I met a guy who said his family played a game called "first corn".
They would eat corn for dinner, and they were not allowed to take laxatives or anything. "A natural cycle," he insisted. Then, whoever had the first corn-studded log won an extra helping of dessert the next dinner.
I laughed, then thought for a moment and said, "You guys were poor, huh?" Turned out he grew up in a trailer in Tennessee.
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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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That is just...wrong...Coyote wrote:I met a guy who said his family played a game called "first corn".
They would eat corn for dinner, and they were not allowed to take laxatives or anything. "A natural cycle," he insisted. Then, whoever had the first corn-studded log won an extra helping of dessert the next dinner.
I laughed, then thought for a moment and said, "You guys were poor, huh?" Turned out he grew up in a trailer in Tennessee.
In my 19 years of living in TN, I have yet to see that game played, lol.
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In my 21 in Louisiana, me neither. Thank the GodZ...Nathan F wrote:That is just...wrong...Coyote wrote:I met a guy who said his family played a game called "first corn".
They would eat corn for dinner, and they were not allowed to take laxatives or anything. "A natural cycle," he insisted. Then, whoever had the first corn-studded log won an extra helping of dessert the next dinner.
I laughed, then thought for a moment and said, "You guys were poor, huh?" Turned out he grew up in a trailer in Tennessee.
In my 19 years of living in TN, I have yet to see that game played, lol.
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What the hell are we going to spend it on? A cure for cancer? LoL!!!
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