Funny joke

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-06 05:06am

What's red, black, white, and can't turn around in a hall?

A nun with a spear through her neck.

What's nastier than a pile of dead babies?

The live one at the bottom.

What's nastier than that?

It's eating it's way out.

Hahahah, I love this thread.

BTW, what does everyone think of my new avatar? It's a dummy plug from The End of Evangelion. Those familiar with the series, and the dummy plug, are welcome to speculate on the significance of this change.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-06 02:34pm

What's blue and sits in a corner?

A baby with a plastic bag on it's head.

What's green and sits in a corner?

The same baby a month later.

What's blue and spins around a lot?

A baby in a washing machine.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-04-06 02:43pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:What does a woman have in common with KfC?

After you're done with the legs, thighs, and breasts youve got a greasy box to put your bone in.

That may be a crude joke, but at least it's better than all these baby ones...and anarchistbunny's hearing ribs crack on nailing eight-year-old girls...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-06 03:05pm

I know the the bunny wants a custom title but this is a pretty fucked up way of going about it. All humor has exited this thread and i'l left feeling cold.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-06 03:19pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I know the the bunny wants a custom title but this is a pretty fucked up way of going about it. All humor has exited this thread and i'l left feeling cold.

Bah, flex some misanthropy and enjoy yourself!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-06 03:20pm

This thread is too sick, disgusting, and just plainly fucked up to exist any longer.

+1. now lock it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-06 03:30pm

fgalkin wrote:This thread is too sick, disgusting, and just plainly fucked up to exist any longer.

+1. now lock it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Nah, if you gotta oppress something here just move the offensive stuff to the HOS and leave the tame stuff here.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-06 04:03pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:This thread is horrible, and should be added to often.

Indeed.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-06 05:18pm

I've heard every one of these many times in real life. I think my life sucks.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-06 05:25pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I've heard every one of these many times in real life. I think my life sucks.

Well, there's no question about that.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-04-06 05:28pm

fgalkin, STFU. You are the only person who really wants this thread locked, so WHY DO YOU KEEP READING IT???

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-06 05:57pm

In the 1800s a Frenchman ask a British soldier why they are wearing red coats,"is it to be a much better target" he said and the British soldier answer "no its for when the enemy shoot you he will not see that he wounded us" and the Frenchman said "oh good idea",since that time all Frenchmen wear brown pants.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-06 06:02pm

Ok that one was funny.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-06 06:11pm

Necrophilia - Relax, go home and crack open a cold one.

My own contribution to the sickness.....though remember, dead girls dont say no.....

Okay......normal service is now resuming.....

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-06 06:16pm

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
They've got big fingers.

How do you circumcise a whale?
You send four skin divers.

And here's one worse:
Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other?
.
.
.
They were both stuck-up cunts.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-06 06:23pm

What the HELL is your problem? Anyone who would find that remotely funny is fudged up in the head majorly, anarchist...

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-06 06:25pm

fgalkin wrote:Oh, good. Now, we can hijack this thread and drive it to oblivion.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

REVOLUTION FOR THE VRWC!!!

*calls up the Freemasons, Illuminati, and Republican Party to start the wheels of revolution and death to hippies*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-06 06:27pm

Nathan F wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Oh, good. Now, we can hijack this thread and drive it to oblivion.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
REVOLUTION FOR THE VRWC!!!

*calls up the Freemasons, Illuminati, and Republican Party to start the wheels of revolution and death to hippies*

Ph34r the Commmunist Revolution.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-06 06:29pm

Here's a joke from me:

What happens to a joke thread full of spam?

The same thing that happens to any spam thread!

+1

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-06 06:32pm

Q: What does the sign above the urinal in a Polish men's room say?
A: Please do not eat the big white mints!

Q: What is safe sex in Montana?
A: They brand the sheep that kick.

In the mental ward of a hospital, a doctor was making his rounds. He then saw a patient practicing his baseball swing without a bat. The doctor said hi and, "Do you think you'll be out of here soon?"
"Of course," the patient said, "just as soon as I hit this home run."
The doctor continued on his way, and happened upon a patient swinging an imaginary golf club. The doctor asked him the same question, and the patient said, "Yep, just as soon as I make this hole in one."
The doctor walked away, entering a different corridor. It was there that he saw a mental patient sitting on the floor with his pants down. He looked over and saw that the man had his dick in a bag of peanuts. The doctor was very intrigued, but said, "Do you think you'll get outta here soon?"
The patient looked at him annoyingly and said, "Are you kidding me? I'm fucking nuts!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-06 06:38pm

Q: How do you stop a Polish tank?
A: Shoot the people who are pushing it

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-06 06:42pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Q: How do you stop a Polish tank?
A: Shoot the people who are pushing it

ROTFLMAO!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-06 06:44pm

Warning on things.

On a chainsaw:Do not stop chain with your hands.
On cough syrup for children:Do not operate heavy machinery.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-06 06:47pm

Time for more tasteless dead baby jokes from my HD archive

Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.

Q: What did the mother say to the baby on a stick that was crying?
A: "Shush, Kebabie!"

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones
A: Because they're hand made.

Q: What do you do when your baby dies on Thanksgiving day?
A: Stuff the turkey with it.

Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-06 06:52pm

fgalkin wrote:I'm hijacking this thread!

Don't you think the pics, made by MX, are cool?

+1

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Hey, I started the hijack before you did, I just stole your idea.