Hey everybody!!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-16 03:51pm

*Much pokage!*

Welcome!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-16 11:28pm

OMG I SAW A NOOB AND I POKED HIM AND HE WENT

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-16 11:32pm

Welcome! *poke* Enjoy your stay here at SD.net

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 11:44pm

[Cheery, flight attendant-like voice]

Congratulations, Mr. Stampede! Under the majority approval of the Stardestroyer.net Board of Directors, you are hereby granted membership to the General Forums, and all the accompanying titles and powers relating to the position. Thank you for choosing Stardestroyer.net for your message board needs. If you have any questions, please file them to your local moderator, who will respond to your queries as soon as possible. Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your membership.

[/Cheery, flight attendant-like voice]

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-04-17 12:21am

Stampede wrote:
actually, its to my understanding that he likes that kinda stuff from other guys
I REALLY wish I had read this post BEFORE I dropped by. I would have dragged you into the street and kicked your candy ass.

i got tired of my hair catching on fire everytime i stepped inside a church
Fire and brimstone folks. Ring the bell, call forth the Four Horsemen! Over yonder rises the Armageddon! Hey Elwood. The thread were I smack ol' Palpy there is in the HOS. I'll have to link you.

he's gotta confess to running over all of those elderly people at the neighborhood yardsale...
Thump,thump,thump...

i'll have you know that i'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and A-Bomb here is my black man servant. WHAT!!
What about Justices' monkey?

actually Cal, the only *non* caucasian guy that i can think of that we even somewhat keep contact with is Mel...and he's over seein our shine runnin business in California
And he's doin a damn fine job. Don't forget Brandon. Thought we don't hang with him much.

YEEEEEEEEEHHAAWWWWWWWW!!!
Sheep Fucker!!!

Uhm, where's the one that uses 'negatives'?
fair enough

Your call.

.....what in the hell have i signed on to.....

Why your grave, Mr. Bond, your...oh wait. Wrong line. uhm, err, uhm, Yo! Don't you say another unkind thing about the mother fucking time. What?!

Tropen · Post by **Tropen** » 2003-04-18 03:32pm

Guess I gotta show up to, huh

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-18 03:39pm

Tropen wrote:Guess I gotta show up to, huh

And YOU have been picked for my All Your Base Poke!!!

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Tropen · Post by **Tropen** » 2003-04-18 03:48pm

Shinova wrote:*Puts on medical doctor spectacles and whips out a clipboard+pen*

Now, Mr. Cal Wright, to ensure your cousin's and friend's safe accomodation, you will have to answer a few questions. Answer them as honestly and to the best of you knowledge as you can. Is that fine with you? Good. Let's begin.

First question, Mr. Cal Wright: is you cousin or your friend a Christian fundamentalist to any certain degree or form?

Second, do they hold any unique perspectives toward people of non-Caucasian origins or those of unconventional sexual tendencies?

And third... *takes out Official Stardestroyer.net-approved General Intelligence Scale* ...can you point out, to your best estimate, where your cousin and friend rate on this scale?

Now just one more question, Mr. Cal Wright. Do your cousin and friend exhibit a certain favorance or disfavorance toward anal intercourse? This question was proposed by Mr. Wong and approved by our Stardestroyer.net Board of Directors.

Mmm hmmm... *checks Cal Wright's answers.* Now if you will just sign here please. Thank you very much for your time and attention, Mr. Cal Wright. We'll be processing your cousin and friend's applications for membership to Stardestroyer.net's General Forums and you and they will be informed of the Board's decision in short time. And once again, thank you for your time, Mr. Cal Wright.

[/end Doctor mode]

#1 Hey I'm fun and mental

#2 Um, no

#3 Wow 4, my favorite number

Final Q: As long as I'm on the giving end

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-18 03:53pm

[quote="Tropen"][/quote]Hiyah! Welcome to SD.net. Oh, and