.

but, I will agree with the insane thing.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-05 12:06am

Drawing a blank here.

I never had that "girls = yuck" stage either. Most of the humans I have considered best friends have been female.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-05 12:12am

Cthulhu-chan wrote:Sorry, Zaia, but your sisters aren't making a good case for you.

By the way, "western civilization" women are the insanerest of the lot.

I'll be sure to respond intelligently to this once I decipher the word "insanerest." Stay tuned for breaking linguistic news...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 12:18am

I think the trog means "most insane", dear.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-05 12:41am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think the trog means "most insane", dear.

I'm sure, but my daddy always told me to "mean what you say and say what you mean," so I'm waiting for a dictionary that contains the word "insanerest" so I can respond adequately.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-05 12:55am

Well I grew with a little sister after a while, and strong male influences. So I guess the strangest thing I have ever heard was that women will respect/appreciate all of that knight in armour stuff that my mom drilled into my head. Most of them give me the "aww thats sweet" and ignore me, or they are offended when I act like that...

Now could someone please explain that to me?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 12:56am

Got me. I'm kind of the same way.

It's like a romantic isn't appreciated these days.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-05 01:00am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well I grew with a little sister after a while, and strong male influences. So I guess the strangest thing I have ever heard was that women will respect/appreciate all of that knight in armour stuff that my mom drilled into my head. Most of them give me the "aww thats sweet" and ignore me, or they are offended when I act like that...

Now could someone please explain that to me?

I sure can't--I LOVE that stuff!! *swoons at the thought*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-05 01:00am

heh, whats really annoying is playing knight in shining armor to a psychopath who got into her situation all by herself, and planned to stay there.

damn, that was bad. heh

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-05 01:01am

I think the most interesting thing I learned about females, is that they can orgasm repeatedly and continue right off again.

I think that's it. I haven't had much of this kind of experience with females.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 01:03am

Shinova wrote:I think the most interesting thing I learned about females, is that they can orgasm repeatedly and continue right off again.

I think that's it. I haven't had much of this kind of experience with females.

Heh, yeah, I thought that was really something when I read about that.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-04-05 01:03am

I've also never felt that girls were yucky. I've always had mostly girls as friends. Being told that friendship with girls was in any way distasteful would be one of the stranger things I've ever heard about them.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-05 01:11am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: It's like a romantic isn't appreciated these days.

Well, I'm fucked.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-05 01:16am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's like a romantic isn't appreciated these days.

How long did it take you to figure that one out?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-05 01:17am

I suppose this is close enough: I found the appearance of vulvas rather strange when I first saw one, around 5 or so.

She said I could look if I promised not to laugh. I promised, she stripped, I laughed.

I feel kinda bad about it now.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 01:32am

Poor girl. All the little boys laughed at her vulva...

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-04-05 01:53am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Poor girl. All the little boys laughed at her vulva...

I always found them entrancing, especially when I discovered the 'magic button'......

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-05 01:55am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Poor girl. All the little boys laughed at her vulva...

That's why we girls have to be particular about the people we unveil our vulvas to.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 01:55am

Hee hee...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-05 02:47am

Straha wrote:What is the weirdest thing you heard about the Opposite Sex

Anything my father ever said about women.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-05 06:04am

I'm still trying to get over the whole pissing thing...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-05 06:20am

ok, more of my rant about being an under appreciated knight errent.

About seven years ago, I put my life, and my job on the line, protecting a young lady I really liked from her abusive, obsessive ex. After this guy had done all these bad things to her, and she had finally gotten the nerve to break away from him, come here to Yosemite, I had helped her, when He had followed her here, the management wouldn't do anything about him, and I stood between him and her, acted as her protector and friend, for months.

She finally asked me why she couldn't get decent men. I did the fool thing of mentioning my self. She responded with "But I don't Deserve someone as kind as you!"

erm, ok, Zaia & Kelly tell me women like us knight types, so why do all I get is the role of Priest, Older Brother, or Avenging Angel?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-04-05 06:42am

OK - that was a wonderful thing you did for her, but you shouldn't be nice to women just to shag them. And I don't care if you didn't - that's the way it might have looked, and we don't like to feel obligated.

Zaia's gonna cream em for this, but I'll have to say we are insane. We're self-abusive, irrational idiots who constantly make stupid sacrifices for men who don't deserve us. I've seen too many friends go crawling back to emotionally and physically abusive men to be able to rationalise it. Of course, ahving said that, I've seen some of my best male friends going through shit with their girls, so it works both ways.

Maybe it's just becasue we are incurable romantics. If a male friend is constantly nice to us, the relationship becomes 'comfortable' - and we need safe frinedships like that in our lives. We need reliable, valient friends like the Yosemite Bear who we know isn't going to treat us like shit and abuse us. But if we have a romantic affair with him, he might turn evil, like all the other men we've had so far in our lives, blah blah blah.

My advice is date women who aren't your friends, and don't bemoan the fact that your friends don't fancy you.

Love you, YB, sorry for being harsh...

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Side note: The wierdiest thing I have heard FROM the O.S.