Pringles packed with Nitrogen

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-06 12:05pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Exonerate wrote:I remember reading something about how some companies are considering packing their chips with argon...
Isn't argon inert and harmless?

Look up.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 12:06pm

Nathan F wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Exonerate wrote:I remember reading something about how some companies are considering packing their chips with argon...
Isn't argon inert and harmless?
Look up.

*As HDS looks up, an 1000lb Paveway LGB falls right infront of him and through the pavement with a time delay fuse...*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-06 06:51pm

Well, did they show you the part where they put that awful aftertaste into diet soda?

Was SPAM mentioned? Because I think it's an incredible idea. Thanks to it, we can extract even more meat from the buffalo than the Native Americans! I mean, even they stopped with the rectum, right?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-06 06:54pm

The awful aftertaste ingredient to Diet Coke is the stale urine of a drunken executive who's just found out he's been sacked for sexual harassment over the email network.

J · Post by J » 2003-05-06 08:06pm

Gandalf wrote:Speakong as a member of the idiot public I should mention Argon sounds nasty. Sounds like armageddon.

Well it's not as bad as Kryton which people will mistake for the evil glowing Kryptonite seen in Superman shows. I still remember my HS chem teacher's words teaching us the periodic table, "Krypton, not to be confused with Kryptonite". Oh boy....

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-05-06 08:17pm

Argon is too damned expensive to be used for packing like that.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-06 09:27pm

I can imagine a fake warning site, like the one for Dihydrogen Monoxide..

"STOP PRINGLES!! They package their food with a gas composed of 70% nitrogen, volatile amounts of oxygen, and even small amounts of methane, and other toxic compounds!"

Or something.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-06 09:42pm

One in three criminals charged for murder this year tested positive for having eaten pringles once in their life. Pringles, are they really harmless?