Sr.mal wrote:18 here in California. Which is really weird and it sucks.(No pun intended)
I'm in California, and I'm almost certain that it's 16...
It's not like anybody actually cares about that law anyways... If teens are going to have sex, nobody is going to stop them.
There was a billboard that had CA state law on it that said: "The age of consent is 18 anything less and it's rape." I saw that everyday driving to school.
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong
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"Almost 16" doesn't mean shit if you get charged with rape, and you're conveniently old enough for it to stay on your permanent record. Find someone else; I don't care how starved you are.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:An older girl approaches you (by one year) you're a high school student now.
Much better; the legal threat of statutory rape is now removed, as is the babyish appearance of early pubescence.
She's more experienced than you by a significant margin, but she just got out of an affair w/ a 25 year old who had a fiance and a kid.
She really really wants you, and you find her cute and she says she's really ashamed of what she did and doesn't ever want to do shit like that again, and wants to be w/ you.
Do you sleep with her?
Do you date her?
Do you throw her out of your door?
You lick, tweak, suck, and fuck her until her legs quiver and she spasms involuntarily with pleasure.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:An older girl approaches you (by one year) you're a high school student now.
Much better; the legal threat of statutory rape is now removed, as is the babyish appearance of early pubescence.
*nods vigorously*
It helps if the hot girl one has one's eyes on is not resembling a 13 year old, but a young woman.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:She's more experienced than you by a significant margin, but she just got out of an affair w/ a 25 year old who had a fiance and a kid.
She really really wants you, and you find her cute and she says she's really ashamed of what she did and doesn't ever want to do shit like that again, and wants to be w/ you.
Do you sleep with her?
Do you date her?
Do you throw her out of your door?
You lick, tweak, suck, and fuck her until her legs quiver and she spasms involuntarily with pleasure.
You give the right answers.
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I just like to point out i hypotheticaly know exactly who this hypothetical person rye is talkin about...and i say, no rye...dont do it... but of course its upto you..... hypothetically.
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hmmm hypothetically speaking, i think you're right.
I think i'll term it as "saving myself" hypothetically, for the next hypothetical girl.
Or something.
Beware though tony, i may appear like this due to lack of sex
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I aint boned anyone since last october. Just keep riminding ureself "monty pythons flying circus" is still a virgin,, that always makes me laff. ee,, ure funny when ure drunk rye.
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"no prizes for guessing 'the colour of the grass on the otherside' or the time on the moon" - Either Nick, Rye or Tony.
"your pills your grass your tits your ass"
" i pitty teh poor foo's that have to suffer Troy's anti-plan field"
"Escaped mental patients make better lovers" - Graffiti near Uni.
salm wrote:you need to fuck her hypothetical brain out with your hypothetical dick.
Then he can hypothetically go to hypothetical prison and get hypothetically cornholed by his hypothetical cellmates. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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salm wrote:you need to fuck her hypothetical brain out with your hypothetical dick.
Then he can hypothetically go to hypothetical prison and get hypothetically cornholed by his hypothetical cellmates. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Only if he gets hypothetically busted. Of course, if he takes Ron’s hypothetical advice, "Just hit it, and forget it." then he might hypothetically piss her off, and she could hypothetically turn him in, that is hypothetically assuming she's a vindictive bitch.
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Oh for fuck sake I cant be assed writing a post in the hypothetical form.....
Its not terribly uncommon here north of the border, as something of a hedonist the term "fuck it" springs to mind, take that how you will. I keep meaning to hang a sign in the highstreet here......there is one already that quotes the poem "Tam O'Shanter" it reads :-
"Auld Ayr wham ne'er a town surpasses
For honest men an' bonnie lassies."
It really should read
"Auld Ayr wham ne'er a town surpasses
For fuckin' neds and easy lassies."
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