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LOL !!! That was awesome.......good beat , Towlie, and Papa Smurf getting his salad tossed by Smurfette, classic.
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aerius wrote:It's not as bad as say...Kermit porn
I used to have that in my sig, over on the now defunct X-E BBS.
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I'm so glad I never click links until seeing people's reactions to them on this board. :D
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A wonderful thread this is
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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MY FUCKING EYES! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!
*tosses self into grinding machine, then get's dumped into a pool if acid, then lit on fire and run over with a steamroller all while having his innards ripped out by crazed monkies* :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I'm gonna do that again now.... :shock:
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I'm so glad I never click links until seeing people's reactions to them on this board. :D
Wuss! :P

Of course I've been completely desensitised thanks to my Customs job and I'd probably just yawn and go "yeah, that's nice, he's got his dick up her ass" if someone showed me hardcore Janeway porn.
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aerius wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I'm so glad I never click links until seeing people's reactions to them on this board. :D
Wuss! :P

Of course I've been completely desensitised thanks to my Customs job and I'd probably just yawn and go "yeah, that's nice, he's got his dick up her ass" if someone showed me hardcore Janeway porn.
Out of curiosity, why do you have to watch all the movies that are imported into Canada? Its not like any legitimate store, that orders from a distributor, is going to carry child or snuff porn. So whats the worry ?
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Sokar wrote:Out of curiosity, why do you have to watch all the movies that are imported into Canada? Its not like any legitimate store, that orders from a distributor, is going to carry child or snuff porn. So whats the worry ?
Part of my job at Customs was to screen all the porn that comes into our country, doesn't matter if it's going to a store or a private individual. If it's child porn, snuff, necrophelia, bestiality, or rape porn, we confiscate it and log it into our system for law enforcement to deal with. Which means someone (me) gets paid to watch all the porn that comes in every day.
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aerius wrote:
Sokar wrote:Out of curiosity, why do you have to watch all the movies that are imported into Canada? Its not like any legitimate store, that orders from a distributor, is going to carry child or snuff porn. So whats the worry ?
Part of my job at Customs was to screen all the porn that comes into our country, doesn't matter if it's going to a store or a private individual. If it's child porn, snuff, necrophelia, bestiality, or rape porn, we confiscate it and log it into our system for law enforcement to deal with. Which means someone (me) gets paid to watch all the porn that comes in every day.
Man, I want that job. :twisted:

Of course, if it's sick porn...bleh.
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Captain tycho wrote:Man, I want that job. :twisted:

Of course, if it's sick porn...bleh.
Let's put it this way, if I were to describe some of the porn I saw there on this board, I'd get banned pretty darn fast. And instead of using "RayCav" whenever sick snuff porn gets mentioned, they'll be using my name.
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Wow, thats a wild job, I'd try it for a week just to get my bizarro fix in , but I don't think I could deal with doing it for too long.

I just find it odd that people would be buying that through the mail , do they not realize its so illegal to import that it should catch the envelope on fire?
I mean , its no secret here that I'm into B&D and such , but I know its impossible to import most of the stuff that available on video from Europe , so I dont.....just mystifies me.
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I find it hilarious that the song already existed before the video was made.
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Saw that on stileproject a long time ago.


Something else from stile

http://www.stileproject.com/flash/karma.swf
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