famous last words

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 02:19pm

*Party enters vast cathedral with scores of mongrel men worshiping a gaint metal arrow*

Paladin: I throw my Hammer of Thuderbolts at the profane Idol.

GM: The resulting nuclear explosion kills the Mongrelmen, the Party & most of the outlying countryside...

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-04-06 02:41pm

AT-ST bearing down on my party in a forest.

Cybernetic Ewok demolitionist: "I'll take it out with a terminal detonator!"

Me (transport captain): "Just don't hit a tree"

Ewok throws therminal detonator. Therminal detonator hits a tree branch and bounces right back at the party. BOOM. Game over.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 08:10pm

Jinn: You may have 3 wishes.

"Lucky" party member: Ohh, I want a castle, Stormbringer, & the one true ring.

*The player is now in a castle with Sauron and Elric......